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Messy Jessie on the prowl.
Photo10/21/25report
"I really don't like the way they are looking at me, and why am I in the middle?"
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Photo10/21/25report
Wait a minute. You weren't holding a pie in the previous photo.
Photo10/21/25report
"At least I get to sit down"
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Photo10/21/25report
laughter is the best medicine, but pies are a close second.
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Photo10/20/25report
"Ok--I'll go first."
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Photo10/20/25report
"Ok--now that you've pied me with your pie, what do I do with mine?
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Photo10/20/25report
"I better find a face to smoosh this in before somebody smooshes it into my face."
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Photo10/20/25report
It isn't fair that you put up two photos that call for the same comment--namely "Om"
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Photo10/20/25report
"This is the life." "You can say that again." "This is the life."
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Photo10/20/25report
(singing) "I am mud woman. Hear me roar."
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Photo10/20/25report
"Aaaahhhhhhh"
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Photo10/20/25report
"Oh, look. there is a tribe of monkeys in those trees"
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Photo10/20/25report
"Yes, I'm playing in the mud. What of it?"
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Photo10/20/25report
(singing) "Oh, what a beautiful morning..."
Photo10/20/25report
She couldn't be more blissful
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Photo10/20/25report
the look on her face screams, "would you care to join me". If only I could...
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Photo10/20/25report
"Om"
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Photo10/20/25report
"I wish we never had to leave"
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Photo10/20/25report
Fantastic work as always. Don't you ever get tired of giving us perfect AI photos?
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Photo10/20/25report
I would have thought that there were more fans of "Midsomer Murders", but I guess this isn't the time of year for Easter eggs.
User: theoldmanandthepie10/19/25report
ER room ran some tests and found nothing serious, so I'm back home
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User: theoldmanandthepie10/19/25report
If you don't hear from me for a few days, it will be because I'm back in the hospital
User: theoldmanandthepie10/18/25report
I would love if that pout were because I'm here and you're there. I seriously doubt it, but I would love it.
Photo10/18/25report
There is a guy in the background! Now I have to pretend that you're cheating on me x-D
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Photo: Someone has been behaving very badly...10/18/25report
If you keep posting GIF's like this, you'll kill your clientele. Of course, however, they will die happy.
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Photo: A delicious mud shampoo10/18/25report
I agree with lebourg, but I need to ask, "Is it the top 30% or the bottom 30% that is coming off?" x-D :-P
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Photo: Customs in my mud pit 30% off this week!10/18/25report
I think that you already have!
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Photo: I want to make your fantasies come true!10/18/25report
PS--yes, me included.
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Photo: Who wants to come with me?10/18/25report
What a silly question. You know the answer is "just about everybody" :-)
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Photo: Who wants to come with me?10/18/25report
Looking so gorgeous, my heart wouldn't survive the trip.
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Photo: I'll wait for you tonight in my mud pit!10/17/25report
Be still my heart. It is only a virtual invitation.
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Photo: Come see me tonight!10/17/25report
I like to see this photo about 1/2 second into the future to see if the splatter got the girl on the right. That face, that hair, and that dress would look lovely pied.
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Photo10/17/25report
I bookmarked this video as well.
Photo10/17/25report
I bookmarked the YouTube video. However, I don't know if it is still an active link.
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Photo10/17/25report
I love the eyes
Photo10/17/25report
"This is pure bliss"
Photo10/17/25report
"Come here!"
Photo10/17/25report
"Just another day at work"
Photo10/17/25report
"I love it when it's my turn"
Photo10/17/25report
"Why am I holding these pies? There just going to end up all over me anyway."
Photo10/17/25report
"where will all that cream land? Only the shadow knows for sure!"
Photo10/17/25report
I love the smile through the cream
Photo10/17/25report
"she goes first"
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Photo10/17/25report
"Is it going to come from the left, or is going to come from the right? Ack--it's coming from both!"
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Photo10/17/25report
I love the laughter
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Photo10/17/25report
now that's what I call being a cell phone addict :D
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Photo10/17/25report
that's the perfect comment.
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Photo10/16/25report
Another great AI photo. I hope you plan to continue the series with more employees.
Photo10/16/25report
Great idea and a great AI photo. There's a Seattle-based Ad company (I forget it's name at the moment) that did something like this
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Photo10/16/25report
Let's hope that the BF next dares her to roll around.
Photo: My boyfriend DARED me to sit in the mud.10/16/25report
"Oh, gawd, why are you taking my photo now? My hair is a mess."
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Photo10/16/25report
I love the photo. Maldon mud run?
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Photo10/16/25report
Another great job! it's as if I were there.
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Photo: Vanessa finally gets the best of Marianna!10/16/25report
(singing) When AI eyes are smiling ...
Photo10/16/25report
Just a little more...c'mon opponent, you can pull harder.
Photo10/16/25report
(singing) Oh, what a wonderful feeling ...
Photo10/16/25report
I'm being pulled in! Wait, then why am I resisting???
Photo10/16/25report
Now to collect my money. I love getting paid for something I enjoy.
Photo10/16/25report
Somebody please give me a push!
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Photo10/16/25report
He does.
Photo10/15/25report
I wonder if he has good aim.
Photo10/15/25report
(brunette): this!
Photo10/15/25report
(blonde): Now what?
Photo10/15/25report
Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh (insert musical note emoji here)
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Photo10/15/25report
Oh, come on, you'll love it
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Photo10/15/25report
... 3 (glug, glug, glug, gasp for breath)
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Photo10/15/25report
On 3. 1 ... 2 ...
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Photo10/15/25report
We're going to need more Mendelssohns and Wagners over here.
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Photo10/15/25report
that's one way to have a clean beauty contest.
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Photo10/15/25report
I think you're trying to tempt me into dodegamy.
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Photo10/15/25report
I love the story.
Photo10/15/25report
"You missed a spot. Let me fix that for you."
Photo10/15/25report
Breathe in the pie. Breathe out the pie. Allow the pie to enrich your meditation
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Photo10/15/25report
That's a heck of a lot of shaving cream for one little photo.
Photo10/14/25report
"Houston, we have a problem..."
Photo: Spraying Holly With Foam!10/14/25report
"Whew--now that my hair is out of my face, I can see again."
Photo10/14/25report
That's an absolutely brilliant, "I'm beautiful, so how can you resist me pose." I promise you that, if I were there, I couldn't :-) :-) :love:
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Photo10/14/25report
When all is said and done, it's actually the "joie de vivre" as expressed by the cream framing the eyes and the gaping smile that excites me the most.
Photo: Pie face and tits 10/14/25report
Why do I get the feeling that this is how messy you'd like your wife to be?
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Photo10/14/25report
Reminiscent of the pie fight episode of "Real People". Were you using that as a reference? Great work, as always.
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Photo10/14/25report
"This is so relaxing. Please don't wake me if I fall asleep."
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Photo10/14/25report
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
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Photo10/14/25report
this is the life.
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Photo10/14/25report
40 :love:'s that are well-deserved. great job
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Photo10/13/25report
The perfect "gown" with which to go down the aisle to the music of Mendelssohn or Wagner.
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Photo10/13/25report
Leaning over and with her arm extended, I bet that the bath tub could have had one more occupant. I also bet that, if that had happened, It would have wiped that smirk off her face x-D
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Photo: The facial expressions and laughs throughout this 10/13/25report
"So this is why you wanted me to come to the office Christmas party."
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Photo10/12/25report
"Just one more, and I promise that next time we'll go dancing"
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Photo10/12/25report
I would really love to see the during and after pictures
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Photo10/12/25report
Please check your messages.
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User: WildThang10/12/25report
I would love to be your instructor and "try" to break it up :-)
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Photo10/10/25report
"you better not miss."
Photo10/10/25report
"...Pie!"
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"ready, set, ...
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"I will if you will."
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Photo10/10/25report
(in unison) "3, 2, 1, PIe!"
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Photo10/10/25report
"I just felt like having a sandwich."
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Photo10/10/25report
nice tophat
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Photo10/10/25report
Why am I so tempted to say "Happy Birthday" to you?
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