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Tesla Elektra was visiting Arizona and decided she needed to see what the sploshing thing was all about. In this session she starts clad in a "Caution Slippery When Wet" bikini and thighigh fishnet stockings. With her curly hair in pigtails, she starts by dipping a toe in the cake... but moves directly into a reverse splits, smooshing the cake with her butt. Dropping her top, she begins applying frosting and sprinkles over her bountiful breasts. A whipped cream can is used to fill her panties as the frosting continues. Lots of sprinkles come are added in alongside some pudding wedgies, and manually applied marshmallow fluff. It's easy to see how excited she is about these textures. Going for some maximum shiny action, Tesla now gives herself a corn syrup shampoo and body rub. She shows some more flexibility moves and gives herself a couple more messy wedgies, but then while discussing a food fight she'd once had, she gets a few slightly sneaky pies to the face. Not wanting her bootie left out, she takes a few pies there too while twerking. Now that it's cupcake time, she decides her butt must only be hit with them while she's upside-down. A few inverted, followed by a few normal cupcake shots hit their mark, and we finish with the condensed milk facial! note: the focus was just a tiny bit soft for the first few minutes of this scene. Not much but just enough to notice. We will be shooting again this summer, and if you buy this scene, you will be automatically entitled to a 50% discount on that scene. Just DM me and I'll make a coupon for you.

Ritzy, dressed-up girls get super-soaked in fake cum in a fake glory hole. They end up getting covered head-first, and ruin their expensive clothes i...