Politicians lie. We just pie.
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"It's so much fun to dare you to do something."
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Photo11/21/25report
"Damn that butt rash."
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Photo11/21/25report
A brilliant set
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Photo11/21/25report
I love the suggestive look on your face.
Photo11/20/25report
I love the smile. it conveys a definite cheerfulness, especially with the closed eyes.
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Photo11/20/25report
Fed Ex employee: "So you want 10,000 copies of this photo sent to TK in Kansas City."
Photo11/20/25report
I love how really muddy your getting, including your hair.
Photo11/19/25report
Somebody ought to be able to write a poem where "Luscious in red" is rhymed with "Luscious in bed"
Photo: Luscious in red11/19/25report
I love seeing smiling wammed faces.
Photo11/19/25report
I'm all mixed up. Your eyes are pointing one way, but your tongue is pointing another.
Photo11/19/25report
That's too cute for words. Of course, one might then ask, "Then why are you adding words?" Maybe I should join "Words, anonymous", (PS--no offense intended if you are a member of an addiction organization. I am glad you are getting help.)
Photo11/19/25report
"The Police were coming, and I had to hide."
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Photo11/19/25report
"Ewww--What happened to you?"
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Photo11/19/25report
If you're the ones trying, why is it we're the ones getting hot? And bothered, of course. x-D
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Photo11/19/25report
Don't rip your hair out. It's only pie.
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Photo11/19/25report
"Why doesn't she get pie #2?"
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Photo11/18/25report
This pie must have had slow-motion cream, as somehow the blonde got out of the way of the splatter.
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Photo11/18/25report
"I didn't agree to this." "Yes, you did. Read the fine print."
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Photo11/18/25report
Given the distance of the splatter, she must have used gravity-defying cream.
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Photo11/18/25report
I do hope the pie-er is in the office on her birthday!
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Photo11/18/25report
I love the angst in her face in this photo.
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Photo11/18/25report
"I am Alistaira Bannister, and this is Masterjoke Theater (gulp)."
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Photo11/18/25report
I love the reluctance and near-despair in her face in this photo.
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Photo11/18/25report
lovely.
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Photo11/18/25report
The pies of the highest quality for WAM!
Photo11/18/25report
I don't know why (other than I'm a Trekkie), but this photo reminds me of Elaan in the ST:TOS episode, "Elaan of Troyius".
Photo11/18/25report
"This little bit right over here is really tasty."
Photo11/18/25report
"How do you like my wailing Banshee impression?"
Photo11/18/25report
Fantastic coverage, It must also be a very tasty pie, as she is really trying to taste it.
Photo11/18/25report
Thank you for the "after" shot.
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Photo11/17/25report
I've said it once, and I'll say it again. Mr. Parker is a very lucky man.
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Photo11/17/25report
"Oh my yes!! It's on my boobs!"
Photo11/17/25report
"Yes! Another pie!! And it's beginning to drip down my boobs!"
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Photo11/17/25report
"My boobs have to experience this."
Photo11/17/25report
"This is so good, I have to put my butt in it!"
Photo11/17/25report
"This is so good that I have to stick my face in it."
Photo11/17/25report
"Yes!! More cream!!!!"
Photo11/17/25report
"More chocolate! and more custard!!"
Photo11/17/25report
"Aaaahh--That's much better."
Photo11/17/25report
(PS--Those eyes!)
Photo11/17/25report
"Can't you do better than that little bit of cream."
Photo11/17/25report
"Ok--I have caught my breath."
Photo11/17/25report
"I've got to catch my breath."
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Photo11/17/25report
"A pie????!!!! Where did that come from?"
Photo11/17/25report
"More black stuff! This is too much, but I want more!"
Photo11/17/25report
"More custard! I don't know how much more of this I can take!"
Photo11/17/25report
"More cream. This is just too good."
Photo11/17/25report
"Oh, Gawd. More chocolate pudding. How did they know..."
Photo11/17/25report
"I'm a mess. And I thought this was going to be a boring afternoon."
Photo11/17/25report
"Custard. Can't get messy without custard.:
Photo11/17/25report
"That had better be whipped cream."
Photo11/17/25report
"What's this black stuff?"
Photo11/17/25report
"Oh goody! There's more chocolate pudding. It's my favorite pudding to wear."
Photo11/17/25report
(PS--those are truly gorgeous eyes peering through that chocolate)
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Photo11/17/25report
"I wonder if that's it."
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Photo11/17/25report
"This can't be happening. I think someone is pudding me on."
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Photo11/17/25report
"I'm bored--I wish something would happen."
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Photo11/17/25report
"I bet you'd love to know what's in this pop-top can now wouldn't you."
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Photo11/17/25report
Those eyes could melt an iceberg
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Photo11/17/25report
"Now it's my turn to have fun."
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Photo11/16/25report
"You ready for the next pie?"
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Photo11/16/25report
"You have the right to remain clean. Any pie you bring will be used against you."
Photo11/16/25report
The smile may say "satisfied", but those gorgeous eyes want more.
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Photo: The satisfied slut smile ;-)11/16/25report
Just what we need--an AI artist who is also a wise cracker.
Photo: "Pudding on the Ritz" wins another fan11/16/25report
Not to mention that the diet looks good on you.
Photo: Mmm I love this diet.. wear, dont eat11/16/25report
"All slimed in yellow"
Photo: Here Gunge the Bride...11/16/25report
How could she be full of beans. She didn't get them into her mouth!
Photo: Her profile "a sweetie whos full of beans"11/16/25report
This looks like the beginning of a fantastic GIF
Photo11/16/25report
"He actually thought that I preferred to stay clean!"
Photo11/16/25report
I looks like you'll need longer arms--or an assistant. I'll volunteer!
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Photo11/16/25report
it's that touch of caramel(?) on the eyelash that does me in.
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Photo11/15/25report
"Look at my backstroke."
Photo11/15/25report
"You can tell that I really get into my work."
Photo11/15/25report
I love the reflection.
Photo11/15/25report
"I just love coming to the 'Chocolate Lovers Annual Gala Dinner." "Me, too." "Me, three."
Photo11/15/25report
"I'm getting excited." "Me, too"
Photo11/15/25report
Shouldn't the yellow boots go with the green dress and the pink boots go with the blue dress? :-)
Photo11/15/25report
Specialty of the house--Spaghetti a la "Head and Shoulders"
Photo11/15/25report
"At work, I deal with 'bean counters' all day. Thank goodness that there are no bean counters here!"
Photo11/15/25report
Mud tennis! What a great idea. I'll get my racket.
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Photo11/15/25report
"Where's my feather?"
Photo11/15/25report
Seeing Maude standing like that reminded me of Elinor Donahue, who played ambassador Nancy Hedford in the ST:TOS episode "Metamorphosis" (Yes, I'm a Trekkie}
Photo: Hugo Boss jeans after wash off in the river11/15/25report
or even a cold afternoon.
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Photo: Wonderful way to spend a hot afternoon.11/15/25report
You don't know how much I would love it if that cloverleaf were for me.
Photo: About to take a lucky dip in the mud!11/15/25report
On a different photo, I commented, "you had me with 'Maude in the mud'." I have to amend that now: "you had me with 'Maude'."
Photo: Maude in a lovely pink formal dress11/15/25report
Wrestling isn't what I would have on my mind.
Photo: Maude in the mud!11/15/25report
You had me with, "Maude in the mud"
Photo: Maude in the mud in Hugo Boss jeans11/15/25report
That looks so comfortable.
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Photo: Splat!11/15/25report
I think that I should have joined UMD earlier. vols4everus took the words right out of my mouth before I had even joined.
Photo: Did someone say mud?11/15/25report
I love how the eyes and the smile show that you are having fun being covered in mud.
Photo: Remember those clean combats?11/15/25report
i think it's the mud that's doing the sacrificing.
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Photo: The Midsummer Mud Sacrifice11/15/25report
I absolutely agree.
Photo: That was a beautiful wedding dress. Squelch.11/15/25report
I love the fun they are obviously having.
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Photo11/15/25report
Those wonderful eyes make it hard for me to see how messy she is.
Photo11/15/25report
Quick! While the waitress is looking at us--SMOOSH THAT PIE IN HER FACE!"
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Photo11/15/25report
All you need now is two slices of bread. If you don't have any bread, I'll happily take the place of the top slice.
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Photo11/15/25report
Those eyes just make me want to hug her and reassure her that it's OK to have pie on your face and clothing.
Photo11/15/25report
You missed a teeny tiny corner of her mouth.
Photo11/15/25report
"What a fun afternoon--enjoying the park and getting pied in the face."
Photo11/15/25report
"Take that!"
Photo11/14/25report
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