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The way the rain dilutes the pie is nicely done.--kudos
Photo10/30/25report
I love the exploding pie effect, especially as it increases the coverage.
Photo10/30/25report
I have always loved Maude's eyes and smile and attitude towards getting muddy.
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Photo10/30/25report
I absolutely adore the set.
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Photo10/30/25report
I was hoping for a "hands up" emoji so that I could also stick my hands up.
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Photo: hands up for a pie 10/30/25report
I hope that you've shown her this caption so that she could tease you about the double "n's"
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Photo: BANANNA her 2nd least favorite flavor lolz 10/30/25report
You can also say that again. (Did you remember your cue this time?) x-D
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Photo: Shes a champ for laying under all the sluge10/30/25report
no offense, but given the circumstances, it would be hard not to. x-D
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Photo: got her good!10/30/25report
You can say that again! BTW, that's your cue to say, "that again".
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Photo: she loves posing w her pies n said hurl them @ her10/30/25report
As do we all.
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Photo: She likes to see the action splatter 10/30/25report
It's right she should.
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Photo: She <3 showing off her artwork 10/30/25report
At the very least.
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Photo10/30/25report
I'm afraid that I'm going to have to take her side on this issue.
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Photo: She now wants to pose w each pie 10/30/25report
"Glug, glug, glug"
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Photo: more slop overs as it mixed more and more10/30/25report
I love how messy she is.
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Photo: Her Crotch covered and coated 10/30/25report
I love the "He is on clean up duty" pie in the background. That looks like a great pie with which to smoosh or be smooshed, both of which would be more than acceptable.
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Photo10/30/25report
good job for a first try.
Photo10/29/25report
The only word for this set is beautiful.
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Photo10/29/25report
I wish I had someone to take revenge on me like that.
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Photo10/29/25report
Those eyes and smile are absolutely inviting.
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Photo10/29/25report
Beautiful.
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Photo10/29/25report
"I forgot my bra. Could somebody please lend me a pair of hands so I can pour the bucket of goo?
Photo10/28/25report
"Once I get my head down on this pillow, I could fly like this forever."
Photo: Tits out pussy crossed high heels for the win!!10/28/25report
How did you get your ass (not to mention the rest of you) suspended in mid-air like that? x-D
Photo: Pour that muddy mess on my ass10/28/25report
Don't you have people to do that for you?
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Photo: Muddy clay relaxation 10/28/25report
"Oh, Miss Mandrell..." x-D x-D x-D
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Photo10/28/25report
I see Moe in the middle (great work getting the hair cut right). I guess Larry and Curly are off to the side getting ready to cause trouble.
Photo10/28/25report
"Oh no, a sneak att--mmmpht"
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Photo10/28/25report
As am I--happy that is. I've already cleaned up from being messy.
Photo: Happy and messy 10/28/25report
Time to get the bestie messy
Photo: Messy with the bestie 10/28/25report
I love the joy in your eyes.
Photo: Chocolate syrup.. roses.. ramen10/28/25report
"Come kiss me, you fool."
Photo10/28/25report
"My pie revenge is complete--or maybe it isn't."
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Photo10/28/25report
Pie revenge is a dish best served...often
Photo10/28/25report
With those gorgeous eyes--of course!
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Photo: Still in the MOOd10/28/25report
"This is great, but something is missing. I know--chocolate syrup!"
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"Welcome. I'm sure we can find you a seat somewhere."
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"Do you mean that you hadn't noticed?"
Photo10/28/25report
I love how you cropped this into a closeup
Photo10/28/25report
"Do you have the giant bun ready?"
Photo10/28/25report
love the smile
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Photo10/28/25report
I wish I were at this Halloween party.
Photo10/28/25report
"You can throw more pies if you want. The ocean is just too calming for me to mind."
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Photo10/28/25report
Hold that pose. You are the perfect human statue.
Photo10/28/25report
May I please be standing right in front of her, glasses off, chin out? x-D
Photo10/27/25report
I agree with bob1987564
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Photo10/27/25report
"Ha, ha. I tricked you into throwing all of those pies at me. Now I'm in ecstasy."
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Photo10/27/25report
"May I have another, and did I tell you that Oliver Twist is my 3rd cousin 6 times removed?"
Photo10/27/25report
"Hey--don't you know that this is my shot--get out of the frame!"
Photo10/27/25report
"I guess this is your idea of 'Pie a la Mode'."
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Photo10/27/25report
"Don't you ever miss?" (Fortunately for us the viewers--no.)
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Photo10/27/25report
"Get Ready--here it comes!"
Photo10/27/25report
Dang--I already used my Natalie Wood comment on a different photo.
Photo10/27/25report
"And what do you think you're going to do with that pie?"
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Photo10/27/25report
"You're going to get it now!"
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Photo10/27/25report
(a la Natalie Wood) "Ooohhh!"
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Photo10/27/25report
"Open wide...WIDER...Oh, well."
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Photo: Teaser for another upcoming scene!10/27/25report
love the glasses.
Photo10/27/25report
yes, you are.
Photo: Teaser 10/27/25report
Did I say 100? With those eyes (and that mud), I meant 1,000,000!
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Photo10/27/25report
You do realize that you don't need to keep piercing my heart over and over again. The first 100 times were quite sufficient. x-D :love:
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Photo10/27/25report
"That was fun. I'm going to do it again."
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"Come join me"
Photo10/27/25report
I guess it takes discipline to pour cake batter down your back.
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Photo10/27/25report
If only the producers had had the budget to have gotten her that messy for real. Great AI work/
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Photo10/27/25report
I love the added mess
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Photo10/27/25report
Absolutely gorgeous.
Photo10/27/25report
This is fantastic. How many pies did it take to make this stunning photo?
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Photo10/27/25report
I love the joy on your face as much I do the mess, although I suspect that the two are related.
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Photo: What a weekend 😍 10/27/25report
"The only way to relax."
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"Well, at least you got Annette."
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Photo10/27/25report
"Ladies, fire at Will, ...and Pete and Sam and Joe,..and especially Frankie and Annette!"
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Photo10/27/25report
As I recall, the girl painted gold all over was from "Goldfinger", not "The Man with the Golden Gun",
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Photo10/27/25report
Look at them sitting there innocently pretending that there not going to get messy.
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Photo10/26/25report
"Ahh, That's better."
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Photo10/26/25report
"This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted something for heartburn."
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Photo10/26/25report
"I love getting messy, but please put the next one in my face."
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Photo10/26/25report
"What's with this squirty cake? If you want to get me messy on my birthday, just throw the whole cake in my face."
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Photo10/26/25report
Viewers beware. She's plotting something!
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Photo10/26/25report
"I'm impressed. I didn't think you had the nerve."
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Photo10/26/25report
an oldie but goodie
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"I don't know why I love this, but I do."
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Photo10/26/25report
I love the timing of the photo.
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Photo10/26/25report
"That reminds me. I need to get milk on the way home."
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Photo10/26/25report
"What? no more pie?"
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Photo10/26/25report
Why is he frowning? The ladies are happy, and that should put a big grin on his face.
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Photo10/26/25report
"Uh, Oh, Spaghettio's"
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Photo10/26/25report
"Look down there. No, not at the mess on the floor."
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Photo10/26/25report
"Can't I have a pie instead?"
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Photo10/26/25report
"I need more chocolate. more. MORE!!!!"
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Photo10/26/25report
"I lost again. Yay--that means I get another pie."
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Photo10/26/25report
"What lousy aim. All this cream and none of it in my face."
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Photo10/26/25report
that's how to celebrate a birthday.
Photo10/26/25report
nor white turtleneck nor grey turtleneck nor blue turtleneck...
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Photo10/26/25report
Quit bragging. ;-)
Photo: Oh damn my ass is showing!10/26/25report
"And if you believe that I actually mow the lawn in this outfit, I have some swampland in Florida I'd like to sell you." :thumbsup: :thumbsup: x-D x-D
Photo: Shiny blue bikini and the lawn mower10/26/25report
that's really strange weather you're having. :-)
Photo: Sudden clay and mud dump!10/26/25report
Yes.
Photo: Wanna suck that tittie?10/26/25report
your hard nipples are covered in clay, but your spider tattoo is clean. Go figure.
Photo: Clay covered hard nipples 10/26/25report
If you think that that "lawn" needs cutting, then remind me to NEVER, NEVER, let you cut my hair. :-P
Photo: Hey time to mow baby half naked10/26/25report
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