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I've been in a pie drought
By blondbear
Posted 9 days ago     61 views
I was perusing the pictures here as I normally do and tonight, for some odd reason, I thought about the last time I got pied and I found that I couldn't quite remember. I feel like it's been a really really long time and that makes me sad in several ways. It's probably been almost two years now. I've messed around with a can of shaving cream so I've had some messy fun the last year, but I haven't been properly pied in a really long time.

The last time I met with a friend for gunge fun, I pied and messed him up, but I didn't get pied or messed up. But it was his birthday so I do that for him.

A few months ago I helped someone try clown makeup for the first time and I pied him for his trouble as sort of an initiation thing, but I didn't get pied myself. He didn't want to do that and I don't force people to do things they're not interested in doing.

I don't know when it'll happen again. I haven't thought of a good scenario in a while. I also have been dealing with a bad stretch of treatment resistent depression that is keeping me from doing pretty much anything I like to do and it's just... Yeah.

So, who knows. Maybe I will, maybe I won't. But it just hit me kind of hard tonight, that's all.
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Jewel of Oregon:
8 days ago
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We both need a good pie to our faces.
speedos55:
7 days ago
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So I get your comment. You have to meet someone, see if it 'clicks'; then set-up some kind of messy event. It's a lot of work, costs some $$$, then there's the clean-up.....

Sometimes it's just easier to just 'fantazise', until you find the right person/persons to have 'fun' with....... And try not to get depressed about it, why we are, and why we are like this, is just something that happens....
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