After some slight modifications, I've finally nailed the perfect mud mix -- thick, silky, and beautifully bronze. This blend feels amazing from the moment it touches the skin, and it looks incredible in the light. I started with 50 pounds of bentoni...

Hello fellow wet lookers. This is a short story about a situation involving guilt & naughty behaviour. It was in the early spring time a few years ago that I acted a bit shamefully. I was sharing a house with a girl & we'd been to have a meal...

Juliette of Romeo and Juliette fame once said 'what's in a name?' Well, quite a lot actually. Especially when it comes to an online presence. A username has the same effect as the cover of a book. It has to grab the eye and more importantly has to gr...

After my epic mud session, I looked around and realized I'd created a full-on mud zone. I grabbed a shovel and started scooping -- six Home Depot buckets later, I had about 100 pounds of thick clay ready to move. The concrete looked like a chocolate...

Lately, I've been thinking about a lot and one of those things is my place in this community. I love wam and sploshing and I don't intend to stop getting messy, but I feel that in terms of my stores, releases, collab efforts, and all else I do splosh...

It was Halloween 54 years ago (or maybe 55--my memory's fuzzy on this point). My peers used "Trick or Treating" as an excuse to have a neighborhood shaving cream fight. I was too cowardly to join. For some reason, I had gone over to a neighbor's h...

I've always wanted to go in a gunge tank. More specifically I'd like to go in having lost a gunge vote or a game where the winner stays clean. That said, I'd love to see my wife in the tank more! She's always said she would too as long as the gunge w...

I will scatter marbles on the floor or place banana peels on the floor and try walking through the minefield while carrying a pie or cake. I want to see how fast it will take for me to slip and fall and get pied. I want it to be anticipation slip, I...

Here's a few shots along the journey of being here with y'all! It seems the old flu bug has grabbed ahold of Trixxi and Mr. Producer! Haven't had anything in a long long time. It stinks. The bull came in and Trixxi rode off onto the land of NyQui...

The Art of Domination: A Session with Dominatrix Mistress Omega In the world of BDSM, there are few figures as iconic and powerful as Dominatrix Mistress Omega. With her commanding presence, sharp wit, and expert skills in the art of domination, Mis...

My messy friend and I have another little session planned soon. As always we've chosen each others outfits to enjoy along with the mess. We've planned a bucket of bright blue gunge, custard and foam pies and some slime too. Her outfit of my choic...

On and off for 6 years, I explored adult written content... I found previously posted wam stories, creatively described. I'll upload the highest scoring in reviews, so please enjoy. Episode 1, for a friend on here, so here we go... Thomas meets...

Hi all, I would like to express an opinion. I am a man who is interested in females. Also I like showering wearing my clothes, showering fully clothed sometimes with my wife. Also I like watch other women swimming fully clothed, or soaking their clo...

Hey, how ya been? Good, good. Me too. Busy year. So, I dropped some weight, not as squishy as I used to be. I'm owning this 40s thing, feeling sexier (and fucking hornier?) than ever. That is tricky for me in general, I cycle moods like a dishwa...

I came home from a 10km run. I was wearing skintight compression running tights. They are black with some yellow lettering, and bits or yellow and red, dots and dashes. I wore a tight fitting long sleeve black running shirt. It was a good run. Not to...

Someone is allegedly using my pictures pretending to be me. I'm not sure if it's to scam or cat fish people, but I only have my Bluesky account and my X account for social media. Both are linked on my profile. I do not have a Discord or any other c...

Hello fellow wetlookers, I'm exploring a theme that has been in the back of my mind for quite a while now. It comes to the fore during the Summer, Spring & Autumn months when short pants are quite often worn as part of a uniform at workplaces, sc...

I was perusing the pictures here as I normally do and tonight, for some odd reason, I thought about the last time I got pied and I found that I couldn't quite remember. I feel like it's been a really really long time and that makes me sad in several...

Yesterday I hosted another indulgent four-hour pie-throwing and sploshing session on my half-acre ranch in Tarzana.The day before, my servant had everything perfectly prepared: the massive clear plastic sheet spread across the grass, tables set up, p...

In the world of BDSM, there are few figures as iconic and powerful as Dominatrix Mistress Omega. With her commanding presence, sharp wit, and expert skills in the art of domination, Mistress Omega has built a reputation as one of the most sought-afte...

While I've used UMD for a few years now, I'd never really interacted with the community on here properly until the beginning of 2026. It's been nice to post a few times on the forums and actually have conversations about this relatively niche fetish...

A recent conversation with a friend reminded me of a great memory. This really happened. After a long day of work meetings, we all went to a very small restaurant for dinner. It was summer so we were all in shorts. We're crammed around the table and...

Back when I was new to this whole thing, I met a guy (who shall remain nameless since he's on here) who I spent some time with and we did a lot of things together. Pudding, pies, joint compound mxied with shaving cream, etc. Then there was the time w...

At My Messy Ranch in Tarzana, CAHey messy fans, if you thought my sessions were intense before, wait until you hear about the latest chaos at my private ranch in Tarzana, California. The sun was blazing, the air smelled like fresh earth and sweet ind...

Hi to all my freinds here, thank you for your kind comments and likes to my posts so far. I've posted a video yesterday of an amazing find not far from where i live, its a local council quarry that I have been trying to find a way in for the last f...