Well what a fab event Messtival Uk was! An amazing event hosted by the wonderful Penny & team. All the films shown were so amazing & really inspiring. I was honoured to be presented with the Best Newcomer award & I just wanted to say t...

Why are pet owners so stupid? My Husband was driving home this evening [during the rush hour] and in the lane to his left and one vehicle ahead of him was one of these pick-up trucks that had a "lift kit" on it was in the lane there. In the bed was...

Been a while since my last but that's maybe not a bad thing. Given some time for new ideas to fire up in my head and this time I might just have come up with a pretty sweet idea. We all know celebrity exercises and fad diets are parcel of today's lif...

A story about getting covered in mud on the side of a highway. In sparks nevada there's off roading trails and plenty of mud to play in. On one rainy day i decided to take my car and do some doughnuts in the mud, well i got the car stuck on a rock. I...

Hello You. I haven't been around here for a while, well anywhere to be fair! Let me explain... Towards the end of last year I started writing a little story and now three months it grown to a 50,000 moster and pretty much consumed every living momen...

Due to recent circumstances, I have 2 commission slots free and ready to be claimed. Pm me or comment here if you are interested, Commissions will be completed before requests. Commissions are charged at £10 GBP per thousand words and paid via PayPa...

I meet this guy on the grinder for fun he's super tall dressed in a really nice suit. He says we're gonna play a game its called now or never. Now or Never. What's that? He says its a game where I will have an item in my hands if you get my question...

Hey guys, i have some pretty bad news, which is why i've been avoiding this place like the plague. i just feel really horrible and i keep trying to figure something out but i can't. I probably won't be making anymore videos this year. which really su...

As much as I love accepting new commissions and requests I think I have to draw the line here for now, it's only fair to those waiting for requests otherwise those will just keep hanging. And that's not fair. In the mean time, do keep looking out for...

What I can offer - Your choice of outfit, either from one I already own, or one can be purchased specifically. - Your choice of substances used, I'm open to sweet and savory foodstuffs and inedible mess like gunge and foam. - Your choice of scenario...

As I've done a few shoots for Messy Princess' store (https://messy-princess.umd.net/downloads/i/all/?new_downloads_sortby=latest) I thought I'd blog about the latest one last week, so here it is. Getting into the shoots was easy enough, there are a...

well here in the uk, we had had some recent storms, so great change to get wet, so finished work and timely to , as a deluge was about to come down in my area, so I drove to a secluded, wooded are wear a small rive runs thru, it started its heavy d...

Lucas was a long time lurker on the UMD. Like many members, he would browse and leave the occasional comment, but never really interact with anyone. Until he stumbled across a new profile getting increasing attention. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Hell...

So yesterday I went on another walk on the 'welly path' I described in my last blog. I actually hadn't been there since, it's amazing how time flies by sometimes! I decided I might get muddy again, so I prepared by packing rainwear and an extra set o...

Ahhh June..has to be my favourite month really. Summer is really here with glorious sunny days. Honestly, I think it's a pretty great month to have a birthday in. And with only twenty days until the big day I'm kinda pumped. But im digressing here....

We went out the other night, Shirley was going to do a deep mud video (her first), we'd found a pond that we've used on a few occasions, at this time of year it's full of thick sloppy mud rather than water. Being a bit worried about getting dirty mud...

Scene opens with Ira in a large kitchen. Ira is wearing some jeans and a white t shirt. Her shoulder length hair is parted on one side and she has subtle make up on with blue eye shadow to match her eyes. "Hello!" says a beaming Ira. "I am starting...

The video starts and shows Ira in her kitchen again, this time wearing her black high neck dress and black boots. "Hello!" Says Ira with a big grin. "This is my second blog and I want thank all of you for your emails after my first and your kind wo...

Racism. Sexism. Homophobia. Bigotry. Nationalism. Ego. It's all tribalism. When we were cavemen and women, it probably made sense to just show loyalty to our own kind. As a matter of survival, it would have been much safer to just reject anyt...

The video opens with the now familiar view of Ira's large kitchen. Ira steps into view wearing her tight thin cord finish black trousers and a black short sleeved top which has a low neckline making the top of her black bra just visible. Ira waves...

The video starts with a shot of just Ira, sitting on a chair, her legs crossed wearing her long white summer dress and white sandals. Her makeup is done and her hair is down but the right side is held back in a slide. Ira looks generally pristine. B...

White66 Posts 56 2 seconds ago#1 For those who aren't following me there, I have a steadily growing Patreon Page where I offer discounted commissions and Patreon Driven stories that depending on the amount you pledge gives you higher discounts and gr...

Here's my current list of uncompleted forfeits -- I'm definitely WAY behind on this because I keep adding more than I complete, but I PROMISE to complete ALL of them -- eventually: --------------------------------------------- IF YOU CATCH ME /...

I'm Julie, from USA, age 22 for those who don't know me... This page Saturday night (June 16th) my girlfriend and I got some tickets to a baseball game (minor league) of the Jackson Generals, in Jackson, TN. Since it was hot and humid, we decided to...

Not just a lot to write here, but my girlfriend and I decided to have some wet public play and went to the movies this weekend (June 21st) with completely wet jeans on. We soaked in the bathtub before we left, and had dark denim jeans. Nice and shiny...