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Thank you for the "after" shot.
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I've said it once, and I'll say it again. Mr. Parker is a very lucky man.
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"Oh my yes!! It's on my boobs!"
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"Yes! Another pie!! And it's beginning to drip down my boobs!"
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"My boobs have to experience this."
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"This is so good, I have to put my butt in it!"
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"This is so good that I have to stick my face in it."
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"Yes!! More cream!!!!"
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"More chocolate! and more custard!!"
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"Aaaahh--That's much better."
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(PS--Those eyes!)
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"Can't you do better than that little bit of cream."
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"Ok--I have caught my breath."
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"I've got to catch my breath."
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"A pie????!!!! Where did that come from?"
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"More black stuff! This is too much, but I want more!"
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"More custard! I don't know how much more of this I can take!"
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"More cream. This is just too good."
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"Oh, Gawd. More chocolate pudding. How did they know..."
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"I'm a mess. And I thought this was going to be a boring afternoon."
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"Custard. Can't get messy without custard.:
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"That had better be whipped cream."
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"What's this black stuff?"
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"Oh goody! There's more chocolate pudding. It's my favorite pudding to wear."
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(PS--those are truly gorgeous eyes peering through that chocolate)
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"I wonder if that's it."
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"This can't be happening. I think someone is pudding me on."
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"I'm bored--I wish something would happen."
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"I bet you'd love to know what's in this pop-top can now wouldn't you."
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Those eyes could melt an iceberg
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"Now it's my turn to have fun."
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"You ready for the next pie?"
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"You have the right to remain clean. Any pie you bring will be used against you."
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The smile may say "satisfied", but those gorgeous eyes want more.
Photo: The satisfied slut smile ;-)Sundayreport
Just what we need--an AI artist who is also a wise cracker.
Photo: "Pudding on the Ritz" wins another fanSundayreport
Not to mention that the diet looks good on you.
Photo: Mmm I love this diet.. wear, dont eatSundayreport
"All slimed in yellow"
Photo: Here Gunge the Bride...Sundayreport
How could she be full of beans. She didn't get them into her mouth!
Photo: Her profile "a sweetie whos full of beans"Sundayreport
This looks like the beginning of a fantastic GIF
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"He actually thought that I preferred to stay clean!"
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I looks like you'll need longer arms--or an assistant. I'll volunteer!
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it's that touch of caramel(?) on the eyelash that does me in.
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"Look at my backstroke."
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"You can tell that I really get into my work."
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I love the reflection.
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"I just love coming to the 'Chocolate Lovers Annual Gala Dinner." "Me, too." "Me, three."
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"I'm getting excited." "Me, too"
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Shouldn't the yellow boots go with the green dress and the pink boots go with the blue dress? :-)
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Specialty of the house--Spaghetti a la "Head and Shoulders"
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"At work, I deal with 'bean counters' all day. Thank goodness that there are no bean counters here!"
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Mud tennis! What a great idea. I'll get my racket.
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"Where's my feather?"
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Seeing Maude standing like that reminded me of Elinor Donahue, who played ambassador Nancy Hedford in the ST:TOS episode "Metamorphosis" (Yes, I'm a Trekkie}
Photo: Hugo Boss jeans after wash off in the riverSaturdayreport
or even a cold afternoon.
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Photo: Wonderful way to spend a hot afternoon.Saturdayreport
You don't know how much I would love it if that cloverleaf were for me.
Photo: About to take a lucky dip in the mud!Saturdayreport
On a different photo, I commented, "you had me with 'Maude in the mud'." I have to amend that now: "you had me with 'Maude'."
Photo: Maude in a lovely pink formal dressSaturdayreport
Wrestling isn't what I would have on my mind.
Photo: Maude in the mud!Saturdayreport
You had me with, "Maude in the mud"
Photo: Maude in the mud in Hugo Boss jeansSaturdayreport
That looks so comfortable.
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Photo: Splat!Saturdayreport
I think that I should have joined UMD earlier. vols4everus took the words right out of my mouth before I had even joined.
Photo: Did someone say mud?Saturdayreport
I love how the eyes and the smile show that you are having fun being covered in mud.
Photo: Remember those clean combats?Saturdayreport
i think it's the mud that's doing the sacrificing.
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Photo: The Midsummer Mud SacrificeSaturdayreport
I absolutely agree.
Photo: That was a beautiful wedding dress. Squelch.Saturdayreport
I love the fun they are obviously having.
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Those wonderful eyes make it hard for me to see how messy she is.
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Quick! While the waitress is looking at us--SMOOSH THAT PIE IN HER FACE!"
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All you need now is two slices of bread. If you don't have any bread, I'll happily take the place of the top slice.
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Those eyes just make me want to hug her and reassure her that it's OK to have pie on your face and clothing.
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You missed a teeny tiny corner of her mouth.
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"What a fun afternoon--enjoying the park and getting pied in the face."
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"Take that!"
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"This is so much fun."
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I love the eyes.
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"Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no."
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"Hmm, where to put this pie. It would sure be easier if she weren't sitting on the only clean spot left."
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"I don't care if I can't see--This pie is going into your face."
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"Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh (gasp)"
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"Hey, how about some pie over on his face over there on my arm."
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"Great job--that was a great pie smoosh."
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Everyone should be this messy."
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I know what to get her for Christmas! A shirt that says, "Please do pie the models"
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"You had better pie me now, because even though I don't have any sleeves, I do have something up them."
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"Isn't this wonderful? I always love a good pie to the face before swimming."
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"mmmmmph--Isn't it your turn to get one of those pies?"
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I love the way the eyes are glistening.
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"Why does she get the pie and I'm stuck with the green slime?"
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Great shot and great timing. I'm imagining a girl just out of frame catching collateral damage.
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I love how completely muddy you are in this photo.
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I love your eyes and smile.
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If you submitted this as 3 photos rather than one, you'd get 3 :love:'s instead of one.
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"ZZZZZZZ"
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"Throw one more--see how much you can get in my mouth."
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"You throw a great pie!"
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agreed.
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"Keep them coming!"
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"That actually tastes good. Please throw more pies.
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I think i know why you call yourself, "Anglefan". It is because when you hire model, you do so because she is a cute angle.
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I love how the sweater is getting messy.
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"What do you mean, 'there are more pies.'?"
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good aim.
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