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"I agree. Let's get her."
Photo6 hours agoreport
"What was that, director? Look down? Oh, ok"
Photo6 hours agoreport
"How come you still have more pies?"
Photo6 hours agoreport
those eyes and that smile could kill a man at 50 paces.
Photo6 hours agoreport
"I think you're enjoying this too ,,, mmmph"
Photo6 hours agoreport
Messy Jessie on the prowl.
Photo7 hours agoreport
"I really don't like the way they are looking at me, and why am I in the middle?"
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Photo7 hours agoreport
Wait a minute. You weren't holding a pie in the previous photo.
Photo7 hours agoreport
a role reversal of sorts from the Bonkets scene where Florence Henderson gets pied by the clowns.
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Photo7 hours agoreport
"At least I get to sit down"
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Photo7 hours agoreport
laughter is the best medicine, but pies are a close second.
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Photo12 hours agoreport
"Ok--I'll go first."
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Photo12 hours agoreport
"Ok--now that you've pied me with your pie, what do I do with mine?
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Photo12 hours agoreport
"I better find a face to smoosh this in before somebody smooshes it into my face."
Photo21 hours agoreport
It isn't fair that you put up two photos that call for the same comment--namely "Om"
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Photo21 hours agoreport
"This is the life." "You can say that again." "This is the life."
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Photo21 hours agoreport
(singing) "I am mud woman. Hear me roar."
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Photo21 hours agoreport
"Aaaahhhhhhh"
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Photo21 hours agoreport
"Oh, look. there is a tribe of monkeys in those trees"
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Photo21 hours agoreport
"Yes, I'm playing in the mud. What of it?"
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Photo21 hours agoreport
(singing) "Oh, what a beautiful morning..."
Photo21 hours agoreport
She couldn't be more blissful
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Photo21 hours agoreport
the look on her face screams, "would you care to join me". If only I could...
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Photo21 hours agoreport
"Om"
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Photo21 hours agoreport
"I wish we never had to leave"
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Photo21 hours agoreport
Fantastic work as always. Don't you ever get tired of giving us perfect AI photos?
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Photoyesterdayreport
I would have thought that there were more fans of "Midsomer Murders", but I guess this isn't the time of year for Easter eggs.
User: theoldmanandthepieSundayreport
ER room ran some tests and found nothing serious, so I'm back home
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User: theoldmanandthepieSundayreport
If you don't hear from me for a few days, it will be because I'm back in the hospital
User: theoldmanandthepieSaturdayreport
I would love if that pout were because I'm here and you're there. I seriously doubt it, but I would love it.
PhotoSaturdayreport
There is a guy in the background! Now I have to pretend that you're cheating on me x-D
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Photo: Someone has been behaving very badly...Saturdayreport
If you keep posting GIF's like this, you'll kill your clientele. Of course, however, they will die happy.
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Photo: A delicious mud shampooSaturdayreport
I agree with lebourg, but I need to ask, "Is it the top 30% or the bottom 30% that is coming off?" x-D :-P
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Photo: Customs in my mud pit 30% off this week!Saturdayreport
I think that you already have!
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Photo: I want to make your fantasies come true!Saturdayreport
PS--yes, me included.
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Photo: Who wants to come with me?Saturdayreport
What a silly question. You know the answer is "just about everybody" :-)
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Photo: Who wants to come with me?Saturdayreport
Looking so gorgeous, my heart wouldn't survive the trip.
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Photo: I'll wait for you tonight in my mud pit!Fridayreport
Be still my heart. It is only a virtual invitation.
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Photo: Come see me tonight!Fridayreport
I like to see this photo about 1/2 second into the future to see if the splatter got the girl on the right. That face, that hair, and that dress would look lovely pied.
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PhotoFridayreport
I bookmarked this video as well.
PhotoFridayreport
I bookmarked the YouTube video. However, I don't know if it is still an active link.
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PhotoFridayreport
I love the eyes
PhotoFridayreport
"This is pure bliss"
PhotoFridayreport
"Come here!"
PhotoFridayreport
"Just another day at work"
PhotoFridayreport
"I love it when it's my turn"
PhotoFridayreport
"Why am I holding these pies? There just going to end up all over me anyway."
PhotoFridayreport
"where will all that cream land? Only the shadow knows for sure!"
PhotoFridayreport
I love the smile through the cream
PhotoFridayreport
"she goes first"
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PhotoFridayreport
"Is it going to come from the left, or is going to come from the right? Ack--it's coming from both!"
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PhotoFridayreport
I love the laughter
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PhotoFridayreport
now that's what I call being a cell phone addict :D
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PhotoFridayreport
that's the perfect comment.
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PhotoThursdayreport
Another great AI photo. I hope you plan to continue the series with more employees.
PhotoThursdayreport
Great idea and a great AI photo. There's a Seattle-based Ad company (I forget it's name at the moment) that did something like this
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PhotoThursdayreport
Let's hope that the BF next dares her to roll around.
Photo: My boyfriend DARED me to sit in the mud.Thursdayreport
"Oh, gawd, why are you taking my photo now? My hair is a mess."
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PhotoThursdayreport
I love the photo. Maldon mud run?
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PhotoThursdayreport
Another great job! it's as if I were there.
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Photo: Vanessa finally gets the best of Marianna!Thursdayreport
(singing) When AI eyes are smiling ...
PhotoThursdayreport
Just a little more...c'mon opponent, you can pull harder.
PhotoThursdayreport
(singing) Oh, what a wonderful feeling ...
PhotoThursdayreport
I'm being pulled in! Wait, then why am I resisting???
PhotoThursdayreport
Now to collect my money. I love getting paid for something I enjoy.
PhotoThursdayreport
Somebody please give me a push!
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PhotoThursdayreport
He does.
PhotoWednesdayreport
I wonder if he has good aim.
PhotoWednesdayreport
(brunette): this!
PhotoWednesdayreport
(blonde): Now what?
PhotoWednesdayreport
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh (insert musical note emoji here)
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PhotoWednesdayreport
Oh, come on, you'll love it
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PhotoWednesdayreport
... 3 (glug, glug, glug, gasp for breath)
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PhotoWednesdayreport
On 3. 1 ... 2 ...
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PhotoWednesdayreport
We're going to need more Mendelssohns and Wagners over here.
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PhotoWednesdayreport
that's one way to have a clean beauty contest.
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PhotoWednesdayreport
I think you're trying to tempt me into dodegamy.
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PhotoWednesdayreport
I love the story.
PhotoWednesdayreport
"You missed a spot. Let me fix that for you."
PhotoWednesdayreport
Breathe in the pie. Breathe out the pie. Allow the pie to enrich your meditation
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PhotoWednesdayreport
That's a heck of a lot of shaving cream for one little photo.
Photo6 days agoreport
"Houston, we have a problem..."
Photo: Spraying Holly With Foam!6 days agoreport
"Whew--now that my hair is out of my face, I can see again."
Photo6 days agoreport
That's an absolutely brilliant, "I'm beautiful, so how can you resist me pose." I promise you that, if I were there, I couldn't :-) :-) :love:
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Photo6 days agoreport
When all is said and done, it's actually the "joie de vivre" as expressed by the cream framing the eyes and the gaping smile that excites me the most.
Photo: Pie face and tits 6 days agoreport
Why do I get the feeling that this is how messy you'd like your wife to be?
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Photo7 days agoreport
Reminiscent of the pie fight episode of "Real People". Were you using that as a reference? Great work, as always.
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Photo7 days agoreport
"This is so relaxing. Please don't wake me if I fall asleep."
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Photo7 days agoreport
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
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Photo7 days agoreport
this is the life.
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Photo7 days agoreport
40 :love:'s that are well-deserved. great job
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Photo8 days agoreport
The perfect "gown" with which to go down the aisle to the music of Mendelssohn or Wagner.
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Photo8 days agoreport
Leaning over and with her arm extended, I bet that the bath tub could have had one more occupant. I also bet that, if that had happened, It would have wiped that smirk off her face x-D
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Photo: The facial expressions and laughs throughout this 8 days agoreport
"So this is why you wanted me to come to the office Christmas party."
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Photo9 days agoreport
"Just one more, and I promise that next time we'll go dancing"
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Photo9 days agoreport
I would really love to see the during and after pictures
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Photo9 days agoreport
Please check your messages.
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User: WildThang9 days agoreport
I would love to be your instructor and "try" to break it up :-)
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Photo11 days agoreport
"you better not miss."
Photo11 days agoreport
"...Pie!"
Photo11 days agoreport
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