Amber clapped her hands, gathering everyone's attention. "Alright, everyone, it's time to test those school smarts with a quiz! We're calling this round Messy Maths. You'll answer questions, and wrong answers mean mess--lots of it. But if you get the...

*Jingle* *Jingle* Connor opened the door for his two colleagues as they enter into the barber shop just as the owner turned to see three men enter his shop. Each were dressed in elegant attire. And the barber was glad they chose his place... And no...

Here you stand, backstage in the TV studio. This is the moment you've been dreaming of your entire life. Ever since childhood, you've wanted nothing more than to participate in a TV show where the loser gets covered in slime. The mere thought of that...

Jake followed the leather-clad Tony out of the tiny changing room, wearing only the tiniest PVC shorts he had seen. They, as instructed went down the corridor and into a large, almost empty room. As his feet curled from the cold wooden floor, he insp...

Hello fellow wet lookers. Here's another story from my younger days. I was in my early 20s and temporarily out of work. I saw an advertisement for a pool cleaning job & knew that for obvious reasons this would be a line of work that was right up...

A new story. Episode one, because it's rather lengthy. * I guess that my story begins on October 5th, the day of my twentieth birthday. My twin sister was at the same university, and so we decided to celebrate together. Neither of us were part...

Caught I was always very careful when getting messy as it was my little secret, my wife Maria often went out of town on business, I worked a full time job also and would take a sick day off for a messy session when she was gone. Maria had got her ri...

Aiden had met Harry on the first day of college and they had been firm friends ever since. Harry lived locally with his mum, his dad never having been in the picture, whilst Aiden had taken a room in a student hall as his family lived a couple of hou...

It's a birthday gift, I reminded myself as I stepped off the elevator and looked around for signage. I was looking for room 721. I went left and navigated about halfway down the geometric-patterned carpeted hallway. I had been a lurker for many year...

It's been about six months since Jim the cameraman last joined us (see the earlier story WAM Bang Thank you Cameraman). What an evening that was! We were both taken aback at how rampantly horny he was and how he wasted no time getting into our filth...

The construction worker left with a huff, not that Joseph and Jasper minded. The two brothers found the worker "ruining" the formal aura in their tailor business. Like what is his deal? They had been at this for weeks since the beginning of their con...

It's been a little while but I've wanted to write about what would happen if Hudson and Jack met up again after their adventures at 'Gunk the Hunk'. This is a little different and doesn't follow the same gameshow format, but it's still a thoroughly m...

Nancy was always asking Jeff if she looked fat , he always answered " of course not honey your not fat "even if he really though differently. Nancy and Jeff had been together for a few years now and over time Nancy had gained some weight 15 lbs or so...

Lauren was ecstatic. She had managed to get hold of a ticket to her favourite Saturday night TV show, Laugh Out Loud Live, a light-hearted variety show known for its silly games, celebrity guests, and audience participation. At 28, Lauren was the pic...

I knew it was a mistake to date Brad. An even bigger mistake to make it a serious relationship, and a monumental disaster to make house with him. Sure, he was dazzling, the all American smile, the Florida drawl, the tan, and oh, that physique. Brash...

Um', I said, my mind whirring for an answer. I must have elongated the um subconsciously into a long uuuuuuuuum without realising it. You could see the confusion at my reaction. "Your browsing history...UMD... appears to be a password protected...

Nikki is not having a good day. It had all started off so well for the classy blonde as well. Having at long last secured tickets for the front row of her all-time favourite TV programme, the infamous wet and messy segment of a late night variety s...

"Thank you!" she cried, a malice hidden behind her sparkling eyes and beaming grin. It was not the bus driver that had bothered her, a docile elderly man with a penchant for friendliness, but the stresses of the day coalescing into a contorted ball o...

Emma was in her late 20's. An attractive blonde about 5'6' in height and still single. These days Emma was quite conservative in her dress sense at work aware of the knowing looks she received from male colleagues the day she wore one of her customar...

[Story generated using NovelAI. Illustration by ImageFX] Georgia hurried along the path, conscious that her office suit and high heels weren't really the best choice of clothes. But this was the only time Ian had been able to make, and the park was...

*SPLAT* Matt Bomer took an entire pie to his cute face, gasping in shock (and pleasure) as the pie ran down his attire. He could not do anything against this action due to the fact he was tied to a chair, the rope tighten around his arms and legs wh...

Disclaimer #1: The characters in this story are 18 yrs of age Disclaimer #2: Although the protagonists get covered in mud, getting covered in mud is not the focus of the story. Disclaimer #3: I published the story here because I wanted to see ho...

It takes me ages to write anything because I tend to make my stories long slow-burners. This is something a bit more quick and stupid. Let's see if people like it. When Ria heard that her boyfriend Kyle had kissed a girl during a night out, her i...

With apologies to Gene Kelly Slogging Through the Mud I'm slogging through the mud, Just slogging through the mud, What a glorious feeling, I'm happy in-"sud". I'm laughing with Joy. I'm as free as a "bud" The sun's in my heart, and I'm ready for m...

Finally the weekend was here! I had finished up early, Julia my boss had kindly offered to let me leave at 3:00 PM instead of the usual 5:00 PM. I barely acknowledged her friendly' "Have a nice weekend!" as I made a dash for the parking lot. I texted...