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I assume this was inspired by the episode of "The Price is Right" where the the hostesses pied each other, then the announcer, then teamed up on Drew, and then the announcer got the winning contestant. (I love that part.)
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Photo11/29/25report
I love the coverage and how the lady on the right is trying to stop the pie. It adds a sense of realism. Great work, although the frame rate is a little fast for me.
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Photo11/29/25report
"Oh no, it's my turn."
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Photo11/29/25report
"bullseye"
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Photo11/29/25report
(girl on right) "I've always wanted to be in a pie fight."
Photo11/29/25report
"Shall we go to class like this?"
Photo11/29/25report
Three on one--that doesn't seem fair.
Photo11/29/25report
Based on my user id#, there are about 70,000 members of UMD thinking, "Is there room for one more." Yes, I am one of them.
Photo11/29/25report
A mask, a mask, my kingdom for a mask.
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Photo11/29/25report
That's one lucky pillow.
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Photo11/29/25report
Destroy those designer jeans!!!!
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Photo11/29/25report
It looks like she wants to take a bite out of the mud-flavored foot that's a foot away.
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Photo11/29/25report
Here, don't be sad. Let me hug you, and you'll feel better ... or at least I will.
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Photo11/29/25report
Would you believe me if I said she was too clean? i wouldn't either. I wouldn't hold the clean spot on her inside left elbow against her, but i would hold all of me against her.
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Photo11/29/25report
"Peace. Now just come a little closer."
Photo11/29/25report
Yay--the bunnies got some mess as well.
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Photo11/29/25report
The girls are nicely messy, but it would have been fun to see some of the girls in the audience get some mess as well.
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Photo11/29/25report
"Hi, mom."
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Photo11/29/25report
How is the bunny going to get accidentally pied in the face if the girls are so far away? x-D
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Photo11/29/25report
If the pies don't give away what's going to happen, the sly looks in back do.
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Photo11/27/25report
Don't you just love 3 beautiful laughing faces.
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Photo11/27/25report
(whispering an aside) "Don't tell these two on either side of me, but this actually kind of fun."
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Photo11/27/25report
"And there they go."
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Photo11/27/25report
I wonder what their hands are doing instead of giving each other a high five.
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Photo11/27/25report
Such a perfect outcome.
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Photo11/27/25report
So gorgeous. So sexy. So wonderfully unobservant.
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Photo11/27/25report
We're glad we did.
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Photo: Ira's visit to the pub get's messy!11/27/25report
Where do I sign up?
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Photo11/27/25report
:pieface: For those who don't like puzzles: Happy "Pie in the Face" Day!
User: theoldmanandthepie11/27/25report
:pieface: Happy the(3.141592653589793e)face day, everyone!
User: theoldmanandthepie11/27/25report
agreed
Photo11/27/25report
I guess that I that I have little choice except to agree with m_v given that I have been saying the essentially the same thing for several comments now. x-D
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Photo11/27/25report
"Revenge might be a dish best served cold, but pie is a dish that is best served in the face."
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Photo11/26/25report
Standing: "Are you ready?"
Sitting: "Does it matter?"
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Photo11/26/25report
"Do your worst!"
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Photo11/26/25report
top: "This pie would look so good in my face."
bottom: "Let me make sure the coast is clear."
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Photo11/26/25report
The outfit is tease enough--let her have it already,
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Photo11/26/25report
"You want me to throw my pie in MY face?????????"
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Photo11/26/25report
"Get closer and I'll pie both of us at the same time."
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Photo11/26/25report
Why isn't he smiling--he has the best job in the world?
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Photo11/26/25report
"Oh no! That third pie coming straight for my face is twice as big and three times as gloopy as the two I'm holding."
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Photo11/26/25report
"Stop sniffing it and let me have it, already."
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Photo11/26/25report
"Here it comes."
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Photo11/26/25report
"I think I need to spank her harder--she isn't gasping loud enough, and I'm not getting splattered enough."
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Photo11/26/25report
but it would look so good down that cleavage.
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Photo11/26/25report
clown: "All you lusty people out there, do you think I should spare her?"
lusty people, in unison: "NO!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Photo11/26/25report
"That look on your face tells me we're going to do more than just hold these pies."
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Photo11/26/25report
"On the other hand, that skirt is too clean. Just stand still."
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Photo11/26/25report
"When I stand up, you're going to really get it."
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"I'm so looking forward to this."
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Photo11/26/25report
top: "Is that a pie i see flying towards us?
bottom: "no--that was a pie flying at YOU."
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Photo11/26/25report
I wish I didn't just have to take your word for it.
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Photo: Being messed by Megan is amazing<311/26/25report
I don't know about baking, but it definitely looks like your cooking.
Photo: Megan and I had fun trying to bake <.<11/26/25report
"I can see my reflection in the mud."
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Photo11/26/25report
this is for the entire set: that poor bunny!
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Photo11/26/25report
"What should I do next?"
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Photo: Vid from last halloween!11/25/25report
"Sleep now..., and rest your weary head..." (excerpt from "Into the West")
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Photo11/25/25report
I may ogle the boobs, but I am in love with the eyes.
Photo11/25/25report
How did you know that blue is my favorite color?
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Photo11/25/25report
Especially when it's worn by a beautiful lady, (who, of course, gets just as trashed!)
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Photo: I love trashing a pretty outfit 😈 11/24/25report
With all of the wolves lining up (myself included), I think you're optimistic to think you'll get outside the door. x-D
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Photo: What type of rain will I get?11/24/25report
Me, three
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Photo: I'm in love 🩷 11/24/25report
I wouldn't miss more cream on the one in the red sweater, but a surprise pie into the face of the girl on the right wouldn't go amiss, either.
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Photo: Follow us and subscribe! Don't miss what's comin11/24/25report
Will you be my birthday cake when my next birthday rolls around?
Photo11/24/25report
What a lovely silhouette.
Photo11/24/25report
Behold the lovely visage of the faerie mud princess!
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Photo11/24/25report
"I await the transformation."
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Photo11/24/25report
"With these feathers, I will become a beautiful bird of paradise"
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Photo11/24/25report
great set of photos.
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Photo11/23/25report
"Look into my eyes. i am getting messy, messy ..."
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"Look into my eyes. You are getting sleepy, sleepy, ..."
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Photo11/23/25report
The contrast between the chocolate(?) and the shine make the perfect accentuation.
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Photo11/23/25report
Those eyes have put so many holes in my heart, one more won't matter.
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Photo11/23/25report
A new bird species--Hikariraptora cuteeyesii
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Photo11/23/25report
"Thank you for letting me stand next to Michaelangelo's 'David'."
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Photo11/23/25report
"When I'm done, you'll be standing next to 'Little Lord Fauntleroy'."
"If you say so, but I'd much rather stand next to Michaelangelo's 'David'."
Photo11/23/25report
Blue on blue. Personally, I couldn't think of a better color choice."
Photo11/23/25report
Interesting--the artwork is the model and the model is the artwork.
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Photo11/23/25report
"Hold still."
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Photo11/23/25report
"I've never been a work of art before."
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Photo11/23/25report
"One more stroke and you will be my masterpiece."
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Photo11/23/25report
the pied girl is in the perfect position for the obvious sequel.
Photo11/23/25report
I would think that, once she didn't make it, she'd turn around and get her revenge!
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Photo11/22/25report
I'm totally jealous of the mud they get to play in.
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Photo11/21/25report
Does "Ooops" mean you accidentally opened your mouth and swallowed some of the spaghetti rings instead of wearing them?
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Photo: Ooops11/21/25report
Perhaps, but in my fantasies, I'd be getting you a lot messier than that.
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Photo: I'm a real mess11/21/25report
Whoever is attached to that arm might be the luckiest guy in the world. Where's my surgical saw? I could use a third arm.
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Photo: Custard face11/21/25report
I would say, "Everyone", but there might be a eunuch or two in this world who might not think so. But then again, they might think so.
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Photo: who thinks I'm sexy?11/21/25report
"I'm going to strangle you."
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Photo11/21/25report
"Thank you for the dark salmon slime. The green slime just didn't go with my complexion."
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Photo11/21/25report
"Aww, do I have to cleaned up already?"
Photo11/21/25report
"See--I told you my tongue stud was still clean."
Photo11/21/25report
In the English alphabet, does it say, "Teatr Ermolovoi 100"?
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Photo: Ilaria unwisely offers to help at theatre Pt211/21/25report
I love the pie locations, but I think you needed two more pies. x-D x-D
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Photo: Ilaria unwisely offers to help at theatre Pt211/21/25report
Ilaria needed a tour in the American Army, where, allegedly, the first thing they teach you is to NEVER VOLUNTEER! x-D x-D x-D
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Photo: Ilaria unwisely offers to help at theatre pt111/21/25report
Great story set, but are you sure it isn't a shared ultimate fantasy and not just the Mrs.?
Photo11/21/25report
I love that, in my opinion, the victim is smiling or maybe even laughing."
Photo11/21/25report
"What are you going to do with that 15-inch pie????"
Photo11/21/25report
(speaking to herself) "C'mon, you can do it. You can plant your face in this cake."
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Photo11/21/25report
"You're right--this is fun. The next time I do it however, you better have some pies ready."
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