First and foremost: None of the pictures on my profile are me. They're all AI. I won't be sharing any real pictures of myself, nor will I share any personally identifiable information.

Before you send me a friend request, chat with me or send me a message. If I've never accepted or denied your friend request, it's because you've never talked to me. Also, I hate to have to say this, but I can almost guarantee I will not fulfill whatever kink you're trying to trick me into fulfilling. I won't dare you to do things, I won't do erotic roleplaying, and I won't continue a chat where it's obvious my side of the conversation is ignored. If all you want to talk about is my most recent WAM experience, our conversation is probably going to be really short. I'm not trying to be mean or anything, but that's just not what I'm here for.

To be honest, I'm losing interest in chatting with people here because it so often falls into one of the above issues. Also, I'm not so great at maintaining a conversation. I'm a pretty crap friend in general, being an introverted loner and all.

Now... about my WAM history:

Ever since I was little, I've loved swimming and playing in water, but I've always hated wearing swimsuits. Little kid me loved wearing dresses, the fancier, the better, because I was going to be a princess one day and princesses wear fancy dresses. If Cinderella and Belle never had to wear swimsuits, why should I? (Never mind that they never went swimming in their movies... I never saw them in swimsuits, so that meant that their parents never made them wear them!!) Now that I'm an adult with an adult life and responsibilities, my chances at meeting my Prince Charming at a royal ball are looking slimmer and slimmer, but I treasure any opportunity to dress up (and I still hate wearing swimsuits!). Being a perpetually single and painfully shy introvert, working in a factory, and spending my weekends playing d&d online from the comfort of my own home, I'm at risk of never even being invited to a royal ball. My closet weeps, but I'll struggle on.

I love traveling, camping, and hiking, which gives me an odd excuse to wear my fancy dresses: "photoshoots" with my photography-loving housemate in the safety of nature. She gets to tag along on my travels, gets unique pictures for her portfolio, and gets "voluntold" to help me carry my wardrobe out to our photoshoot destinations (or just scenic spots along the way).

While I absolutely love getting all dolled up, most of the time I'm just showering/swimming in my normal clothes. It's a great way to wind down after a stressful day at work, or as sort of a celebratory act, a reward for myself for making it through another social interaction without freaking out from anxiety... or to calm myself down after an anxiety attack. I just find water to be really relaxing, like its my happy place.

I tried getting messy a few times, but it just isn't for me. I love watching other people get messy, but all I actually do these days is get wet.