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I love the way her eyes sparkle as she puts mud on her face.
Forum pic12/10/25report
she's so at peace with the mud--I love it.
Forum pic12/10/25report
She looks so blissful.
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Forum pic12/10/25report
If one looks closely, one can see that absolutely adorable tiny bit of mud on her lower lip.
Forum pic12/10/25report
I agree
Forum pic12/10/25report
PS--I like the back-splatter on the thrower's skirt.
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Photo12/9/25report
It looks like she got it just fine.
Photo12/9/25report
"The water is exhilirating. I hope I fall in again and this time soak my hair."
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Photo: Ready to go paddle boarding12/9/25report
I love how the 2nd French maid pies the first French maid.
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Photo12/8/25report
I love the sequence. I just realized that the weather must be warm for you right now making it enjoyable to play in the mud.
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Photo12/7/25report
I love this photo. I expect that the splatter directly under the wife's nose is actually on the wall, but I would love to imagine that she was being hit by that splatter.
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Photo: From: "Kelli's 30 Pie Barrage"12/7/25report
I love the touch of custard and chocolate on the pant leg. Also, I agree with vols4everus and echo his question.
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Photo: Marianna lost bet forfeit Part 212/7/25report
Chocolate--the perfect start for a white top.
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Photo: Marianna bet forfeit Part 112/7/25report
love the smile and the eye peeking out.
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Photo12/6/25report
the chocolate in the hair is the perfect touch.
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Photo12/6/25report
One of you is torture enough! Both of you together--I'm ready to confess to anything. x-D
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Forum pic12/6/25report
love the smiles. I'm not so certain about the dance, though x-D
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Forum pic12/6/25report
We're the ones who put our feet in our mouths, not you.
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Forum pic12/6/25report
love the smile
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Forum pic12/6/25report
But 'Teal Dress' is the cleanest. Shouldn't she be the one to be 'gang pied'?
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Photo: More Pie Fun at the Village Hall12/6/25report
If I had ever worked for a company, that's the company I would have liked to have worked for.
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Photo12/2/25report
I love the eyes at the end.
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Photo12/2/25report
Don't look sad. We'll find the key to your UMD jail cell.
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Photo: Ya girl is in UMD jail, sorry for being quiet!12/2/25report
"Looks like you're the one who's being served."
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Forum pic12/2/25report
Great timing on the photo, Mid-splat photos are always nice.
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Forum pic12/2/25report
"You have a surprise for me? Why, thank you."
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Forum pic12/2/25report
"That looks good on you."
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"As you can see, a pie in the face is better than a pie in the hand."
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Forum pic12/2/25report
"One pie-two girls. Why do I get the tough decisions>"
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"Another? Why, thank you. I'll have another."
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"Here it comes."
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Forum pic12/2/25report
your butt looks great, but I don't see a donkey anywhere x-D x-D x-D
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Photo: How does my ass look?? 12/2/25report
You don't need to blow a kiss. Your eyes do it for you.
Photo: Kiss kiss! Love y'all!!12/2/25report
I like how the lady in maroon accepts her fate graciously at the end.
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Photo12/1/25report
Let me take off my glasses, and I will be right over.
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Forum pic12/1/25report
Yes, I will come kiss you.
Forum pic12/1/25report
I hope there's room for two (or more) in that fantasy of yours, S44.
Forum pic12/1/25report
She needs a partner. I volunteer.
Forum pic12/1/25report
Even if it is AI
Forum pic12/1/25report
I am so jealous of everyone there.
Forum pic12/1/25report
"I'm saving this pie just for you."
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"I'm waiting for you."
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"Come join us. Think of all of the fun you're missing."
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"This is what I call a party."
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Forum pic12/1/25report
"Come join us, and i will lick you clean afterwards."
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"You haven't be covering me with skunk gunk, have you?"
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"I'm going to get you for this."
Forum pic12/1/25report
I'm wondering who is the lucky lady with you?
Photo12/1/25report
"What are you looking at?"
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Photo12/1/25report
"Thank god the robber left my chocolate and cream."
Photo12/1/25report
You ought to keep the feathers, It's a very sexy look.
Photo12/1/25report
This photo gives new meaning to the phrase, "feather pillow".
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Photo12/1/25report
"I've got your feet." "So what? I've got your feet, although P U I wish I hadn't."
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Photo12/1/25report
"Don't shoot! Don't shoot. Take my money. Just leave my chocolate and cream."
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Photo12/1/25report
"What else do you have for me, big boy?"
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Forum pic12/1/25report
you added a kiss at the end. nice touch.
Photo11/30/25report
The vote is in. The "eyes" have it.
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Forum pic11/30/25report
One more for the road.
Forum pic11/30/25report
I loved the video.
Forum pic11/30/25report
I think it's time for them to switch places.
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Forum pic11/30/25report
Chocolate and white and pink--where's the "after" photo?????"
Forum pic11/30/25report
"I guess it's time to use these two pies."
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Forum pic11/30/25report
great work, as always, especially the chocolate
Photo: Irina's award gets worse, much worse.11/30/25report
those eyes are incredible.
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Forum pic11/30/25report
Great set. A pity about the order of the photos.
Forum pic11/29/25report
"Here, have some mud."
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Photo11/29/25report
You're just so lovely in white.
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Photo11/29/25report
That's enough shaving cream to share with another. If you can't think of anyone with whom to share, I do have a suggestion.
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Photo11/29/25report
That's enough shaving cream to share with another. If you can't think of anyone with whom to share, I'd be happy to make a suggestion.
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Photo11/29/25report
I'm glad I don't have a heart condition. If I did, I would never survive this photo.
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Photo11/29/25report
great work as always
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Photo11/29/25report
now that's what I call a nighttime beauty treatment.
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Photo11/29/25report
"Oh no, you got me."
Photo11/29/25report
I assume this was inspired by the episode of "The Price is Right" where the the hostesses pied each other, then the announcer, then teamed up on Drew, and then the announcer got the winning contestant. (I love that part.)
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Photo11/29/25report
I love the coverage and how the lady on the right is trying to stop the pie. It adds a sense of realism. Great work, although the frame rate is a little fast for me.
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Photo11/29/25report
"Oh no, it's my turn."
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Photo11/29/25report
"bullseye"
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Photo11/29/25report
(girl on right) "I've always wanted to be in a pie fight."
Photo11/29/25report
"Shall we go to class like this?"
Photo11/29/25report
Three on one--that doesn't seem fair.
Photo11/29/25report
Based on my user id#, there are about 70,000 members of UMD thinking, "Is there room for one more." Yes, I am one of them.
Photo11/29/25report
A mask, a mask, my kingdom for a mask.
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Forum pic11/29/25report
That's one lucky pillow.
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Forum pic11/29/25report
Destroy those designer jeans!!!!
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Forum pic11/29/25report
It looks like she wants to take a bite out of the mud-flavored foot that's a foot away.
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Forum pic11/29/25report
Here, don't be sad. Let me hug you, and you'll feel better ... or at least I will.
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Photo11/29/25report
Would you believe me if I said she was too clean? i wouldn't either. I wouldn't hold the clean spot on her inside left elbow against her, but i would hold all of me against her.
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Photo11/29/25report
"Peace. Now just come a little closer."
Photo11/29/25report
Yay--the bunnies got some mess as well.
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Photo11/29/25report
The girls are nicely messy, but it would have been fun to see some of the girls in the audience get some mess as well.
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Photo11/29/25report
"Hi, mom."
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Photo11/29/25report
How is the bunny going to get accidentally pied in the face if the girls are so far away? x-D
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Photo11/29/25report
If the pies don't give away what's going to happen, the sly looks in back do.
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Forum pic11/27/25report
Don't you just love 3 beautiful laughing faces.
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Forum pic11/27/25report
(whispering an aside) "Don't tell these two on either side of me, but this actually kind of fun."
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Forum pic11/27/25report
"And there they go."
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Forum pic11/27/25report
I wonder what their hands are doing instead of giving each other a high five.
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Forum pic11/27/25report
Such a perfect outcome.
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Forum pic11/27/25report
So gorgeous. So sexy. So wonderfully unobservant.
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Forum pic11/27/25report
We're glad we did.
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Photo: Ira's visit to the pub get's messy!11/27/25report
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