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The Barbershop
Story by SethJamba
Posted 4/8/21     622 views
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*Jingle* *Jingle*

Connor opened the door for his two colleagues as they enter into the barber shop just as the owner turned to see three men enter his shop. Each were dressed in elegant attire. And the barber was glad they chose his place...

And not that rival of his. Said rival was slightly seething over the fact his company that both of them were competing for business, the latter more so than the former. But the opposing barber began secretly smirking as he had a little surprise for them. One that he hoped would allow him to gain more customers in his establishment rather than his rival.

Connor is a cute male with currently black dye hair and blue eyes. He is quite courteous. For the day, he had on a black-gray colored suit jacket and vest, a white button up shirt, a black tie, same colored slacks as his suit, gray otc socks, and black lace up dress shoes. His two colleagues are Grant and Hank.

Grant is a charming man with black hair and amber eyes. He was more dramatic of the trio, much to the other two's annoyance but they suppressed their opinion about it. He is currently sporting a grey tuxedo jacket with a black lapel while wearing a white tuxedo shirt, a black bow tie at the collar, grey slacks, black dress socks, and black loafers.

Hank is a handsome man with dirty blonde hair with blonde highlights and gray eyes. He too is courteous and respectful like Connor. For today, he is wearing a black suit jacket, black tie, white dress shirt, a watch for detail, black slacks, black dress socks, and black dress shoes.

The three men were on their way to a modeling project, so they wanted to look their best. And they heard this barbershop had good ratings. The three men entered and politely asked for their respective haircuts. Since there was one barber, they did not mind waiting for their turn since Connor went first.

The barber spent a decent fifteen minutes on Connor's hair and it came out perfect. Next was Grant, who also received a nice haircut in fifteen minutes. And then Hank finally got his turn, getting trimmed in the same exact minutes.

And the barber across the street was smirking evilly as he pushed a button.

The sprinklers in the barbershop with the models became to sprinkle chocolate from above and the four unsuspecting men. The chocolate coursed all over everyone, ruining the models' appearances and their hair. Splotches turned into stains while the floor was flooded in the rich candy, much to their dismay. The sprinkler system then broke, the chocolate now pouring out like a waterfall onto the three actors. Their newly trimmed haircuts were now gooey brown and their attire was immersed in the molten liquid like candy. The shower came to a stop eventually, but the damage to the three models and barber appearance was just dreadful.

Connor was dripping in chocolate. The substance had given his new haircut a brownish make over, mixing with his black dyed hair. The downpour had given his face a chocolate mask. His black-gray colored suit jacket and vest, white dress shirt, and black tie contained many stains that also seeped into his person. The chocolate covered his entire slacks and streaks of it went down to the gray dress socks and black dress shoes to the point they were brown.

Grant's fabulous appearance was tarnished form the downpour. The unexpected event had ruined his black hair's haircut, it being mixed like Connor's. Like before, chocolate splotches were noticeable with his face and exposed portions of his skin. The rich dessert stained his entire gray tuxedo jacket, the gray parts being more noticeable than the black lapels. The white tuxedo shirt and black bow tie, having endured the gunging, coursed with a rich brown coat. The gooey substance made its way down to his gray slacks and even made it to the point where it filled his black loafers, which were brown coated as well, and trashed his black dress socks from the inside.

Hank was soaking, his new haircut for his light blonde hair, now nothing more than a chocolate mess now. Brown goo was present on his face, the goo also along his black suit jacket. The white dress shirt and black tie had been stained to perfection, seeping through and through. Down his slacks, the same paste traveling along the clothing, all the way down to his black dress shoes with his black dress socks inside.

The barber had a fair share of brown chocolate coating on his appearance too. Connor and Hank were more shocked than angry. But Grant, being the more dramatic one of the trio, was overall angry. He began spouting demands about what just happened. The barber was just as equally shocked and said he knew nothing about the chocolate rain they just endured. After a brief few minutes of Grant throwing a tantrum about his chocolate "outfit," he left in a huff. Connor and Hank were more respectful with their departure, saying it's not his fault for the gunging, which the barber was glad about, and took their leave.

The barber just looked at his brown covered shop and just questioned how this happened. All while the opposing barbershop owner smirked evilly. Soon he could have that other shop off his "turf" and have business back to normal: with him on the top.
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