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Ira's Blog Part 6--Taking a Break.
By Messy Irina
Posted 6/9/19     393 views
The video starts with a shot of just Ira, sitting on a chair, her legs crossed wearing her long white summer dress and white sandals. Her makeup is done and her hair is down but the right side is held back in a slide. Ira looks generally pristine.

But Ira has a serious, even sombre look.

"Hello" says Ira in an equally serious tone. "Thank you for coming again to the blog. And a big thank you to all those took the time to say how much you enjoyed the last blog. However I have decided that I need to take a break from getting messy. I know this will not be what my viewers want but I need to do something more serious for a while I think"

"I know that you will be disappointed but I think I should do something more sensible with my free time rather than make these blogs. I was thinking that perhaps I could introduce you all to some Great Russian literature and art instead."

"But Ira" says a voice from somewhere out of sight "We have so many suggestions from watchers about how you could be messed up"

"I know Tanya but I think a more cultural blog would be a good change," replies Ira straight to camera "I am not sure there is that much in the field of getting messy we have not covered anyway"

"I am not sure that is right," says the still invisible Tanya.

"Really Tanya" says Ira "I think you need a more cultural pursuit too."

"I am not sure I agree" retorts the hidden Tanya "I love pushing pies in your face and making you a mess"

"I know Tanya and you are very good at it but I think we just repeat ourselves if we do more blogs of me getting messy. Would you not like to help me with some Pushkin poems?"

"I don't think so. We have had some very different messy things suggested we have not done to you yet!" states Tanya's voice.

"I am not sure that's right Tanya," says Ira still speaking to the camera. "Give me an example"

Tanya does not reply but a thick stream of baked beans falls into the top of the video frame and lands right on Ira's head! Ira wears an expression of shock but this is soon obscured by the wave of beans coming down her face. The deluge of beans swamps Ira hairdo and face before making thick dull orange streams down her white dress. The deluge goes on for some 15 seconds then stops; Ira is still for a moment more as the beans run down her, some pooling in her lap. Slowly Ira wipes her eyes and looks down at her messy state.

"Well, that's true we had not done anything quite like that and it is very messy but is there anything else that we have not tried that is different?"

"Well" says Tanya's voice "there is all those requests we had for slime to be poured over you"

"True, but the slime we made came out pail green and a bit lumpy" replies Ira.

"I'm think it would still be great mess," says Tanya

"Are you sure?" asks Ira.

There is no reply from Tanya but a thick stream of pail green slightly lumpy slime falls onto Ira's head, quickly covering it and running down her body. Unlike the beans a fair amount of the slime finds its way down the inside of Ira's dress. The slime and beans combine to make a very messy Ira; little of her dress is white anymore, there is a mixed pool of mess in her lap, her head and shoulders are under a thick coating of mess.

Slowly Ira wipes her eyes as the camera shot widens to include Tanya in her jeans and purple polo neck with a big grin still holding a large empty bucket!

Once Ira has cleared her eyes she turns to face Tanya and says "Hmmm you are right that is a different and very quick way to get messy Tanya.

"Yes a great suggestion!" Agrees Tanya. "But do you still prefer a pie in the face?"

"Well Tanya" says Ira grinning, "I think there is still something special about a pie in the face"

"Please do not worry" says Tanya "I have one here!" Tanya picks up a sponge base pie filled with Sour cream and topped with streaks of butterscotch sauce.

"Oh good" laughs Ira. Tanya pushes the pie in Ira's face, rubs it around and smears it up on to the top of her head. Once again Ira wipes her eyes clear of mess.

"Well it seems my break from mess is over! So I hope you enjoyed this and we will see you soon on the video blog. Goodbye!"

"Goodbye" adds Tanya with a wave.
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MrWetShirt:
6/11/19
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I would love to hear something about great Russian literature and art. Perhaps Ira could provide this after her next messy session, live from the shower (with her clothes on, of course). Imagine Ira running fast to catch a train. "Are you Rushin' ?" someone asks. " Yes, I'm from Moscow! " she calls back.
Chuck M:
4/23/20
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great story Irina...I love the banter between Ira and Tanya...it flows so well!! I love it that Ira takes the mess Tanya gives her well in stride!
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