Comments by theoldmanandthepie

"ready, set, ...

Photo11 days agoreport

"I will if you will."

Photo11 days agoreport

(in unison) "3, 2, 1, PIe!"

Photo11 days agoreport

"I just felt like having a sandwich."

Photo11 days agoreport

nice tophat

Photo11 days agoreport

Why am I so tempted to say "Happy Birthday" to you?

Photo11 days agoreport

love the eyes

Photo: beauty gone dirty11 days agoreport

I love both her eyes and her smile

Photo: covered in clay11 days agoreport

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the messiest one of all?" (somebody had to post this)

Photo: when the mirror shows your inner...11 days agoreport

I have a feeling that somebody's face is searching for these right now.

Photo11 days agoreport

One might also say you're rubbing our noses in it ... and hers! x-D

Photo11 days agoreport

With all of these great photos, you're just laying it on thick ... in more ways that one x-D

Photo11 days agoreport

Great work! It takes me more than 4 pies to get coverage like that. :-) What would make the photo absolutely incredible would be if the two diners in the background were to turn their heads in frame #2 and laugh uproariously in frames 3 and 4, but I imagine that changing the background is next to impossible if not impossible. Anyway, great work.

Photo: An unexpected reward redemption!11 days agoreport

I agree.

Photo11 days agoreport

Dang, I wanted a lot of something on my face

Photo: A single thrown banana cream pie hit--I love the w12 days agoreport

lots of pies

Photo: towards the end of a session12 days agoreport

great photo--you do realize that I am completely jealous in a lighthearted, playful sort of way

Photo12 days agoreport

I would expect that the pie she's holding is the one you used on her in the companion photo. However, I would hope that she might have gotten a measure of revenge with it.

Photo12 days agoreport

"So I just stand here and take pies in the face."

Photo13 days agoreport

great photo

Photo13 days agoreport

"yes"

Photo13 days agoreport

"So I'm just stand here and let you throw pies at me?"

Photo13 days agoreport

great photo

Photo13 days agoreport

who's first? Thank you for making it a story.

Photo13 days agoreport

who's next?

Photo13 days agoreport

"You're next"

Photo13 days agoreport

with coverage like that, you ought to be a reporter.

Photo13 days agoreport

your eyes are more effective than daggers

Photo: As you like, right?13 days agoreport

without.

Photo: How do you prefer, with my glasses or without them13 days agoreport

I love all the mess, but it's those eyes that pierce my soul.

Photo: Sweet for you ;)13 days agoreport

You have registered those eyes as lethal weapons, haven't you?

Photo: See you under the mud!13 days agoreport

the 750 :love:'s I could put in this comment wouldn't be enough.

Photo: You are my special guest!13 days agoreport

hopefully the start of something big

Photo: Pied by Surprise14 days agoreport

I really should have read the fine print

Photo: Was just sitting here minding my own biz...14 days agoreport

I love how the lefty is getting ready to throw her pie.

Photo: Pies in Line...16 days agoreport

I love the photo as a photo, but I do hope she is getting lots of help with the cleanup.

Photo17 days agoreport

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

Photo17 days agoreport

Can I be next?

Photo17 days agoreport

I only wish it were chemistry you were failing. I could help you with that.

Photo: Failing American history 18 days agoreport

I love the facial expression. To me, it says, "the pies/mess/things I put up with"

Photo: That seemed unfair 18 days agoreport

I love the classic smile in this classic pieing.

Photo: First forfeit- a classic pieing18 days agoreport

Great photo. I can't wait for the results of the next question!

Photo18 days agoreport

great expansion into pie fights

Photo18 days agoreport

This looks like a good place for a nap.

Photo: Woodland Mud Wallow - 0119 days agoreport

This is lovely. Somehow, I get the feeling that you agreed with your friends. ;-)

Photo: friends decided i was too clean20 days agoreport

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: (one wasn't enough!)

Photo: "instead of dipping her toes, she goes with her he20 days agoreport

This is a great photo. I hope you follow it up with a photo where you are testing the pie by dipping your finger into it after it has been smooshed all over your face. :-P

Photo: "dipping my toes to test the mud"20 days agoreport

I love the way the ladies are laughing and smiling it the series. I like this one a little bit better because she's getting a little of the mess in this one.

Photo21 days agoreport

I love the "let me have it" smile

Photo22 days agoreport

Also, I know that I'd be one of a large number of gentlemen (and not so gentlemen) who'd like to take up position in the middle

Photo22 days agoreport

This one is also cute on both the right and the left

Photo22 days agoreport

A New Game Show--The "Pies" is Right

Photo22 days agoreport

I love imagining what's going to happen to that dress and to her, for that matter.

Photo: Lana with blue dress 123 days agoreport

The left is cute, too. :-P

Photo: Cute, right?! ;)23 days agoreport

Your artwork is high quality. However, I see two flaws--1) most of the time the mess is too one-sided, and 2) more importantly. I'm not the guy in the artwork x-D x-D

Photo23 days agoreport

There wouldn't be a "sequel" to this photo, would there?

Photo23 days agoreport

I agree with the sentiment, although being a "pie" person, I prefer "throwing" and "smooshing" rather than "ladling".

Photo23 days agoreport

I hope that this is her actual wedding dress, as I love the idea that she enjoyed getting it messy.

Photo23 days agoreport

I love the smile. She appears to be absolutely thrilled to be playing in the mud (and to being photographed playing in the mud). If, in reality, she isn't thrilled, she deserves an Oscar.

Photo23 days agoreport

This is a fantastic AI photo which is all the better for being part of a sequence. Thank you.

Photo23 days agoreport

The AI work is absolutely impeccable as always. I " :love:'ed" this one because you also did the follow-up.

Photo23 days agoreport

Incredible--If it weren't labeled as "synthetic", I would have thought it to be real.

Photo23 days agoreport

If only I could be in the middle of that...Another great photo!

Photo: Reaching for the Next Dessert Trolley24 days agoreport

Another fantastic photo. Too bad no one can teleport me into the photo (BTW--teleport ME, not my image)

Photo: Waitresses Enjoying The Fun Too!27 days agoreport

Another absolute gem of an AI pie fight, In addition to each of the ladies being quite messy, I absolutely love how happy they are being in the pie fight. Now if you could only get the patrons in the background involved...

Photo: Pies and Pastries at the Tea Room27 days agoreport

I absolutely adore this photo, and I love how they are having so much fun. A pity I can't tell the nicely covered ladies in front to go pay attention to the wallflower in the corner!

Photo: Full on Her Face!29 days agoreport

I love this, However, I would want a pie or two in the background to suggest that this might be the start of something bigger

Photo29 days agoreport

I love the pied face on the monitor

Photo9/19/25report

Those eyes!!!!!

Photo9/19/25report

nice photo capture from this Alison Jack video. I hadn't realized that there was an audience before. Both of the videos are Alison getting pied like this are among my favorites. From the label "synthetic", I take it it's AI enhanced.

Photo9/18/25report

I love the series. It must have been a really big pie for this photo

Photo9/17/25report

If only I could be so treated on my birthday. (Mind you, Skirtpie's fans wouldn't like the intrusion.)

Photo9/17/25report

fantastic set

Photo9/17/25report

Each lady in the queue is waiting her turn--in more ways than one; after all, each of them has a birthday, too!

Photo9/17/25report

Looking into the "future", I hope this means that each member of the queue gets hers when her birthday rolls around

Photo9/17/25report

this one is also fantastic

Photo9/16/25report

the series is great, but this one is incredible. It would be interesting if you were to do this for real for a comparison between the AI and the real thing.

Photo9/15/25report

great photo--it looks real.

Photo: Pie Fight at The Reception!9/15/25report

Nice AI work

Photo: Anastasia's terrible evening Pt28/31/25report

My 68th birthday has come and gone. Root for me to make it to a 69th

User: theoldmanandthepie8/26/25report

How/why did the bride in the background escape this fate?

Photo8/22/25report

And I would love to see it rather than just know it

Photo8/22/25report

yet another where a "Your Turn" follow-up would be great.

Photo8/22/25report

I would also like to see a "Your Turn" follow-up to this photo. This is true of many of your photos. Have you ever thought of composing a follow-up photo

Photo8/22/25report

I would love to see a 2nd photo in this sequence with the caption, "Your Turn"--just after the pied lady on the left pies the one on the right

Photo8/22/25report

I suppose that it was inevitable that somebody had to ask. Yes, we were all thinking it, but at least some of us like to pretend we are gentlemen :-7 :-P x-D. Yes, it is also true that you saw the photos before I did. (mock complaints of life being unfair) :wahhh: x-D x-D

Photo8/16/25report

I love the photo, and I agree with the others--the one on the left is about to get pied, especially since the one in the middle is glaring at leftie and reaching for the pie. What I am curious about though is what else is going on that the spectators aren't looking at the pie fight?

Photo8/16/25report

great AI work, Is there any way I could join your virtual world? :-P ;P :love: (PS--I'm not talking about my image joining your virtual world. I'm talking about the real flesh and blood me joining it. x-D x-D)

Photo: Kristina's messy return to Moscow! Part28/15/25report

Nice AI work. I love the subtlety of her body changing position slightly to go with the mood of the frame. The pie is pretty good, too :-P ;P :love:

Photo: Kristina's messy return to Moscow! Part18/15/25report

an oldie but goodie

Photo8/14/25report

Anybody remember when Adult Swim last showed Cowboy Bepop?

Photo8/12/25report

That's a great pie hit, and I love the photo, but, to paraphrase a James Bond title, "The One is Not Enough"

Photo8/11/25report

I absolutely adore this shot.

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This is a great "before" AI photo, but like all of your before "photos", it is an almost intolerable tease when you don't follow up with the "after" photo.

Photo8/4/25report

What pterodactyl?

Photo8/4/25report

I interpret the look on your face as "dagnabbit--I'm still too clean!"

Photo8/2/25report

I like that some of the splatter got on the one who did the pieing

Photo8/2/25report

I can't tell if she is sticking her tongue to go/have gone "nyaah" at the person who threw the pie or sticking her tongue out to taste the cream. Either way, great AI pic.

Photo8/2/25report

this should be used for a caption contest. This is so delightfully silly and sexy at the same time that I would love to see the captions one could come up with.

Photo8/2/25report

love the smile

Photo7/31/25report