Splat!By CandyCustardx
Posted 3/15/19 1132 views
With the voting for best comedy film really tight between Bozo and I, I envisage this will be my dream tonight...
~begin scene~
I'm in a hotel lobby but something doesn't feel right. I try to check in and they tell me I need votes first
I look behind me, there's a Clown. He's wearing a name badge that says 'Bozo T'
I notice a booth with a sign that says 'votes here' and take a step towards it trying to investigate what the receptionist means. I slip on a banana skin. I right myself, dust myself off and Bozo sets off an air horn in my face. I sense I need to run but suddenly my shoes are heavy. Someone filled them with custard! I slip over and land in a giant pie. I call for help. I say
'I NEED VOTES'
passers by can't quite hear me... 'coats?' 'Get the lady some coats people'
I try to argue ... 'no, no, votes, I need... votes'
'Boats?' comes the reply
Bozo comes over to help me up. I take his hand but it's fake! It falls off, and I splat back into the pie
I lay there soaked to the skin, humiliated, ruined, helpless. Now and then I weakly murmur... 'votes'
~end scene~
Please save me from the torture of the race... the quest for votes... please help me by voting Rubbish British Bake off best comedy at messtival!
https://umd.net/groups/vote-for-best-comedy-film-of-the-year