As I am a serial Gunge Dodger, I am required to keep this up to date in order that I don't "accidentally" forget to complete any of my gungings. The list is below, and, gulp, is rather long already. Extreme Fill the Tank - 1 gunging, 4 items of clo...

I really miss the function on this site where you could put your thought of the day! How many other of you are with me on this? I really miss being able to write a short blurb about what I'm currently fantasizing about, what kind of mess I'm planning...

So yesterday I went charity shopping, looking for a fun outfit or two and I found my absolute favourite. Pink very light puma top, pink girls swim shorts which I cut the mesh out of and a fantastic tie sided and halterneck bikini. Which I also cut li...

I've been on holiday this week and had a fantastic opportunity to go down to the beach and swim in a lovely clear sea (in the UK even!) with my GF. She wore a pink T-shirt that delightfully showed off her dark grey bikini when it got wet and pink bo...

I'm so new here. Things have been amazing! The staff and support are great. Been dragged into the pit and y'all have shown me so much love & I thank you! Not only mud, mess, pudding, whipped cream, chocolate milk, jello, blindfolded, tied, pie...

One: it's an HONOR to be one of the most loved on UMD!!! I'm thankful for everyone!!! This sjot omg my tittie clamps, white see through camisole. Black bikini bottoms. Having the smooth clay poured onto my body. Was THE BEST time ever! Having th...

If I could count the number of times life has thrown the opportunity for wet and messy activities my way, you might not even believe me! When I was a teenager, I was sexually active from the age of 15 on. I had a few older men that I would sleep with...

At 6:30 a.m., Anne, a 32-year-old marketer, had her alarm going off, and a new day had begun. She stared at the ceiling for a moment before rolling out of bed, her feet landing on a cold wooden floor. She got up and dressed in her favorite blue jeans...

Hello. Does anyone actually read these? Guess I'll find out soon... I'm using this first post (of hopefully many) to outline my upcoming plans re videos. FREE VIDS: I owe voters a video for my recent FUNNY FACE FUN poll to choose a pre-pie humilia...

The late afternoon light painted the sky in strokes of rose and gold, the kind of light that makes even ordinary things seem touched with charm. Marissa tightened the strap of her black leather satchel and checked her reflection in the glass door bef...

There was a TikTok of a guy who would step on two items and slip on the third. He would wear different types of Nike shoes and colorful socks. I can't lie, I stroked myself to those kinds of videos because they are fetish content. But was thinking ab...

It's amazing isn't it here in the UK everything is against you having some fun! my day started normally with the weather report saying it was going to be clear skies and warm for a change today, fantastic I thought while checking the tide times and h...

In 2014 I was living in Lancaster ( North West England ) and after a week of work I just needed to relax and often went out walking, this one Saturday afternoon i found myself walking down this old dirt track and I found this old semi overgrown woode...

It's been more than five years since I last had a one-on-one professional messy session, quite a lot has happened in that time There have been changes in who offers sessions and different routes to book one. I'll be honest, getting in touch with so...

I'm often asked what do I use in my videos and pictures, and where do I buy it from. I almost exclusively play with mud, as that's what floats my boat. The alure of natural mud is the most exciting, but most often it comes with unwanted extra's, such...

The big concern with enjoying clay, mud, or anything sticky in your bathtub is blocking the drain. I've been playing with clay in my bathtub for many years (see my profile's pictures and videos) without incident, but have had a few close calls which...

I'm excited to announce that my very first mud videos are hitting the store soon! These clips capture my very first experience stepping into the mud -- a mix of curiosity, calm, and pure relaxation. You'll see me discovering the feel and sound of thi...

Juliette of Romeo and Juliette fame once said 'what's in a name?' Well, quite a lot actually. Especially when it comes to an online presence. A username has the same effect as the cover of a book. It has to grab the eye and more importantly has to gr...

I'm sure by now most of you have seen the photo's on my profile of the Cowboy! well the day started normally I packed all the kit into my bag and walked to the site, I was going to use another area more private but there was just too many reeds and I...

After my epic mud session, I looked around and realized I'd created a full-on mud zone. I grabbed a shovel and started scooping -- six Home Depot buckets later, I had about 100 pounds of thick clay ready to move. The concrete looked like a chocolate...

Lately, I've been thinking about a lot and one of those things is my place in this community. I love wam and sploshing and I don't intend to stop getting messy, but I feel that in terms of my stores, releases, collab efforts, and all else I do splosh...

Thanks everyone for the kind replies to my introduction post. I'm already feeling completely at home here on the site. The Other guy you see on my page call himself Mr Pie Guy. He is curious about gunge and wants to try some things with me. His firs...