Hey, how ya been?

Good, good. Me too. Busy year.

So, I dropped some weight, not as squishy as I used to be. I'm owning this 40s thing, feeling sexier (and fucking hornier?) than ever. That is tricky for me in general, I cycle moods like a dishwasher cycles...cycles...(?) but it's been good.

Still a freak for nudity. Still with "Blondie", still living in the middle of Hiccup, West Coast, USA.

Still getting pied.

Speaking of which, the damndest thing happened a couple of months ago. A friend of ours who does [REDACTED] for a living has a client who's a wammer, a pie in the face freak who, according to them, makes me look tame in comparison. They said they learned all sorts of fun wicked things, which I wanted to hear more about. THEN, they ask if they can play with us!

I practically BEG Blondie to say yes, and she says "of course!". So we set it up for a week later. They tell me to go away, come back at 4pm. Easy enough, I grab my laptop and head to a local gastropub, do some work. By 3pm I'm distracted,and by 3:30 I'm unable to focus anymore, just DYING to go home and see what they have in store.

I know what's coming -- I'm going to be pied naked with real(ish) pies. It's the first time in a long time it's not just shaving cream (which I LOVE but edible pies are a different category).

I walk in, they're both in nice summer dresses (I'm in jeans and a tee, because I'm a nerd), and the room is covered with plastic tarps. AND, on a folding table, rows of pies. It looks like whipped cream or cool whip! I run my finger through one, and it's very silky, cool and not cold, and sticks to my finger well. A little TOO well!

And it tastes good! The usual cream, vanilla thing but has a very silky and more dense texture that just cool whip.

NOW I'm starting to get a little warm, in a manner of speaking.

They walk me through a skit, we all get naked, and they pick up pies. We do our routine, I ask for it - and I GET it!

The pie is THICK! They press it into my face and cream & filling ooze out the sides of the tin, crust sticking.. and I can tell this is a really, REALLY sticky pie. It just sticks to my face, very heavy, vrey dense, and insanely erotic. Sensual is an understatement. It slowly oozes and falls to my tits, and I crack a wide grin. I can't see, but I ask what's IN this pie?

Oh... yeah. Baked crust, and a base of cool whip, marshmallow, corn starch, and a little flour and water. The topping, cool whip mixed with marshmallow to make a very gooey cream topping. It's the base that kills me in the best way, because it's thick and insanely adhesive.

I got pied with COMMITMENT!

Three more pies after I was able to pull my eyes clear. Another one to the face (stuck) and two more to my head. Hair? Covered. Face? Engulfed. Pies? HEAVY. Oh, did I mention they video's this whole incident? Mmmm hmmm... yup. Naked, pied, filmed. Kind of my perfect afternoon! I took it, I took it all. I wiped my eyes only when I needed to see what was coming next. Blondie and Our Friend were laughing their assess off. I love that sound! So, I blinked, did my best flustered act, was insanely aroused, and practically begged for more. In the end, I got eight or so more pies, mostly to my face or head but they did insist on one each for one boob. Those felt amazing - heavy, thick, and it looked as good as it felt! By the end, I was absolutely naked and plastered with some very sticky, gooey pies.

For the adults in the audience: I started to play with myself, because there was no way I could resist, and I love giving a performance for my partner. She loved it, and tackled me to the floor and finished me off, which did not take long! Talk about an intence great big O? Damn. 6.0 on the Richter scale.

Anyway... it was top of my mind this morning, I woke up horny and about to go jump into the shower and get shaving-creamed from face to ass by my Blondie. Felt like writing this.