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I like the splatter on the maid's skirt--nice subtle touch
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Please tell me the name of this airline. This is the one I want to fly.
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And guys are falling at your feet.
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Photo: Beans were falling from my jeans.12/12/25report
Don't waste it. Your hair is still too clean x-D
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Photo: The sound that pour made 😍 12/12/25report
"I really have to stop losing my contact lenses in here."
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none--my mouth wouldn't be free :P
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Photo: What degrading names would you call me?12/12/25report
With all of that chocolate, we can't tell if it's you or a stunt double x-D :pieface:
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love the shocked look
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messy is a great look for you.
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love the timing
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Love the smile
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my face or yours?
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lovely
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Someone needs a hug.
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Those eyes--one can only wonder what revenge she is plotting.
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May I unstrap that shoe for you?
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I have got to check these photos more frequently. That's the 2nd time today somebody has beat me to a comment.
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For those of you who know of my recent medical problems, you'll be glad to hear that biopsy results have ruled out cancer.
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User: theoldmanandthepie12/11/25report
Drat you Alex Sanchez x-D I was going to say, "You could pull my sleigh anytime you wish," but you beat me to the theme.
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Photo: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!12/11/25report
I love the smile and the glee in your eyes.
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Photo: Covered in 16 different ingredients! 12/11/25report
As much as I prefer silver to gold, you'll always be a gold medal to me.
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You'll get no argument from me!
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great photo
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coming.
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Yes, the muddy boobs are great, but I love the way the mud frames her lovely eyes and smile.
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it's as if she were born to this.
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I love the way her eyes sparkle as she puts mud on her face.
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she's so at peace with the mud--I love it.
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She looks so blissful.
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If one looks closely, one can see that absolutely adorable tiny bit of mud on her lower lip.
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I agree
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PS--I like the back-splatter on the thrower's skirt.
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It looks like she got it just fine.
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"The water is exhilirating. I hope I fall in again and this time soak my hair."
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Photo: Ready to go paddle boarding12/9/25report
I love how the 2nd French maid pies the first French maid.
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I love the sequence. I just realized that the weather must be warm for you right now making it enjoyable to play in the mud.
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I love this photo. I expect that the splatter directly under the wife's nose is actually on the wall, but I would love to imagine that she was being hit by that splatter.
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Photo: From: "Kelli's 30 Pie Barrage"12/7/25report
I love the touch of custard and chocolate on the pant leg. Also, I agree with vols4everus and echo his question.
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Photo: Marianna lost bet forfeit Part 212/7/25report
Chocolate--the perfect start for a white top.
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Photo: Marianna bet forfeit Part 112/7/25report
love the smile and the eye peeking out.
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the chocolate in the hair is the perfect touch.
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One of you is torture enough! Both of you together--I'm ready to confess to anything. x-D
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love the smiles. I'm not so certain about the dance, though x-D
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We're the ones who put our feet in our mouths, not you.
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love the smile
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But 'Teal Dress' is the cleanest. Shouldn't she be the one to be 'gang pied'?
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Photo: More Pie Fun at the Village Hall12/6/25report
If I had ever worked for a company, that's the company I would have liked to have worked for.
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I love the eyes at the end.
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Don't look sad. We'll find the key to your UMD jail cell.
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Photo: Ya girl is in UMD jail, sorry for being quiet!12/2/25report
"Looks like you're the one who's being served."
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Great timing on the photo, Mid-splat photos are always nice.
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"You have a surprise for me? Why, thank you."
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"That looks good on you."
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"As you can see, a pie in the face is better than a pie in the hand."
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"One pie-two girls. Why do I get the tough decisions>"
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"Another? Why, thank you. I'll have another."
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"Here it comes."
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your butt looks great, but I don't see a donkey anywhere x-D x-D x-D
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Photo: How does my ass look?? 12/2/25report
You don't need to blow a kiss. Your eyes do it for you.
Photo: Kiss kiss! Love y'all!!12/2/25report
I like how the lady in maroon accepts her fate graciously at the end.
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Let me take off my glasses, and I will be right over.
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Yes, I will come kiss you.
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I hope there's room for two (or more) in that fantasy of yours, S44.
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She needs a partner. I volunteer.
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Even if it is AI
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I am so jealous of everyone there.
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"I'm saving this pie just for you."
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"I'm waiting for you."
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"Come join us. Think of all of the fun you're missing."
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"This is what I call a party."
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"Come join us, and i will lick you clean afterwards."
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"You haven't be covering me with skunk gunk, have you?"
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"I'm going to get you for this."
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I'm wondering who is the lucky lady with you?
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"What are you looking at?"
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"Thank god the robber left my chocolate and cream."
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You ought to keep the feathers, It's a very sexy look.
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This photo gives new meaning to the phrase, "feather pillow".
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"I've got your feet." "So what? I've got your feet, although P U I wish I hadn't."
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"Don't shoot! Don't shoot. Take my money. Just leave my chocolate and cream."
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"What else do you have for me, big boy?"
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you added a kiss at the end. nice touch.
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The vote is in. The "eyes" have it.
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One more for the road.
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I loved the video.
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I think it's time for them to switch places.
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Chocolate and white and pink--where's the "after" photo?????"
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"I guess it's time to use these two pies."
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great work, as always, especially the chocolate
Photo: Irina's award gets worse, much worse.11/30/25report
those eyes are incredible.
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Great set. A pity about the order of the photos.
Photo11/29/25report
"Here, have some mud."
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You're just so lovely in white.
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That's enough shaving cream to share with another. If you can't think of anyone with whom to share, I do have a suggestion.
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That's enough shaving cream to share with another. If you can't think of anyone with whom to share, I'd be happy to make a suggestion.
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I'm glad I don't have a heart condition. If I did, I would never survive this photo.
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great work as always
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now that's what I call a nighttime beauty treatment.
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"Oh no, you got me."
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I assume this was inspired by the episode of "The Price is Right" where the the hostesses pied each other, then the announcer, then teamed up on Drew, and then the announcer got the winning contestant. (I love that part.)
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