We open on JACKIE and JEFF standing at center stage. JACKIE: So, have you heard about this whole viral baby cheese thing? JEFF: Viral baby cheese thing? I have no idea.... Before he can finish JACKIE slaps a slice of cheese onto JEFF'S forehead....

We open at the backstage breakfast buffet; DARON and NORM hold trays as they peruse the various food choices. DARON: So I suppose you're going to tell me I'm a big fraud and this whole "giving up being messy for Lent" thing is a giant ruse, right?...

We open on DARON and LAUREN walking down a hallway, talking. LAUREN: So, you're still going along with this whole Lent charade, huh? DARON: Charade? I haven't gotten messy in days! It may be a charade to you, to me, it's divine intervention,...

We open on DARON, backstage in a dressing room, her foot up on a table as she paints her toenails. JEFF enters and stands next to her. He's dressed only in a heart emblazoned baby diaper. The remnants of slime, pie, crust, cake batter and frosting...

We open at center stage; DARON stands confidently as JACKIE and AMANDA appear. AMANDA: Hey Daron, how's it going. DARON: Great, now! JACKIE: Now? Why now? DARON: It's Lent! AMANDA: Yeah, so? JACKIE: I think I see where this is goin...

We open on the cast sitting backstage talking amongst themselves. JACKIE walks in, looking worried. JACKIE: Hey guys, I'm glad you're all here, I...I have some news.... NICOLE: Oh no, the Beatles broke up, didn't they! I knew it was too good to la...