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Splat!
By CandyCustardx
Posted 3/15/19     1132 views
With the voting for best comedy film really tight between Bozo and I, I envisage this will be my dream tonight...

~begin scene~

I'm in a hotel lobby but something doesn't feel right. I try to check in and they tell me I need votes first

I look behind me, there's a Clown. He's wearing a name badge that says 'Bozo T'

I notice a booth with a sign that says 'votes here' and take a step towards it trying to investigate what the receptionist means. I slip on a banana skin. I right myself, dust myself off and Bozo sets off an air horn in my face. I sense I need to run but suddenly my shoes are heavy. Someone filled them with custard! I slip over and land in a giant pie. I call for help. I say

'I NEED VOTES'

passers by can't quite hear me... 'coats?' 'Get the lady some coats people'

I try to argue ... 'no, no, votes, I need... votes'

'Boats?' comes the reply

Bozo comes over to help me up. I take his hand but it's fake! It falls off, and I splat back into the pie

I lay there soaked to the skin, humiliated, ruined, helpless. Now and then I weakly murmur... 'votes'

~end scene~


Please save me from the torture of the race... the quest for votes... please help me by voting Rubbish British Bake off best comedy at messtival!

https://umd.net/groups/vote-for-best-comedy-film-of-the-year
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Comments:
PennyBanks:
3/15/19
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This is iconic!!!
BozoT.Clown:
3/15/19
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You're very cute Candy Custard!
Potatoman-J:
3/24/19
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That is fucking terrifying...
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