Let them Fly (Sung to the melody of "Let it Go" from "Frozen") (with apologies to Idina Menzel) The cream glows white on the paper plates Ready to do their thing A promise of much messiness All these pies that I should fling The pies are creating t...

Looking for WAM in all the Right Places (Song: "Looking for Love) (with apologies to Johnny Lee) I spent a lifetime looking for WAM Then I found UMD*, get me my cam Playing those WAM games, certain to win** And throwing those sweet pies and wamming...

The Sound of Splatter (with apologies to Simon and Garfunkel) Hello, des-sert, my old friend Ilve come to play with you again Because a pie that I was keeping Left its mark while I was sleeping And the torte that was planted on my face Still remains...

The Pie Fight Family (Sung to "The Addams Family" 60's TV show theme song) (with apologies to Vic Mizzy) Ba-da-ba-bum, snap, snap Ba-da-ba-bum, snap, snap Ba-da-ba-bum, Ba-da-ba-bum, Ba-da-ba-bum, snap, snap Ba-da-ba-bum, snap, snap Ba-da-ba-bum, s...

With apologies to Lerner and Loewe (Parodied Song--"I'm on my Way" from "Paint Your Wagon") I Will Throw my Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie Pie! Pie!! Gotta Dream Boy Gotta pie Choose a target And let it fly What is the filling I don't know How will it s...

With apologies to Gene Kelly Slogging Through the Mud I'm slogging through the mud, Just slogging through the mud, What a glorious feeling, I'm happy in-"sud". I'm laughing with Joy. I'm as free as a "bud" The sun's in my heart, and I'm ready for m...

Disclaimer--all of the characters in this story are over 18. The Pie Fight My wife and I were attending an annual party at my Boss' home. It was a formal affair. The men wore tuxedos. The women wore evening gowns. Most of the employees and thei...

Disclaimer #1: The characters in this story are 18 yrs of age Disclaimer #2: Although the protagonists get covered in mud, getting covered in mud is not the focus of the story. Disclaimer #3: I published the story here because I wanted to see ho...