Comments by theoldmanandthepie

Let's hope that the BF next dares her to roll around.

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"Oh, gawd, why are you taking my photo now? My hair is a mess."

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I love the photo. Maldon mud run?

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Another great job! it's as if I were there.

Photo: Vanessa finally gets the best of Marianna!10/16/25report

(singing) When AI eyes are smiling ...

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Just a little more...c'mon opponent, you can pull harder.

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(singing) Oh, what a wonderful feeling ...

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I'm being pulled in! Wait, then why am I resisting???

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Now to collect my money. I love getting paid for something I enjoy.

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Somebody please give me a push!

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He does.

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I wonder if he has good aim.

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(brunette): this!

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(blonde): Now what?

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Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh (insert musical note emoji here)

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Oh, come on, you'll love it

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... 3 (glug, glug, glug, gasp for breath)

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On 3. 1 ... 2 ...

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We're going to need more Mendelssohns and Wagners over here.

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that's one way to have a clean beauty contest.

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I think you're trying to tempt me into dodegamy.

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I love the story.

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"You missed a spot. Let me fix that for you."

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Breathe in the pie. Breathe out the pie. Allow the pie to enrich your meditation

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That's a heck of a lot of shaving cream for one little photo.

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"Houston, we have a problem..."

Photo: Spraying Holly With Foam!10/14/25report

"Whew--now that my hair is out of my face, I can see again."

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That's an absolutely brilliant, "I'm beautiful, so how can you resist me pose." I promise you that, if I were there, I couldn't :-) :-) :love:

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When all is said and done, it's actually the "joie de vivre" as expressed by the cream framing the eyes and the gaping smile that excites me the most.

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Why do I get the feeling that this is how messy you'd like your wife to be?

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Reminiscent of the pie fight episode of "Real People". Were you using that as a reference? Great work, as always.

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"This is so relaxing. Please don't wake me if I fall asleep."

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Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

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this is the life.

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40 :love:'s that are well-deserved. great job

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The perfect "gown" with which to go down the aisle to the music of Mendelssohn or Wagner.

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Leaning over and with her arm extended, I bet that the bath tub could have had one more occupant. I also bet that, if that had happened, It would have wiped that smirk off her face x-D

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"So this is why you wanted me to come to the office Christmas party."

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"Just one more, and I promise that next time we'll go dancing"

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I would really love to see the during and after pictures

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Please check your messages.

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I would love to be your instructor and "try" to break it up :-)

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"you better not miss."

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"...Pie!"

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"ready, set, ...

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"I will if you will."

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(in unison) "3, 2, 1, PIe!"

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"I just felt like having a sandwich."

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nice tophat

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Why am I so tempted to say "Happy Birthday" to you?

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love the eyes

Photo: beauty gone dirty10/10/25report

I love both her eyes and her smile

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"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the messiest one of all?" (somebody had to post this)

Photo: when the mirror shows your inner...10/10/25report

I have a feeling that somebody's face is searching for these right now.

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One might also say you're rubbing our noses in it ... and hers! x-D

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With all of these great photos, you're just laying it on thick ... in more ways that one x-D

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Great work! It takes me more than 4 pies to get coverage like that. :-) What would make the photo absolutely incredible would be if the two diners in the background were to turn their heads in frame #2 and laugh uproariously in frames 3 and 4, but I imagine that changing the background is next to impossible if not impossible. Anyway, great work.

Photo: An unexpected reward redemption!10/10/25report

I agree.

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Dang, I wanted a lot of something on my face

Photo: A single thrown banana cream pie hit--I love the w10/9/25report

lots of pies

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great photo--you do realize that I am completely jealous in a lighthearted, playful sort of way

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I would expect that the pie she's holding is the one you used on her in the companion photo. However, I would hope that she might have gotten a measure of revenge with it.

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"So I just stand here and take pies in the face."

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great photo

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"yes"

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"So I'm just stand here and let you throw pies at me?"

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great photo

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who's first? Thank you for making it a story.

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who's next?

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"You're next"

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with coverage like that, you ought to be a reporter.

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your eyes are more effective than daggers

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without.

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I love all the mess, but it's those eyes that pierce my soul.

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You have registered those eyes as lethal weapons, haven't you?

Photo: See you under the mud!10/8/25report

the 750 :love:'s I could put in this comment wouldn't be enough.

Photo: You are my special guest!10/8/25report

hopefully the start of something big

Photo: Pied by Surprise10/7/25report

I love how the lefty is getting ready to throw her pie.

Photo: Pies in Line...10/5/25report

I love the photo as a photo, but I do hope she is getting lots of help with the cleanup.

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:love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

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Can I be next?

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I only wish it were chemistry you were failing. I could help you with that.

Photo: Failing American history 10/3/25report

I love the facial expression. To me, it says, "the pies/mess/things I put up with"

Photo: That seemed unfair 10/3/25report

I love the classic smile in this classic pieing.

Photo: First forfeit- a classic pieing10/3/25report

Great photo. I can't wait for the results of the next question!

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great expansion into pie fights

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This looks like a good place for a nap.

Photo: Woodland Mud Wallow - 0110/2/25report

This is lovely. Somehow, I get the feeling that you agreed with your friends. ;-)

Photo: friends decided i was too clean10/1/25report

:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: (one wasn't enough!)

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This is a great photo. I hope you follow it up with a photo where you are testing the pie by dipping your finger into it after it has been smooshed all over your face. :-P

Photo: "dipping my toes to test the mud"10/1/25report

I love the "let me have it" smile

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Also, I know that I'd be one of a large number of gentlemen (and not so gentlemen) who'd like to take up position in the middle

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This one is also cute on both the right and the left

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A New Game Show--The "Pies" is Right

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I love imagining what's going to happen to that dress and to her, for that matter.

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The left is cute, too. :-P

Photo: Cute, right?! ;)9/28/25report

There wouldn't be a "sequel" to this photo, would there?

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I agree with the sentiment, although being a "pie" person, I prefer "throwing" and "smooshing" rather than "ladling".

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I hope that this is her actual wedding dress, as I love the idea that she enjoyed getting it messy.

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I love the smile. She appears to be absolutely thrilled to be playing in the mud (and to being photographed playing in the mud). If, in reality, she isn't thrilled, she deserves an Oscar.

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