It was a little bit embarrassing having lost the first two games of the day. As I stood in the shower, taking off the gunge-soaked Christmas jumper, I felt the need to win the next game no matter what. I knew that if I lost the first four rounds, I w...

****Notes***** Thanks to a UMD member, who doesn't want to be named, who asked if I could write a story around his two favourite things, straight rugby players and gunge. Part one here, sets the scene of how a group of straight rugby players, end up...

Maybe this had been a bad idea, Sammy Khan reflected as he inched his past the rusted pipe whose deteriorating condition must have been responsible for its collapse. A pipe that served as the last obstacle he'd worked his way around in the last twent...

Hi everyone, This isn't a new story, it's been up a few sites but I think all off them are down now. As someone asked about it on rwamtext I though I'd reupload it. This was originally started for Br1ffles who then later (co)wrote some of the chapte...

It's been a little while since I've contributed any new stories, but I've got something new here... A bit of background, this has been lurking around my hard drive for a number of years, and I never knew how it'd be received. Now I guess the best thi...

After the break, the camera returned to Marcus centre stage, his bright, sparkly suit perfectly intact. "WELCOME BACK TO DON'T MESS AROUND WITH ME!" The audience cheered, awaiting what was about to happen. They all knew that any one of them could be...

"Earn a chance to win a tour of the famous Chocolate Factory, owned by Mr. Candyman himself!" Alvin, a handsome Caucasian teenage male with chestnut hair and brown eyes, was so excited when he found the ticket. Considering he loved to eat, it was no...

"Ro, sham, bo, sho!" Sisters Penny and Bonnie bellowed in unison at one another. "Oh yes! Scissors rule. Paper is for losers", exclaimed Penny excitedly, before adding "In you go!" A large grin, wider than that of the Cheshire cat, spread across...

Mud on the Water: A Messy Sequel "Hi Florita," I shouted to my Latino lover as I spotted her entering the carnival from across the concourse. I waived, heartily, in response to the almost frantic beckon from where she paid her entrance fee. Not...

Emma was in her late 20's. An attractive blonde about 5'6' in height and still single. These days Emma was quite conservative in her dress sense at work aware of the knowing looks she received from male colleagues the day she wore one of her customar...

As mention in my previous blog, my sister-in-law was invited to her friend's 30th birthday party. Her friend wanted to have a childrens based messy party involving pies and gunge. There were only 2 of them attending the party as the rest of their f...

Nemesis: Chapter 17 The next morning Mia was woken up by a loud knock on her bedroom door. Without waiting for a reply, Rosie sauntered in, carrying her laptop and a very wide grin. Mia, wearing just a white t-shirt and knickers, crawled out from...

Nemesis: Chapter 13 Mia had finally got her messy revenge over Lavender at Mike's barbecue. She'd also had the blissful pleasure of gunging Jessica twice recently too. Rosie, meanwhile, was sure to get horrifically gunged on the TV in a few weeks'...

I wanted to write a story about it would be like to be a model approached to appear on one of the many shows you see on UMD. This is the start of a small series I'm hoping to write and is purely fictional and not based off any particular site, but in...

This story directly references all four previous parts. You can find the links here: Part 1 (Introduction and The Gunk Hunk Quiz): https://umd.net/stories/gunk-the-hunk-introduction-and-the-gunk Part 2 (Avoid the Hudson, Hudson): https://umd.net/sto...

Despite my head and hair being spared from most of the white gunge in the last round, having the rest of my body fully immersed in it meant that this shower took longer than I expected. I kept glancing over to the pile of clothes I'd taken out from t...

This is the last part. I've marked it as coed as it is a story about a girl and a guy - but advanced warning that the messy part is on the guy. Friday: - Night Frozen pizza and straight on the beers as soon as he was home and Callum and Gregg were...

Nemesis: Chapter 6 Mia couldn't get the image of a meringue covered Jessica out of her head. Later that evening, she dreamed that she was peeling off Jessica's tight t-shirt and skirt. The friends, standing together in nothing but skimpy underwear...

Marcus, the quiz show host, came down the steps in the middle of the stage in his bright, sparkly suit. "Good evening everyone and welcome to 'Don't Mess Around With Me'!" The audience was cheering and clapping along to the theme tune. They had vol...

Nemesis: Chapter 29 "Now the second video requires some explaining which thankfully wasn't caught on camera. Four days after the first video was filmed, Emily, on a rebound from a recently failed relationship decided to flirt with Kyle. She knew t...

(Story requested by bobjim - I hope you like it) It had taken months of plotting to arrange for today's big event, but everything was going perfectly to plan for Rob. He'd been luckily that his cousin just happened to work as a researcher for the st...

It was Saturday morning TV on a warm April weekend. Emily Parker is sat alone watching cartoons such as the Racoons and her favourite TV show, Chucklevision. At the end of our viewing session she is enjoying watching magazine show, Live and Kicking f...

One year later, Ivanna and I, who by now had become the talk-about item all over town, received an invitation to have an "anniversary dinner and entertainment show" at the Marquis, all expenses paid. "Hey Ivanna," I said, as soon as the blonde-haire...

'WellTim Tim Timmy. I bet you are pretty proud of yourself.' Sapphire said as she draped her arm around the youthful fur beside her powerful and imposing mare form standing a good five hands taller than the young Jaguar beside her whose head barely c...

The Wammers Retreat. A work of fiction by Sally Forth. Started October / November 2011. Published Christmas 2011. A Happy Christmas Too All Wammers. The Pettigrews: Brian and Eve Pettigrew had been married for ten years. The...