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Has anybody ever told you that you don't play fair with our libidos?
Photo: Wiping those messy panties around my face really t60 mins agoreport
Such a perfect pose. A sculptor could make a statue worthy of the gods from this photo,
Photo1 hour agoreport
What a great framing of the eyes.
Photo1 hour agoreport
What a great pie hit!
Photo1 hour agoreport
I love her look in the third panel when Anna realizes that she might not remain clean.
Photo: Yulia takes revenge on Anna in Dubai Pt 12 hours agoreport
I love the eyes and the friendly smile.
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Photo19 hours agoreport
I love the funny look.
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Photo19 hours agoreport
you already look lovely, and you have all of those pies to go.
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Photo19 hours agoreport
this is such a sweet photo that I am expecting the Harlem Globetrotters to show up.
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PhotoSaturdayreport
I love your facial expression in the 2nd panel. What would be interesting is a comparison of reality vs. virtual reality where you recreate the scene with real chocolate syrup, a real pie, and a real Yana :-) :pieface:
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Photo: Yana manages a park ambush!Thursdayreport
"On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Two creamy ladies."
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Photo: Messy Megan and I’s latest collab - on her page!Thursdayreport
I'd rather feel what a messy handful you could be. :loveeyes: :-)
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Photo: Cum see what a messy handful I can be Thursdayreport
"On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
Five whipped cream pies."
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PhotoThursdayreport
"On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me,
A pie hat for chocolate-covered me."
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PhotoThursdayreport
So did all of the others. Where's their pies? x-D x-D x-D x-D :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface:
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PhotoThursdayreport
Torture????? We could all stand to be tortured like that. If you were tortured any more, you'd be so deliriously happy that we'd have to send for the guys with the white jackets x-D :pieface: :pieface: :pieface:
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PhotoWednesdayreport
I'm glad I've got a good heart, because otherwise that smile, that "come hither" finger, and all that shaving cream would do me in.
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Photo: See how I got here.. scene out now <3Wednesdayreport
I have bookmarked the YouTube video of this.
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PhotoWednesdayreport
Now this is a party I should crash
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PhotoWednesdayreport
Let me have it.
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PhotoWednesdayreport
There's both serenity and sneakiness in that face behind all that cream.
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PhotoWednesdayreport
"I (pffft) guess (splutter) spoke (pfft) too (splutter) soon."
Photo6 days agoreport
Splat!
Photo6 days agoreport
"OK--I'm a real mess. I guess I can live with that. At least it's over."
Photo6 days agoreport
"Chocolate as well??????????? Harumph!"
Photo6 days agoreport
"What are you doing? I only agreed to beans and oatmeal."
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Photo6 days agoreport
I love the size of that 2nd pie. It's sure to make a BIG mess.
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Photo6 days agoreport
I love that that outfit is what you chose to get muddy in.
Photo6 days agoreport
I love the smile, and I love how it looks like you are looking at the mud with the idea of putting your face in it again.
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Photo6 days agoreport
Where is this college? I would love to take the course. Will you be the instructor? :-)
Photo6 days agoreport
I can't wait for Anastasia's revenge--perhaps a phone call to The Toy. The revenge would be so much better if Diana were still wearing that red dress.
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Photo: A daughter's plot revealed!6 days agoreport
I absolutely adore the shocked expression on her face in the first panel
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Photo: Anastasia learns of the video theme!6 days agoreport
Alas, if only Anastasia and that dress were getting messed up for real (heavy sigh). Great work and story.
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Photo: Anastasia shows up to help with an advert6 days agoreport
I love the pie fight, but I have to wonder why the guys are just hanging back, especially those with a pie in their hands.
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Photo7 days agoreport
you asked for it: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface: :pieface:
Photo7 days agoreport
Yes, the two of you are the cutest.
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Photo7 days agoreport
"Come here and give us a kiss." (My response would be 'smooch'.")
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Photo7 days agoreport
I love how innocent the eyes look in this photo, especially in contrast to how mischievous they looked in the previous one.
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Photo: Sweet Layla7 days agoreport
I love the mischief in those eyes and smile. You just know that someone else is going to be in so much trouble, or at least mess.
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Photo7 days agoreport
One of you is gloriously and huggably messy. The other is way too clean.
Photo7 days agoreport
great photo.
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Photo8 days agoreport
"Are you ready?" "Let me have it."
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Photo8 days agoreport
"So who gets the first pie?"
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Photo8 days agoreport
Now we need one of the male coworkers to sneak up on the pie-r and pie her.
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Photo9 days agoreport
I still look forward to what might happen next
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Photo9 days agoreport
beautiful
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Photo: Whipped cream dunk tanks9 days agoreport
I like the splatter on the maid's skirt--nice subtle touch
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Photo9 days agoreport
Please tell me the name of this airline. This is the one I want to fly.
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Photo9 days agoreport
And guys are falling at your feet.
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Photo: Beans were falling from my jeans.10 days agoreport
Don't waste it. Your hair is still too clean x-D
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Photo: The sound that pour made 😍 10 days agoreport
"I really have to stop losing my contact lenses in here."
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Photo10 days agoreport
none--my mouth wouldn't be free :P
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Photo: What degrading names would you call me?10 days agoreport
With all of that chocolate, we can't tell if it's you or a stunt double x-D :pieface:
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Photo10 days agoreport
love the shocked look
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Photo10 days agoreport
messy is a great look for you.
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Photo10 days agoreport
love the timing
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Photo10 days agoreport
Love the smile
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Photo10 days agoreport
my face or yours?
Photo11 days agoreport
lovely
Photo11 days agoreport
Someone needs a hug.
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Photo11 days agoreport
Those eyes--one can only wonder what revenge she is plotting.
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Photo11 days agoreport
May I unstrap that shoe for you?
Photo11 days agoreport
I have got to check these photos more frequently. That's the 2nd time today somebody has beat me to a comment.
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Photo11 days agoreport
For those of you who know of my recent medical problems, you'll be glad to hear that biopsy results have ruled out cancer.
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User: theoldmanandthepie11 days agoreport
Drat you Alex Sanchez x-D I was going to say, "You could pull my sleigh anytime you wish," but you beat me to the theme.
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Photo: It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!11 days agoreport
I love the smile and the glee in your eyes.
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Photo: Covered in 16 different ingredients! 11 days agoreport
As much as I prefer silver to gold, you'll always be a gold medal to me.
Photo11 days agoreport
You'll get no argument from me!
Photo11 days agoreport
great photo
Photo12 days agoreport
coming.
Photo12 days agoreport
Yes, the muddy boobs are great, but I love the way the mud frames her lovely eyes and smile.
Photo12 days agoreport
it's as if she were born to this.
Photo12 days agoreport
I love the way her eyes sparkle as she puts mud on her face.
Photo12 days agoreport
she's so at peace with the mud--I love it.
Photo12 days agoreport
She looks so blissful.
Photo12 days agoreport
If one looks closely, one can see that absolutely adorable tiny bit of mud on her lower lip.
Photo12 days agoreport
I agree
Photo12 days agoreport
PS--I like the back-splatter on the thrower's skirt.
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Photo13 days agoreport
It looks like she got it just fine.
Photo13 days agoreport
"The water is exhilirating. I hope I fall in again and this time soak my hair."
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Photo: Ready to go paddle boarding13 days agoreport
I love how the 2nd French maid pies the first French maid.
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Photo14 days agoreport
I love the sequence. I just realized that the weather must be warm for you right now making it enjoyable to play in the mud.
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Photo15 days agoreport
I love this photo. I expect that the splatter directly under the wife's nose is actually on the wall, but I would love to imagine that she was being hit by that splatter.
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Photo: From: "Kelli's 30 Pie Barrage"15 days agoreport
The girl on the left bears a remarkable resemblance to Barbara Heck if BH had short hair.
Photo15 days agoreport
Great work--it's a very romantic set of AI photos.
Photo15 days agoreport
I love the touch of custard and chocolate on the pant leg. Also, I agree with vols4everus and echo his question.
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Photo: Marianna lost bet forfeit Part 215 days agoreport
Chocolate--the perfect start for a white top.
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Photo: Marianna bet forfeit Part 115 days agoreport
love the smile and the eye peeking out.
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Photo16 days agoreport
the chocolate in the hair is the perfect touch.
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Photo16 days agoreport
One of you is torture enough! Both of you together--I'm ready to confess to anything. x-D
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Photo17 days agoreport
love the smiles. I'm not so certain about the dance, though x-D
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Photo17 days agoreport
We're the ones who put our feet in our mouths, not you.
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Photo17 days agoreport
love the smile
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Photo17 days agoreport
But 'Teal Dress' is the cleanest. Shouldn't she be the one to be 'gang pied'?
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Photo: More Pie Fun at the Village Hall17 days agoreport
If I had ever worked for a company, that's the company I would have liked to have worked for.
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Photo20 days agoreport
I love the eyes at the end.
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Photo20 days agoreport
Don't look sad. We'll find the key to your UMD jail cell.
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Photo: Ya girl is in UMD jail, sorry for being quiet!20 days agoreport
"Looks like you're the one who's being served."
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Photo20 days agoreport
Great timing on the photo, Mid-splat photos are always nice.
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Photo20 days agoreport
"You have a surprise for me? Why, thank you."
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Photo20 days agoreport
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