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Don't you have that backwards? We're supposed to only have eyes for you. BTW, that is an absolutely beautiful and enchanting photo. The mud adds a lovely softness to your eyes.
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Photo: Mud covered eyes only for you alllllll10/26/25report
You do realize that it's going to be very difficult to leave a funny comment if you're going to be that open about what you are doing.
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Photo: Wheelbarrow full of my titties & masturbation and 10/26/25report
but we sure do want to see you try!
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Photo: I'm ready for more!10/25/25report
And eyes so glorious, they are only for the bravest souls.
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Photo10/25/25report
Really? Do you where we could find a deserted tropical island? x-D x-D x-D
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Photo: I want to fulfill your fantasies!10/25/25report
"Hurry up, hand, get that pie in my face."
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Photo10/25/25report
"Yes, blob of cream, you are going to make me so messy."
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Photo10/25/25report
"I'll pour"
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Photo10/25/25report
"tastes great--more creamy--tastes great--more creamy..."
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Photo10/25/25report
"My pie-covered face is up here."
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Photo10/25/25report
"Did you have to clean me up?"
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Photo10/25/25report
"1 hand for balance, one hand to hold the pie, one mouth to hold the machine--wait, I have nothing left for the buckets,"
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Photo: This ended up VERY naughty 🤭 10/25/25report
The irony of this depiction is that actual mud wrestlers could never be in the state depicted. If the match were just starting, the upper body would be clean, and once the match were underway, the upper body would be far muddier.
Photo10/25/25report
Great work--I love the "oh no" hands of the middle panel, Of course, shouldn't your friends know by now that wearing new clothes at your place (or in your world) is not a good idea.
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Photo: Prank on Tanya Part 110/25/25report
"O-oh, say can you see..."
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Photo10/25/25report
"Please help me, God. I didn't mean what I said."
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Photo10/25/25report
"The only thing I can't resist is temptation."
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Photo10/24/25report
I love how playful you look in this photo
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Photo: Gungey, muddy madness10/24/25report
"This is your big new idea???"
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Photo10/24/25report
It's no wonder that "Irish eyes are smiling"
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Photo: Maid to serve 10/24/25report
I love how the lady in maroon(?) 2nd from the right is gleefully about to pie herself.
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Photo: She Can't See a Thing!10/24/25report
"Oh, I'm really going to get pied." "Yes, you are."
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Photo10/23/25report
"Please hurry. I've been waiting all day for this."
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Photo10/23/25report
"Now you're going to get it!" "Bring it on"
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Photo10/23/25report
those sweet, lovable eyes!
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Photo10/23/25report
great photos and great AI work, as always. The Salon lives up to it's name--as beautiful as she is in the first frame, she is still much more beautiful in the last.
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Photo: A pre-meeting loyalty redemption!10/23/25report
Not very subtle, are they? You would think that they could try something like, "Would that be a chocolate cream pie served on a Bagheera," taking advantage of the similar sounds of "Bagheera" and "Baguette",
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Photo: Something delicious is coming!10/23/25report
Quick--give her a hug while she isn't looking. Aww--too late.
Photo10/23/25report
Is that a mixture of mud and purple slime?
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Photo: From: 'Rebecca's First Time'10/23/25report
"They actually threw me into the mud!"
Photo10/22/25report
"kiss me, you creamy fool."
Photo10/22/25report
those eyes are exquisite
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Photo10/22/25report
"aaahhh--that's the spot"
Photo10/22/25report
"Is the white pie heavier than the blue pie?"
Photo10/22/25report
"Why can't my feet be on the table?"
Photo10/22/25report
"I bet you want to join us, don't you. Well, tough, you can't. nyyyaah!"
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Photo10/22/25report
If you're expecting sympathy for it being too weird, you're talking to the wrong crowd.
Photo10/22/25report
I don't suppose this office is looking to hire,
Photo10/22/25report
My jaw just came back. Here's my comment--This is the most ridiculous question that could ever be asked in this universe, or any other universe, for that matter: "Is she a virgin?"
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Photo: she bought this dress to get messy with 10/21/25report
Pity the glare from the bathtub interferes with the photo.
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Photo10/21/25report
When my jaw gets back from China, I'll write a comment.
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Photo: she bought this dress to get messy with 10/21/25report
"I must really love that idiot I married"
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Photo10/21/25report
"Good Job--I knew you could do that face plant."
Photo10/21/25report
does anybody here read lips?
Photo10/21/25report
"Despite doing this a million times, the first pie each time is so tantalizingly shocking"
Photo10/21/25report
Oh look, a treasure map. The * marks the spot.
Photo: Batter-batter-batter! I looove! 10/21/25report
A perfect addition to your art collection
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Photo10/21/25report
As always, great AI work
Photo: Revenge on Vanessa!!10/21/25report
"I agree. Let's get her."
Photo10/21/25report
"What was that, director? Look down? Oh, ok"
Photo10/21/25report
"How come you still have more pies?"
Photo10/21/25report
those eyes and that smile could kill a man at 50 paces.
Photo10/21/25report
"I think you're enjoying this too ,,, mmmph"
Photo10/21/25report
Messy Jessie on the prowl.
Photo10/21/25report
"I really don't like the way they are looking at me, and why am I in the middle?"
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Photo10/21/25report
Wait a minute. You weren't holding a pie in the previous photo.
Photo10/21/25report
"At least I get to sit down"
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Photo10/21/25report
laughter is the best medicine, but pies are a close second.
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Photo10/20/25report
"Ok--I'll go first."
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Photo10/20/25report
"Ok--now that you've pied me with your pie, what do I do with mine?
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Photo10/20/25report
"I better find a face to smoosh this in before somebody smooshes it into my face."
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Photo10/20/25report
It isn't fair that you put up two photos that call for the same comment--namely "Om"
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Photo10/20/25report
"This is the life." "You can say that again." "This is the life."
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Photo10/20/25report
(singing) "I am mud woman. Hear me roar."
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Photo10/20/25report
"Aaaahhhhhhh"
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Photo10/20/25report
"Oh, look. there is a tribe of monkeys in those trees"
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Photo10/20/25report
"Yes, I'm playing in the mud. What of it?"
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Photo10/20/25report
(singing) "Oh, what a beautiful morning..."
Photo10/20/25report
She couldn't be more blissful
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Photo10/20/25report
the look on her face screams, "would you care to join me". If only I could...
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Photo10/20/25report
"Om"
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Photo10/20/25report
"I wish we never had to leave"
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Photo10/20/25report
Fantastic work as always. Don't you ever get tired of giving us perfect AI photos?
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Photo10/20/25report
I would have thought that there were more fans of "Midsomer Murders", but I guess this isn't the time of year for Easter eggs.
User: theoldmanandthepie10/19/25report
ER room ran some tests and found nothing serious, so I'm back home
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User: theoldmanandthepie10/19/25report
If you don't hear from me for a few days, it will be because I'm back in the hospital
User: theoldmanandthepie10/18/25report
I would love if that pout were because I'm here and you're there. I seriously doubt it, but I would love it.
Photo10/18/25report
There is a guy in the background! Now I have to pretend that you're cheating on me x-D
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Photo: Someone has been behaving very badly...10/18/25report
If you keep posting GIF's like this, you'll kill your clientele. Of course, however, they will die happy.
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Photo: A delicious mud shampoo10/18/25report
I agree with lebourg, but I need to ask, "Is it the top 30% or the bottom 30% that is coming off?" x-D :-P
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Photo: Customs in my mud pit 30% off this week!10/18/25report
I think that you already have!
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Photo: I want to make your fantasies come true!10/18/25report
PS--yes, me included.
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Photo: Who wants to come with me?10/18/25report
What a silly question. You know the answer is "just about everybody" :-)
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Photo: Who wants to come with me?10/18/25report
Looking so gorgeous, my heart wouldn't survive the trip.
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Photo: I'll wait for you tonight in my mud pit!10/17/25report
Be still my heart. It is only a virtual invitation.
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Photo: Come see me tonight!10/17/25report
I like to see this photo about 1/2 second into the future to see if the splatter got the girl on the right. That face, that hair, and that dress would look lovely pied.
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Photo10/17/25report
I bookmarked this video as well.
Photo10/17/25report
I bookmarked the YouTube video. However, I don't know if it is still an active link.
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Photo10/17/25report
I love the eyes
Photo10/17/25report
"This is pure bliss"
Photo10/17/25report
"Come here!"
Photo10/17/25report
"Just another day at work"
Photo10/17/25report
"I love it when it's my turn"
Photo10/17/25report
"Why am I holding these pies? There just going to end up all over me anyway."
Photo10/17/25report
"where will all that cream land? Only the shadow knows for sure!"
Photo10/17/25report
I love the smile through the cream
Photo10/17/25report
"she goes first"
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Photo10/17/25report
"Is it going to come from the left, or is going to come from the right? Ack--it's coming from both!"
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Photo10/17/25report
I love the laughter
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Photo10/17/25report
now that's what I call being a cell phone addict :D
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