The video opens with the now familiar view of Ira's large kitchen. Ira steps into view wearing her tight thin cord finish black trousers and a black short sleeved top which has a low neckline making the top of her black bra just visible.

Ira waves at the camera in her coy way and says "Hello! Welcome to my third blog! Thank you all for the response to the last entry you were most generous and seem sure it was an improvement on my first which is good. Thank you too for the comments about my black dress and I am sure it will make another appearance on the blog with that many fans!"

"You all seem to enjoy me getting pies in the face but some of you wanted to know if I got messy any other way, some more suggested more ways to get messy! So I decided for my third blog I would try more than just a pie. I would try a cake and a jug of cream as well!"

"So let's see. Here is the cake" Ira points at a white square creamy cake some 30cm long each side. "I got it from a shop but it needs more cream I think." Ira takes a can of squirty cream and uses all of it to cover the top of the cake.

"Here is the cream" Ira picks up a large jug of cream with what must be at least two litres of pouring cream in it.

"And we have to make the pie!" Ira takes a sponge base and fills it up with sour cream. "Chocolate sauce topping this time" comments Ira spooning chocolate pudding over the pie's top. "Another of your suggestions!"

"I hope you like today's outfit as well, I like these trousers they fit me very well I think." Indeed Ira's fine cord trousers do hug her hips and thighs snugly.

"Well I thought about the order of today's mess and decided to start with the cake. I guess you will get a big clue what I am going to do with it when I put it on this stool!" Ira puts the cake on a simple stool.

"I have had quite a few suggestions that I sit in a pie or cake and once I saw this cake with its high cream mix I thought it would be great for that. I have wanted to mess up these trousers for a while too, so this seemed a good chance!" explains Ira.

"So if I stand on the far side of the stool with my back to you, you should get to see clearly" Ira stands the other side of the stool, her shapely bottom clear over the top of the cream staked cake. Ira runs her hands over the tight fabric of the back of her trousers and turns to look over her shoulder.

"Oi. It looks a very messy seat from here" giggles Ira. "Let's see!"

Slowly Ira sits down in the cake, the spray cream spreading out over her bottom and them more slowly the cake gets squashed and spreads. The cream and mess spread over Ira's trousers contrasting with the black fine cord.

"Oh yes that's messy" giggles Ira "it's soaking through my trousers well" Ira wriggles about in the cake spreading the mess further over herself.

"Ok let us see how messy my bottom is!" says Ira and she slowly stands back up. Ira's bottom and upper thighs are caked in white mess with lumps of sponge imbedded. Ira looks over her shoulder and sticks her behind out so she can see.

"Oh yes. That is a good mess" she states. "and it has come up between my thighs too! My trousers are as messy as I hoped! I hope you all enjoyed that with me!"

Ira turns back around and steps over to the counter top. "Well that was good!" Ira beams. "Another very popular suggestion to me from your emails is that I get mess poured down my top, so I have put on this nice black top which I hope you like and a black bra because I thought they would go well with the cream" Ira points at the jug of cream on the side. "This is two litres of simple pouring cream which I thought I would try for this."

Ira picks up the jug; grinning a little nervously "So I'm going to try and fill my bra up and then just generally down my front" Ira explains looking down at her clean top and bra. Ira is holding the jug in her right hand so she uses her left to pull open her top and left bra cup. After a moment's pause she slowly pours a thin stream of cream into her bra.

"Oooooh that's very wet and slimy!" squeals Ira increasing the rate of flow. Once her left bra cup overflowing Ira pulls open the right and fills this more quickly with cream. Then Ira just pours the cream down her cleavage and then down her front generally moving the stream back and forward. The large amount of cream turns her top a slimy white, then excess cream runs in dribbles down the outside of the front of her trousers!

Once the Jug is empty Ira looks down her front with a smile "That's another good mess, not sure if it's as good as my bottom though" Ira puts down the jug.

"But you cannot be really messy unless you have had a pie in the face! I have to tell you I really love getting a pie in my face and this one with the chocolate pudding looks a good one!" Ira picks up the pie she made at the beginning. "Looks great!" says Ira and she slaps the pie in her own face. Mess sprays out and Ira smears the pie up into her hair and rubs it around on top of her head completely messing up her hair! Streaks of white and brown are all over her face and hair. Ira drops the remains of the pie onto the stool and wipes her eyes.

"Well that was great! I love that pie. I am a real mess now!" Indeed Ira is very messy, her head and black outfit covered in mess.

Ira sits back down on the stool in the remains of the pie and cake and says. "Ok, well I hope you enjoyed this blog and I am just going to sit here and enjoy the mess for a bit before going to the shower. I hope to be back soon!" The video ends with the messy Ira sitting on the stool dripping cream.