It's been about six months since Jim the cameraman last joined us (see the earlier story WAM Bang Thank you Cameraman). What an evening that was! We were both taken aback at how rampantly horny he was and how he wasted no time getting into our filth... |
It's been a little while but I've wanted to write about what would happen if Hudson and Jack met up again after their adventures at 'Gunk the Hunk'. This is a little different and doesn't follow the same gameshow format, but it's still a thoroughly m... |
Nancy was always asking Jeff if she looked fat , he always answered " of course not honey your not fat "even if he really though differently. Nancy and Jeff had been together for a few years now and over time Nancy had gained some weight 15 lbs or so... |
Lauren was ecstatic. She had managed to get hold of a ticket to her favourite Saturday night TV show, Laugh Out Loud Live, a light-hearted variety show known for its silly games, celebrity guests, and audience participation. At 28, Lauren was the pic... |
The construction worker left with a huff, not that Joseph and Jasper minded. The two brothers found the worker "ruining" the formal aura in their tailor business. Like what is his deal? They had been at this for weeks since the beginning of their con... |
Nikki is not having a good day.
It had all started off so well for the classy blonde as well. Having at long last secured tickets for the front row of her all-time favourite TV programme, the infamous wet and messy segment of a late night variety s... |
Emma was in her late 20's. An attractive blonde about 5'6' in height and still single. These days Emma was quite conservative in her dress sense at work aware of the knowing looks she received from male colleagues the day she wore one of her customar... |
1 I knew it was a mistake to date Brad. An even bigger mistake to make it a serious relationship, and a monumental disaster to make house with him. Sure, he was dazzling, the all American smile, the Florida drawl, the tan, and oh, that physique. Brash... |
Um', I said, my mind whirring for an answer. I must have elongated the um subconsciously into a long uuuuuuuuum without realising it. You could see the confusion at my reaction.
"Your browsing history...UMD... appears to be a password protected... |
[Story generated using NovelAI. Illustration by ImageFX]
Georgia hurried along the path, conscious that her office suit and high heels weren't really the best choice of clothes. But this was the only time Ian had been able to make, and the park was... |
"Thank you!" she cried, a malice hidden behind her sparkling eyes and beaming grin. It was not the bus driver that had bothered her, a docile elderly man with a penchant for friendliness, but the stresses of the day coalescing into a contorted ball o... |
Disclaimer #1: The characters in this story are 18 yrs of age
Disclaimer #2: Although the protagonists get covered in mud, getting covered in mud is not the focus of the story.
Disclaimer #3: I published the story here because I wanted to see ho... |
It takes me ages to write anything because I tend to make my stories long slow-burners. This is something a bit more quick and stupid. Let's see if people like it.
When Ria heard that her boyfriend Kyle had kissed a girl during a night out, her i... |
1 *SPLAT*
Matt Bomer took an entire pie to his cute face, gasping in shock (and pleasure) as the pie ran down his attire. He could not do anything against this action due to the fact he was tied to a chair, the rope tighten around his arms and legs wh... |
With apologies to Gene Kelly
Slogging Through the Mud
I'm slogging through the mud,
Just slogging through the mud,
What a glorious feeling,
I'm happy in-"sud".
I'm laughing with Joy.
I'm as free as a "bud"
The sun's in my heart, and I'm ready for m... |
Finally the weekend was here! I had finished up early, Julia my boss had kindly offered to let me leave at 3:00 PM instead of the usual 5:00 PM. I barely acknowledged her friendly' "Have a nice weekend!" as I made a dash for the parking lot. I texted... |
I went to the laundromat down the road from my apartment complex.
It was a cool fall day, perfect for wearing some kinky gear.
I was wearing hot pink rubber underpants, a black PVC long sleeved dress shirt, a red silk tie, black leather pants, blac... |
I'm Dreaming of a White Pi Day
(song: White Christmas)
(with apologies to Irving Berlin)
I'm dreaming of a white Pi Day
Just like the one I had last year,
With the cream pies smooshing
Into faces smiling
And goo dripping onto clothes
I'm dreaming o... |
The mirror reflected perfection. James adjusted his red silk braces, the fabric smooth and cool against his fingertips, and smirked at his reflection. The black tuxedo was impeccable, tailored to hug his frame with precision, but it was the redthat m... |
Aaron stepped closer to James, his smirk widening as he leaned in, his voice a low, velvet threat. "Beg for mercy, James. Humiliate yourself. Maybe I'll go easy on you."
James clenched his jaw, his pride flaring even as his heart raced. "Go to hell,... |
Simon wanted to remember to this day forever. He was marrying the love of his life, so who wouldn't? He stood there at the altar waiting for the his significant other to strode down the white carpet. But he was a bit nervous, having think of possible... |
I've written numerous What Would You Do tribute stories, envisioning a spinoff where a wilder version of the show somehow finds its way to late night TV. This is the latest installment, the full version of which you can find on my Patreon (patreon.co... |
The Unwinnable Bet 2
I could hear Meagan cheerily on her phone with her friends. "Yes, we were still on for tomorrow, no, no need to bring anything, it was all taken care of." I clawed at the silk rope, now sticky with whipped cream, finally looseni... |
The Mud Boat
(song: The Love Boat theme)
(with apologies to Paul Williams and Charlie Fox)
Mud Boat
Mud--it's creamy and deep
Come aboard, and the mud will seep
Mud, just water and dirt
Mix it up, it sticks onto you
The Mud Boat, soon will be making... |
(Story for an anonymous requestor)
Victoria smiled nervously as she stood behind her podium awaiting her opponent to appear. Usually, she had no fears appearing in public, even when semi-naked, but tonight was different as not only was appearing as... |
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