We went out the other night, Shirley was going to do a deep mud video (her first), we'd found a pond that we've used on a few occasions, at this time of year it's full of thick sloppy mud rather than water.
Being a bit worried about getting dirty mud in her lady bits she decided to wear a shorty wetsuit beneath her chosen outfit, consisting of a T-shirt, dark blue jodhpurs and long rubber riding boots. She hadn't really thought it through fully though and after a few drinks we headed to the pond.
There was a foreign couple sat on a bench overlooking it, so we had to wait until they left, she waded into the mud and was headed for a deep patch when she became stuck, the suction threatened to pull her boots off and in her struggle the inside of the suit got a little wet, probably down to the few drinks earlier.
Just as she was freeing herself we heard voices, before she could do anything the couple from earlier re-appeared.they just stood on the embankment overlooking the pond and stared, they said something we couldn't understand, then walked away giggling. I suppose it isn't every day you see a woman in horse riding gear stood in the middle of a muddy pond with a man filming her on a mobile phone.
After she'd extracted herself we headed off into the forest for a bit of alfresco shagging, unfortunately it was a bit of a struggle to remove her boots and jodhpurs, and also the T-shirt, followed by pulling down the wetsuit. I'd just got the wetsuit off her shoulders and pulled it down to her knees, when I thought I heard a noise!
We were both pretty randy by now, so, with my wife on all fours and her large tits hanging in the breeze, I took her from behind, I was hammering away when I saw a red flash through the trees, a bloody jogger, fortunately she didn't see him or it would have been all over.
He disappeared into the trees, no doubt to see what he could see, and we carried on, it didn't take long before she came in her black bikini bottoms, followed soon after by me adding my own load.
She didn't want to put the wetsuit back on, so decided to roll it up and carry it, then she found her T-shirt had got wet and muddy, so that didn't go back on.
She ended up wearing just her boots and jodhpurs, with a black shawl covering her top half, but it was obvious to anyone that she was wearing nothing underneath it. We ran into a couple more people on the way back to the car, and attracted a few knowing looks, but what the hell, life's too short for worrying.