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mudsoaked 9/17/25Flung mud at TexasBeau
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Lumberjack 9/17/25Commented on the video No White Trousers after Labor Day!, "They did you a favour there Splatters. The red actually improves those horrendous white trousers "
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theoldmanandthepie 9/17/25syntheticCommented on a forum photo: "fantastic set"
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theoldmanandthepie 9/17/25syntheticCommented on a forum photo: "Each lady in the queue is waiting her turn--in more ways than one; after all, each of them has a birthday, too!"
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Gurph Morlicks 9/17/25Commented on a photo: "She's got the works, gives you sweet taste . . ."
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theoldmanandthepie 9/17/25syntheticCommented on a forum photo: "Looking into the "future", I hope this means that each member of the queue gets hers when her birthday rolls around"
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Gurph Morlicks 9/17/25Commented on a photo: "Incredible helpless hands from Lane... incredible everything from Lane, truth be told!"
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michiganpie1 9/17/25Gave PuddingMan a big ol' hug while covered in pudding
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Gurph Morlicks 9/17/25Commented on a photo: "Maybe my favorite self-double-pie-splat ever! "
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michiganpie1 9/17/25Dunked bsmessybakery's head into a bucket of custard
michiganpie1 9/17/25Busted a lube-filled balloon over tsarmina's head
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Messygirl 9/17/25Uploaded 25 new pictures in a forum plug
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16parkvilla 9/17/25syntheticCommented on a forum photo: "Probably regretting wearing her new skirt, love the build of pie in her lap"
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megapies 9/17/25Commented on a forum photo: "Yes, just right! "
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Messygirl 9/17/25Uploaded 20 new pictures to her photo album, "Lane Sits On It"
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webeyammin 9/17/25Slimed messytradie over his head
webeyammin 9/17/25Pied TexasBeau in the face
webeyammin 9/17/25Dunked Jimjack
Messygirl 9/17/25Uploaded 19 new pictures to her photo album, "Butter Creamed Vicky"
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Samurai11 9/17/25Commented on a photo: "Love those so cute, and the stripy socks."
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Messygirl 9/17/25Uploaded 20 new pictures to her photo album, "Butter Creamed Vicky"
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quietman 9/17/25Commented on a forum photo: "Total snout fillage!"
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Messylita 9/17/25Threw cake at MessyWeeb's clean outfit
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Messy Irina 9/17/25syntheticCommented on a forum photo: "It's great there is a queue ready to give her more pies. What a birthday!"
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boychucker 9/17/25Is our new Wammer of the Day for Wednesday, September 17!
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Trixxi Muddy Messy Girl 9/17/25Uploaded 1 new picture to her photo album, "TsMuddyMessyGirl's Gallery"
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marley 9/17/25Commented on a photo: ""
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Musclestooge 9/17/25Uploaded 13 new pictures in a forum plug
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Cutiepied-production 9/17/25Added a new scene: "Klem 18 : Sweet Humiliation"
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TannerQS 9/17/25Added a new scene: "Skye Bound and Sunk in Bottomless Creamy Mud"
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PortCity Slophouse 9/17/25Added a new scene: "The Slophouse Interview Remastered"
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RevSlymsford 9/17/25Added a new scene: "Get It Right: Tables Turned! Bagheera Gets Epic Comeuppance"
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WETColours 9/17/25Added a new scene: "Lorenzo in the Shower with His New Shirt"
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MessyMegan 9/17/25Added a new scene: "Megan Punishes Robyn"
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MissT 9/17/25Added a new scene: "Jess in Pantyhose"
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Slime Genesis 9/17/25Added a new scene: "Marie Thinks Pies Are Stupid..."
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MessyGuys 9/17/25Added a new scene: "Long-Haired Twink Drenched in Multicolor Slime"
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Fufi33 9/16/25Commented on a photo: ""
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jpeter007 9/16/25Commented on the video Early Morning June Rain, Part One, "I'd love to be the guy pulling up in my truckget out in the middle of the rainstorm in my jeans, shirt and boots and join in on getting everything soaked."
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Trixxi Muddy Messy Girl 9/16/25Uploaded 6 new pictures to her photo album, "TsMuddyMessyGirl's Gallery"
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jpeter007 9/16/25Dumped a sloppy pie all over TexasBeau's head
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TheGreatSplatsby 9/16/25Commented on a photo: "Those feet!! Fantastic coverage too"
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Wet Orchid 9/16/25Uploaded 9 new pictures in a forum plug
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h361361 9/16/25syntheticUploaded 6 new pictures in a forum post
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h361361 9/16/25syntheticUploaded 5 new pictures in a forum post
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Nollvane 9/16/25Uploaded 1 new picture in a forum post
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Mary Agane 9/16/25Uploaded 4 new pictures to her photo album, "various"
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skirtpie 9/16/25syntheticUploaded 1 new picture in an edited forum post, "Another office birthday"
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megapies 9/16/25Commented on a photo: "Exquisite "
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skirtpie 9/16/25syntheticUploaded 5 new pictures in a forum post, "Another office birthday"
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megapies 9/16/25Commented on a photo: "Just magnificent "
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glad-to-pie-you 9/16/25Commented on a photo: "such a sexy position, great work!"
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megapies 9/16/25Commented on a photo: "Fantastic pie and pie- ing "
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Hairypieguy11 9/16/25Commented on a photo: "Aww, you poo thing!"
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balthazarlocksley 9/16/25Commented on a photo: "Wow!"
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Wam Bagheera Studio 9/16/25Uploaded 1 new picture to her photo album, "wambagheerastudio's Gallery"
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Wam Bagheera Studio 9/16/25Uploaded 1 new picture to her photo album, "wambagheerastudio's Gallery"
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Wam Bagheera Studio 9/16/25Uploaded 1 new picture to her photo album, "wambagheerastudio's Gallery"
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pablo242475 9/16/25Commented on a photo: "I dont think I could visit the Uk and not go to the bakery after seeing this <3"
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CreamPieBro 9/16/25Uploaded 1 new picture to his photo album, "CreamPieBro's Gallery"
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phantazia 9/16/25Commented on a photo: "May i top you off my lady?"
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Alex Sanchez 9/16/25Commented on a photo: "Beautiful"
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Alex Sanchez 9/16/25Commented on a photo: "I spank you with pies. "
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Alex Sanchez 9/16/25Commented on a photo: "perfect for sitting on cakes"
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jungleQSman 9/16/25Pulled KidQuicksand into the quicksand
vols4everus 9/16/25Hit the target to plunged MessyGirlPeyton into a dunk tank of mud
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CathyRendon 9/16/25Uploaded 1 new picture to their photo album, "Monday work ensemble heads to the bath!"
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Adidas, Diesel and Vans. And cum in the face and on brand new Jordans!
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skirtpie 9/16/25syntheticCommented on a photo: "Outstanding"
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CathyRendon 9/16/25Went swimming with phantazia, fully-clothed
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WetlookFashion 9/16/25Uploaded 7 new pictures in a forum plug
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wammer83 9/16/25Commented on a photo: "Are both these lovely ladies wearing pantyhose ?"
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Sleazoid44 9/16/25syntheticUploaded 11 new pictures in a forum post, "Pie in the Face Captions"
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Sleazoid44 9/16/25Commented on a forum photo: "I was amazed she'd wear that dress to the shoot."
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jungleQSman 9/16/25Commented on a photo: "happy cock in the qs pit!"
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PieATK999 9/16/25Uploaded 4 new pictures to his photo album, "2025.09.16 Messy Humiliation w/ Walter"
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YoyoFoxwell 9/16/25Commented on the video Slime Test, "that bottom camera angle... incredible"
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The Great Reinholdo 9/16/25Pied Kadence Marie on the butt
jungleQSman 9/16/25Pulled mudman2010 into the quicksand
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needtobemessy 9/16/25Commented on a photo: "nice bum"
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jungleQSman 9/16/25Pulled ScottSlopDad into the quicksand
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MessyLevis 9/16/25Commented on a forum photo: " "
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The Great Reinholdo 9/16/25Pied Madelief on the butt
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Luma Victoria 9/16/25Added a new video: "BTS: Painted and Masked, Fighting the Tape"
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Hairypieguy11 9/16/25Trampled over 100 pies, barefoot with WWYDave
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stillmuddy 9/16/25Commented on a photo: "Perfect pie splat , love it"
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stillmuddy 9/16/25Commented on a photo: "I love it when syrup is poured in to your undies"
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luvs2pie 9/16/25Poured thick ooze down JustJade's pants
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MessyBen 9/16/25Added a new video: "Bound, Helpless and Creamed"
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MBaerchen 9/16/25syntheticUploaded 4 new pictures in a forum post
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stillmuddy 9/16/25Added a new video: "Wet Slip Shower"
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megapies 9/16/25Commented on a photo: "Yes, yes, YEEEESSSSSS "
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muddyfeet 9/16/25Commented on the scene Custard Feet Sploshing, "I wish we had custard like this in the United States - anyways I'd love to lick your beautiful sexy feet clean and free of that Custard!"
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Jimjack 9/16/25Smooshed Hairypieguy11's face into a pie
CathyRendon 9/16/25Uploaded 2 new pictures to their photo album, "Monday work ensemble heads to the bath!"
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phantazia 9/16/25Commented on a photo: "i am sure someone would get you a new one <3"
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Hairypieguy11 9/16/25Picked a whipped cream fight with Jimjack
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phantazia 9/16/25Commented on a photo: "let it rage and feel totally fufilled "
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phantazia 9/16/25Commented on a photo: "you make all forms.s of wetness a beautiful thing."
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megapies 9/16/25Pulled SlimeCub into a wading pool of oatmeal
Jimjack 9/16/25Smooshed webeyammin's face into a pie
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Brandy faces her first "Human Garbage Disposal" with porridge (plain and coloured) and black beans too. She is challenged by our customer to embrace the disgusting savory / savoury mess and wank to a climax. Can she succeed? Watch and find out.
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