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Messy Threesomes Are More Fun
Story by Sque1ch1/30/25 1130 viewsmale+female, explicit
It's been about six months since Jim the cameraman last joined us (see the earlier story WAM Bang Thank you Cameraman). What an evening that was! We were both taken aback at how rampantly horny he was and how he wasted no time getting into our filth...
Gunk the Hunk: Visiting Jack's
Story by swimgunk2/1/25 869 viewsmale
It's been a little while but I've wanted to write about what would happen if Hudson and Jack met up again after their adventures at 'Gunk the Hunk'. This is a little different and doesn't follow the same gameshow format, but it's still a thoroughly m...
Humiliation Payback
Story by jpierce2/10/25 541 viewsmale+female
Nancy was always asking Jeff if she looked fat , he always answered " of course not honey your not fat "even if he really though differently. Nancy and Jeff had been together for a few years now and over time Nancy had gained some weight 15 lbs or so...
An unexpected trip into the mud for Lauren.
Story by Lauren192/14/25 751 viewsfemale
Lauren was ecstatic. She had managed to get hold of a ticket to her favourite Saturday night TV show, Laugh Out Loud Live, a light-hearted variety show known for its silly games, celebrity guests, and audience participation. At 28, Lauren was the pic...
The Cement Flood on Portobello Road
Story by SethJamba4/9/21 672 viewsmale
The construction worker left with a huff, not that Joseph and Jasper minded. The two brothers found the worker "ruining" the formal aura in their tailor business. Like what is his deal? They had been at this for weeks since the beginning of their con...
Nikki's Big Day Out (aka Anna's Messy Funhouse Adventure)
Story by messwriter2/23/25 2404 viewsfemale
Nikki is not having a good day. It had all started off so well for the classy blonde as well. Having at long last secured tickets for the front row of her all-time favourite TV programme, the infamous wet and messy segment of a late night variety s...
When Emma met Mark
Story by madmalc3/1/25 1310 viewsfemale
Emma was in her late 20's. An attractive blonde about 5'6' in height and still single. These days Emma was quite conservative in her dress sense at work aware of the knowing looks she received from male colleagues the day she wore one of her customar...
Pc gunge part 1
Story by glouc14/9/21 1096 viewsmale
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I knew it was a mistake to date Brad. An even bigger mistake to make it a serious relationship, and a monumental disaster to make house with him. Sure, he was dazzling, the all American smile, the Florida drawl, the tan, and oh, that physique. Brash...
pc Gunge part 2
Story by glouc14/9/21 924 viewsmale
Um', I said, my mind whirring for an answer. I must have elongated the um subconsciously into a long uuuuuuuuum without realising it. You could see the confusion at my reaction. "Your browsing history...UMD... appears to be a password protected...
The Favour
Story by uue4043/3/25 534 viewsmale+female, explicit, synthetic
[Story generated using NovelAI. Illustration by ImageFX] Georgia hurried along the path, conscious that her office suit and high heels weren't really the best choice of clothes. But this was the only time Ian had been able to make, and the park was...
Stress Relief SludgeStud
Story by SludgeSlut4/10/21 964 viewsmale+female
"Thank you!" she cried, a malice hidden behind her sparkling eyes and beaming grin. It was not the bus driver that had bothered her, a docile elderly man with a penchant for friendliness, but the stresses of the day coalescing into a contorted ball o...
The Date
Story by theoldmanandthepie3/6/25 509 viewsmale+female
Disclaimer #1: The characters in this story are 18 yrs of age Disclaimer #2: Although the protagonists get covered in mud, getting covered in mud is not the focus of the story. Disclaimer #3: I published the story here because I wanted to see ho...
The Haphazard Housekeeper
Story by Pie Punk3/7/25 895 viewsfemale, explicit
It takes me ages to write anything because I tend to make my stories long slow-burners. This is something a bit more quick and stupid. Let's see if people like it. When Ria heard that her boyfriend Kyle had kissed a girl during a night out, her i...
The Splatting of Matt
Story by SethJamba4/16/21 854 viewsmale
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*SPLAT* Matt Bomer took an entire pie to his cute face, gasping in shock (and pleasure) as the pie ran down his attire. He could not do anything against this action due to the fact he was tied to a chair, the rope tighten around his arms and legs wh...
Slogging Through the Mud
Story by theoldmanandthepie3/8/25 144 views
With apologies to Gene Kelly Slogging Through the Mud I'm slogging through the mud, Just slogging through the mud, What a glorious feeling, I'm happy in-"sud". I'm laughing with Joy. I'm as free as a "bud" The sun's in my heart, and I'm ready for m...
The Unwinnable Bet
Story by SkunkGuy20203/8/25 1114 viewsmale+female, explicit
Finally the weekend was here! I had finished up early, Julia my boss had kindly offered to let me leave at 3:00 PM instead of the usual 5:00 PM. I barely acknowledged her friendly' "Have a nice weekend!" as I made a dash for the parking lot. I texted...
Leather Pants, Cream Pied at the Laundromat by Complete Stra...
Story by ThePieBoy3/12/25 495 viewsmale+female, explicit
I went to the laundromat down the road from my apartment complex. It was a cool fall day, perfect for wearing some kinky gear. I was wearing hot pink rubber underpants, a black PVC long sleeved dress shirt, a red silk tie, black leather pants, blac...
I'm Dreaming of a White Pi Day
Story by theoldmanandthepie3/13/25 69 views
I'm Dreaming of a White Pi Day (song: White Christmas) (with apologies to Irving Berlin) I'm dreaming of a white Pi Day Just like the one I had last year, With the cream pies smooshing Into faces smiling And goo dripping onto clothes I'm dreaming o...
Red Tuxedo, Red Braces, Red Lessons chapter 1
Story by Shiny Tom3/15/25 294 viewsmale, explicit
The mirror reflected perfection. James adjusted his red silk braces, the fabric smooth and cool against his fingertips, and smirked at his reflection. The black tuxedo was impeccable, tailored to hug his frame with precision, but it was the redthat m...
Red Tuxedo, Red Braces, Red Lessons chapter 2
Story by Shiny Tom3/15/25 267 viewsmale, explicit
Aaron stepped closer to James, his smirk widening as he leaned in, his voice a low, velvet threat. "Beg for mercy, James. Humiliate yourself. Maybe I'll go easy on you." James clenched his jaw, his pride flaring even as his heart raced. "Go to hell,...
Creamy Couple
Story by SethJamba4/22/21 890 viewsmale
Simon wanted to remember to this day forever. He was marrying the love of his life, so who wouldn't? He stood there at the altar waiting for the his significant other to strode down the white carpet. But he was a bit nervous, having think of possible...
Preview: Jake and Lila's Story Begins--A Wwyd-themed tale
Story by hooliham3/18/25 1048 viewsmale+female
I've written numerous What Would You Do tribute stories, envisioning a spinoff where a wilder version of the show somehow finds its way to late night TV. This is the latest installment, the full version of which you can find on my Patreon (patreon.co...
The Unwinnable Bet 2
Story by SkunkGuy20203/25/25 941 viewsmale+female, explicit
The Unwinnable Bet 2 I could hear Meagan cheerily on her phone with her friends. "Yes, we were still on for tomorrow, no, no need to bring anything, it was all taken care of." I clawed at the silk rope, now sticky with whipped cream, finally looseni...
The Mud Boat
Story by theoldmanandthepie3/26/25 79 views
The Mud Boat (song: The Love Boat theme) (with apologies to Paul Williams and Charlie Fox) Mud Boat Mud--it's creamy and deep Come aboard, and the mud will seep Mud, just water and dirt Mix it up, it sticks onto you The Mud Boat, soon will be making...
Model Behaviour
Story by Deeppan93/26/25 3799 viewsmale+female
(Story for an anonymous requestor) Victoria smiled nervously as she stood behind her podium awaiting her opponent to appear. Usually, she had no fears appearing in public, even when semi-naked, but tonight was different as not only was appearing as...
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