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I absolutely adore this entire set of photos and GIF's. Thank you! :pieface:

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Photowednesdayreport

Look at her pretend that she's upset that your messy. You should punish such cheek by getting her as messy.

Photowednesdayreport

bulls-eye

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Phototuesdayreport

That was a good shot, but the next pie needs to be a little more to the left.

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Phototuesdayreport

A new Olympic sport: Synchronized Pie Smushing

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Photo6 days agoreport

Thank you for pieing the MC. That is something that, in reality, (almost) never happened, so I love that you altered that reality.

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Photo7 days agoreport

Those gorgeous grey-blue eyes in that beautiful face are simply exquisite.

Photo8 days agoreport

I love that the MC got a little collateral mess.

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Photo8 days agoreport

definitely cream incoming.

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Photo: Pie incoming ???9 days agoreport

On a scale of 1 to 10, a googleplex*, btw, merely saying your cute face is an understatement of gargantuan proportions,

*(a google is a "1" followed by 100 "0's". A googleplex is a "1" followed by a google of "0's")

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Photo: How bad do you wanna cover my cute face😋9 days agoreport

"I fought the mud, and the ... mud won."

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Photo9 days agoreport

Man in the Moon, may I introduce Woman in the Pie

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Photo9 days agoreport

I bet you're delicious even without the maple syrup.

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Photo: Happy Pancake day from here in the U.K.9 days agoreport

Happily. In fact, I think I could get addicted to spinning the wheel of mess.

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Photo: Spin the wheel of mess! 10 days agoreport

ditto Chuck M, except I'd call them grey-blue

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Photo10 days agoreport

I like the way you unfill your raincoat

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Photo: I love filling my rainwear 😍 11 days agoreport

Love the smile.

Photo: This mess was so thick! 😍 12 days agoreport

nice duck!

Photo12 days agoreport

"I'm gonna sneak a taste of this yummy chocolate while he isn't looking."

Photo12 days agoreport

There should be room for 2 :love:'s for this photo.

Photo12 days agoreport

"I thought the chocolate was supposed to help with the kink in my neck."

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Photo12 days agoreport

I love how you can see the contrast between the chocolate and the white sweater and how some of her clothing is temporarily clean.

Photo12 days agoreport

Chocolate pudding for beautiful chocolate eyes.

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Photo12 days agoreport

ditto

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Photo: New colour, new video. In store soon x13 days agoreport

certainly!

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Photo: Let's have a saucy night in 😜 13 days agoreport

I don't believe you. I think that you need to prove your sluttiness to me in person.

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Photo: Disgraced and loving it! I am a total slut!13 days agoreport

I'm definitely jealous of that guy even if he is AI.

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Photo15 days agoreport

"I'm so happy! This is what I always wanted."

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Photo15 days agoreport

Are you trying to suggest that you wouldn't have thrown the pie had she been ready on time?Do you really think that we are going to believe that? x-D :pieface: Great work, as always.

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Photo: Tanya pied for taking so long to be ready!16 days agoreport

"I think the new make-up is just a tad overenthusiastic.

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Photo16 days agoreport

"Why are my hands up? That's only a splurge gun, and I can't get any messier."

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Photo16 days agoreport

I love her enthusiasm.

Photo16 days agoreport

make that two more times.

Photo18 days agoreport

Well, I think that I can manage to say "yes" one more time.

Photo18 days agoreport

There's only one of me. I can only say "yes" so many times.

Photo18 days agoreport

The answer to the question posed by the eyes is "yes".

Photo18 days agoreport

I love how delighted/excited she looks.

Photo18 days agoreport

"Here sploshed the bride, all gunged in brown." PS--love the smile.

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Photo18 days agoreport

love the eyes

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Photo18 days agoreport

"Or is that pink-blue-purple-brown?"

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Photo18 days agoreport

"Blue-brown-pink really goes with my hair, don't you think?"

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Photo18 days agoreport

Since I believe that very quickly getting very messy and very naughty is the way you like it, I have no choice but to believe your bragging. Of course, you do have lots to brag about! :loveeyes: :pieface:

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Photo: This got very naughty & very messy.. very quickly20 days agoreport

both with a pie barrage to follow.

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Photo: Which one would you choose for me?20 days agoreport

love the eyes.

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Photo20 days agoreport

who cares if it's a clean prompt or a messy one. What's important is a Messy Megan!

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Photo20 days agoreport

"Really?" "Yes, really."

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Photo22 days agoreport

Do you really expect me to believe that pout is real? Cute yes, but real...nah.

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Photo22 days agoreport

trust me--it doesn't matter.

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Photo: When it's so messy, it's difficult to tell who i23 days agoreport

"like those napkins are going to be enough!"

Photo24 days agoreport

"Did you forget to eat lunch?"

Photo26 days agoreport

Love the smile.

Photo26 days agoreport

L: "So you think that's funny, do you?"
R: "Why, yes I do. What are you going to do about it?"

Photo26 days agoreport

"That's much better."

Photo26 days agoreport

"Really?"

Photo26 days agoreport

(right frame) "Why isn't there a pie in my hand? After all, it worked for Samantha Stevens."

Photo26 days agoreport

"One, two, three strikes you're out."

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Photo26 days agoreport

Choreography by Monty Python

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Photo26 days agoreport

Do profile pics allow GIF's? If so, this would be a perfect choice.

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Photo26 days agoreport

And they said Burlesque was dead.

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Photo26 days agoreport

"She can't even wait her turn. Sheesh."

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Photo26 days agoreport

"Now it's your turn."

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Photo: Maybe it'll be you getting messy with me next tim26 days agoreport

I love the collateral damage.

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Photo27 days agoreport

I think this one is great, too.

Photo27 days agoreport

I don't know about Viviana, but I think it's great.

Photo27 days agoreport

beautiful--great set.

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Photo27 days agoreport

I think that this would be a great daily makeup routine.

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Photo: Naughty Luscious Laura kept pieing my pussy ԍ27 days agoreport

"Another dress--another msss."

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Photo27 days agoreport

perfect timing on the photo,

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Photo27 days agoreport

Great AI work, but I am curious as to why you decided to use the plastic clothes protection.

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Photo28 days agoreport

If that's the award for tier 1, I can't wait to find out what the award is for tier 2. Great work.

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Photo: Reaching Tier 1 awards for the first time!1/28/26report

This is great, but with all of those pies left, I want more.

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Photo1/28/26report

this is excellent.

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Photo1/27/26report

"All right, you win."

Photo1/24/26report

"You're going to want me to put my face in the mud, aren't you."

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Photo1/24/26report

Great AI self-pie animation.

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Photo: Wife making her husband a birthday present video.1/24/26report

third choice--you will notice that my criterion for the 3 choices was how messy the woman in red was.

Photo1/22/26report

2nd choice

Photo1/22/26report

first choice

Photo1/22/26report

It's always those eyes!

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Photo1/22/26report

What perfect framing for the eyes.

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Photo1/22/26report

I love this. I hope you plan to turn this into a GIF where the maids each pie the lady in red.

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Photo1/22/26report

what perfect framing for those eyes!

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Photo1/20/26report

What I love is how much it looks like you're enjoying a daydream while covered in mud, One wonders who you are wishing were next to you just as covered.

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Photo1/20/26report

"As you can see, Thursday's forecast calls for pies/"

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Photo1/20/26report

that's one way to put some meat on those bones--well, some pie anyway.

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Photo1/20/26report

Or maybe they can! x-D x-D x-D

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Photo: Yana sets Ira up for Nastia's revenge Pt21/18/26report

I don't think your friends could get any "Nastia" x-D x-D x-D

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Photo: Yana sets Ira up for Nastia's revenge Pt11/18/26report

I would love to see what she looks like after the bucket was removed. Also, I wouldn't mind being "pranked" like that myself.

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Photo1/18/26report

Great work, as always. Let me add a couple of captions: panel 5--Nastia says, "My dignity"; panel 6--Elena says, "Why not? After all, this isn't the first time." x-D

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Photo: Nastia ambushed by Anna and Elena1/18/26report

I love the exuberance.

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Photo1/17/26report

Sounds good to me. You're already qualified to be the filling, and I'd be happy to be the crust.

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Photo: Let's do a pie experiment 😜 1/15/26report

"Look at that--a perfect fit."

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Photo1/15/26report

"Am I not fabulous?"

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Photo1/14/26report

"I want my turn. You two are completely muddy and I have had to lift this heavy bucket."

Photo1/14/26report

I love the splatter on the car behind them.

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Photo1/14/26report

"Slowly we turn, step by step..."

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Photo1/13/26report

"I think I'm about to really get it now!"

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Photo1/13/26report

"Such fun, We should do this more often."

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Photo1/13/26report

(singing simultaneously) "Come pie with me..."

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Photo1/13/26report

"We dare you to stand over here and ogle us like that."
(from off camera, excitedly) "OK".

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Photo1/13/26report

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