We open on JACKIE and JEFF standing at center stage.

JACKIE: So, have you heard about this whole viral baby cheese thing?

JEFF: Viral baby cheese thing? I have no idea....

Before he can finish JACKIE slaps a slice of cheese onto JEFF'S forehead. She then proceeds to slap slices onto each of his eyes and his mouth.

JACKIE: Yeah, supposedly these parents are flinging cheese slices onto their babies faces.

JACKIE admires her handiwork.

JACKIE: I dunno, doesn't seem that funny.

JACKIE looks to the side and finds a bucket filled with melted cheese. She picks it up and slams it onto JEFF'S head with a loud GLITCH! Cheese splatters everywhere.

JACKIE: Hmmm...much funnier! Great job Jeff!

JACKIE pats the top of the bucket still stuck on JEFF'S head as his body visibly deflates and we hear a muffled sigh from beneath the cheesy humiliation.

JEFF has removed the bucket of cheese from his head. The remains of the mess are visible all over his face, head and outfit.

JACKIE: I'm still not getting this whole cheese flinging viral thing. Where do people come up with this stuff. At least something like the ice bucket challenge had meaning behind it.

JEFF: You're not going to dump a bucket of cold water on me are you?

A stream of water falls from above and drenches JEFF. After it stops he spits a stream of water out.

JACKIE: The ice bucket challenge was all about raising money for a good cause! That I can get behind!

JACKIE looks JEFF over.

JACKIE: So does this mean you're donating to ALS research?

JEFF: I don't know, I.....

A torrent of green slime hits JEFF'S head with a loud SPLAT! After 10 seconds, JEFF looks up and takes the full brunt of slime to the face, opening and closing his mouth as the flow intensifies. After a full 2 minutes, the flow slows to a few droplets as JEFF lowers his head and looks straight ahead in humiliation, totally slimed and destroyed.

JACKIE: Gee, and you just got clean.

JACKIE looks out into the audience.

JACKIE: Screw ALS, please donate!

JEFF stands in a puddle of green slime, water and melted cheese that is dripping off his head, face and body. JACKIE is looking at her phone.

JACKIE: I never realized how many viral challenges were out there. Don't these kids have anything better to do? There's actually a Try Not to Laugh challenge! Its just kids doing stupid stuff while their friends try not to laugh. That's basically everyday in our writer's room!

As she's speaking, JEFF'S outfit is pulled off him, revealing a large diaper with XOXOXOXOX all over it. LAUREN comes on stage with a pink tutu and puts it on JEFF. AMANDA and DARON come out and sandwich JEFF with 2 large powder puffs. As JEFF struggles to open his eyes, NORM appears and slams a bowl of creamy oatmeal onto his head with a loud SPLUNCH! Finally, NICOLE appears and flings a bucket of glitter and confetti onto JEFF'S face and body. A beat goes by and JACKIE looks over at the humiliated figure of JEFF, wallowing in mess.

JACKIE: Jeff, that's really not that funny at all. Who's going to clean all of this up?

JEFF is at his wits end.

JEFF: I don't know Jackie, how about

A chunky stream of blue slime falls from above onto JEFF's head; he looks up into the falling blue stream, opening and closing his mouth as the slime cascades over his face for a full 5 minutes. It mercifully slows to a few drips as JEFF'S face, head and upper body are fully covered. He lowers his head as the slime stops and visibly deflates as he sighs, humiliated and defeated.

JACKIE: So. I guess you don't want to hear about the Eat It or Wear It challenge

FADE OUT

FADE IN

TITLE CARD: LATER THAT DAY

JACKIE is back stage, applying makeup. JEFF joins her.

JACKIE: Hey pal, how ya doing? Sorry about that whole mess, heh, with the viral challenges, guess it got a little out of hand.

JEFF: No problem Jackie, don't worry about it.

JACKIE: Really? Wow, you're taking this a lot better than I expected.

JEFF: Well, it was a blessing in disguise, really. It helped me to confirm that I don't suffer from Gastroparesis.

JACKIE: Gastroparesis?

JEFF: Oh, you've never heard of it. It's a condition that causes one's stomach muscles not to function properly. It affects your ability to eat, digest and absorb food. It's basically like having a paralyzed stomach, living with constant nausea, frequent vomiting, malnutrition. There's no known cure, and it currently affects about 5 million Americans.

JACKIE: That's really sad.

JEFF: It is. Luckily, there's a viral challenge to raise money for those affected by it.

JACKIE: Ohreally

JEFF: Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't notice it during your research. It's the Gastroparesis Pie Face Challenge.

JACKIE: Ah.

JEFF: All you have to do is pie yourself and money gets donated to G-PACT for a good cause. Easy, peasy.

JACKIE: Yeah, well. darn, I know it's nuts, but I don't seem to have any pies available, so.

Suddenly, the whole cast appears around JACKIE; they're all holding pies.

JEFF: Oh, we made sure to take care of that.

JACKIE (warily): Greeeeat

JEFF: Remember, it is for a good cause.

JACKIE lifts a finger to interject but before she can she's pie sandwiched by LAUREN and NORM. AMANDA flings a custard pie directly into her face, cream and crust exploding everywhere. NICOLE deposits a chocolate cream pie onto her chest. DARON grabs her by the elbow, standing her up. She places a large whipped cream pie on JACKIE'S seat, then shoves her back down, the cream splattering on impact. JEFF finishes off the onslaught with a large banana cream pie slammed onto the top of JACKIE'S head. Where once sat a curvaceous red headed beauty has been replaced with a mound of cream, crust and humiliation.

JEFF: Thanks everyone, G-PACT will be really grateful.

JEFF looks at the cream blob that was JACKIE.

JEFF: And thanks Jackie, you're always a such an inspiration to all of us. We couldn't have done it without you.

A muffled sigh is heard from beneath the mess as we.

FADE OUT