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"Nicole is a star as she lies down and takes her wamming."
Nicole is a very cute model who looked like she was ready to just lie down and take her humiliating mess. Playfully she writhes in the goop post head wamming and by the end she's covered head to toe. I was shocked at how quickly she was covered and she refrained from wiping every few seconds, just letting the mess cover her and conservering her breath between pours. I highly recommend this one.
DrVenkman  11/16/24
"A maticulous covering from head to toe."
I was pleasantly surprised at how sensuous this video was. Complete coverage with just her beautiful eyes peaking through the black thick goo. This is a must for anyone who enjoys full coverage and a playful and sexy model.
DrVenkman  11/16/24
"This does not disappoint!"
Five stars is not enough for this video. It's already worth the price if you love mud, and love anything Jayce and Tannersqs have done, especially together, but this one is here to check off so many boxes for any number of things we all find hot in one way or another. From the perfect mud, to the shiny catsuit, to the toys and gags and general horniness, it's all here.

I know it's obviously just my opinion, but Jayce and Tannerqs: you two might have officially made the hottest, sexiest video on UMD right now, and that's hard to do.
rush2112  11/15/24
"Hot Yes Express"
Four beautiful, charismatic women, lots of laughter and a sense of competitiveness too--this is a great video. The girls getting down on their knees for the final forfeit was impossibly hot. If I was a wishing man I would've loved to see some ass or pussy pies... and the early self-pieing doesn't do a lot for me. But you can't take anything away from the scene, it's magnificent--hope this is the start of something incredible at Hot Mess Express! All aboard!
Toto97  11/13/24
"One of the Greatest WAM Scenes"
Super hot contestants, loads of mess, really fun format. Top tier WAM scene that looks like a great beginning to an excellent series. Especially liked Crystal and Kayla!
FalloutBort  11/13/24
"Knicker Filling"
Amazing video. Enjoyed the "Is there a Knicker Fetish" comment, after being asked to fill knickers.
PantyFilling  11/10/24
"Princess Brat gets pied, very sexy"
Princess never stops laughing and it's so infectious after she gets pied in that curvy arse of hers. The teasing before the pies are hot and such a lucky person who smashes the pies in her arse and face. Absolutely worth every penny.
xXx0074  11/8/24
"A novel video with clay instead of pies, the result is amazing!"
This was a video I was on the fence to buy since it came out, and I wish I had bought it years ago. This is an amazingly messy scene, with a very cute model having the time of her life. The idea of using clay instead of pie filling is brilliant, and the coverage in this video is stellar as a result. The model has fun, the producer gave us a banger of a video, and just one of the sexiest wam sessions caught on film imo. Definitely a great video if you like full coverage.
DrVenkman  11/7/24
"I want to swim with Gorgeous Naomi!"
Wow, Naomi! I'm a huge fan of nose-pinching and watching a beautiful woman submerging who is a little bit fearful of doing so; there's a relatably-human awkwardness and vulnerability in those moments which I find to be so sexy. It's cool to watch her overcome her fear, while it also triggers a sympathetic hormonal excitement in the viewer. Then, it's a thrill seeing her coming back up to the surface, seeing her breathe a sigh of relief, her perfect complexion gleaming in the sun. I love when she ditches the jacket, seeing her bare arms, bare shoulders, and the plunging neckline on the jumpsuit as she keeps tugging on the top of it like her breasts are about to tumble out of it. Oh My God! Mmmm... Wow... This is gorgeous. I wasn't compensated for this review, btw; I am specifically a big fan of all the Wet Look Fashion videos which feature gorgeous bipoc talent, and Naomi is stunning for sure!
MrBubblicious  11/6/24
"Beautiful women gets fully covered in chocolate, must see!"
It's a fantastic way to see Bagheera destroyed. Loved how Bobby gave no fcuks and just kept covering her in chocolate. A must watch for sure. Bagheera is covered head to toe and then made to roll in the chocolate, a most enjoyable scene.
fishtank  11/5/24
"Plenty of messy treats from Kacie!"
Sometimes you think you might like a scene based on the thumbnails, and then are blown away by the end product once you buy it. That's the way I felt about this one.

Kacie looks amazing starting off clean in her heels and PVC dress, perfectly topped off with a witches hat for Halloween. The mess starts small but grows, with particular highlights being the hat filling and custard.

But the scene is worth the money for the final minute alone. What an amazing gunging!
EnglishGent  11/4/24
"What's your pleasure sir?"
Really exciting scene, playing on the classic horror film Hellraiser, but whilst they are chains, gunge stands in for blood. The gunge used its incredibly thick and slops onto the model with audible plops. When the cenobite character turns up (a sort of sadist demon), she empties more buckets over the chained nude girl, and even fucks her with a black dildo on a stick. Thoroughly good gungings I will be buying your videos again would love to see catsuits worn in future videos and maybe some face sitting?
MistaOveralls  11/4/24
"She is my perfect squirter!"
When I read squirt? This is an instant buy for me. Of course I didn't regret it, because I generally enjoy your squirt jets and strong orgasms. This is a video for 10. Beautiful and authentic.
amanz23  10/31/24
"OH MY God, this is hot! I love this!"
As an Underwater Fetish Wet Look fan, I was late to discover this phenomenal Alana video, despite having been a huge Alana fan since forever! She is stunning in this video; I could literally watch her do this all day/every day, dumping buckets of this translucent green slime over her head, over and over and over. I love seeing Alana's sexy, wide-mouth gasp as this shiny green slime slides down her body, pulling her hair down with it, cascading over her bare shoulders and her translucent, cream-colored silk dress. Oh my God! Alana could release one of these videos every month for the rest of time--exactly like this--and I would buy it, gladly, always and forever. This is effin' fantastic. I wasn't compensated for this review, btw. I bought the video, loved it, and would buy it again and again, if I had to. Buy this video; you'll be really glad you did!
MrBubblicious  10/30/24
"Incredible smooth coverage, I can't recommend it enough"
Yet another 11/10 peanut butter scene from Jayce, she consistently has the best PB scenes in all of Wam. I think the top 3 scenes of all time are: 1-Jayce 120 Lbs. Peanut Butter Madness! W/orgasm

2-Brooklyns 1st Time Pb+nutella and the Fuck Machine!

3-The Perfect Pour-Over Make Out-in Bed-with Taylor!+pov

If you could Only buy three scenes, these are the ones to get.
pbnut  10/29/24
"Secretarial outfit gets destroyed including panties/stockings"
The title of this clip contains three of my favourite words, "splosh," "punishment," and "trashed," and the pretty model who's on the receiving is the unfortunate Patience Patience Clavelle, to give her her full name. Dressed in a delicious office outfit, Patience to cut the complex back story short ends up being messily destroyed at the hands of the wickedly chuckling Cherry and the gloating, impish Belle. Neither the outfit nor her make-up last long as the punishment gets underway, and the high point must surely be the moment when Belle and Cherry lift up Patience's skirt so show us her tight black knickers framed by her stockings and suspenders, and at the count of three they slam two creamy custard pies into her buttocks. The dress drops again perhaps just a tad too fast, but it does get lifted again for the mess to be inspected a second time. (There's surely scope here for another clip, in which Patience's lingerie is destroyed at greater length just a thought!) For anyone who enjoys a punishment scenario in an office context in which a secretary is comprehensively trashed by her colleagues, this clip is a must.
Oops  10/28/24
"Hot girl is embarrassed to be gunged in a diaper."
Ivy is such a hottest so seing her humiliated is exactly what she deserves. What better way to do that then stick her in thick nappy and gunge her! The gunge was very nice and the facial coverage excellent. Just imagine having to wear that in front of an audience and then get gunged! What a great sport! Not my first choice for gunge color but coverage and humiliation more than make up for it. Plus I mean look at Ivy, she is such a beauty.
Pie me gently  10/27/24
"Cheeky's messy body is sure to turn you on!"
Cheeky Luna is the Hot girl next door everyone fantasizes about! Now imagine her wearing thoshe hip hugging jeans around her beautiful ass and thine white cotton tank top around her beautiful double D breasts! Need more? What about seeing her covered in gunge making her pants hug her beautiful curves even more and that thin take top shrink around her awesome sexy breasts! Foot lovers also get to see Cheeky's beautiful bare feet 'n soles covered in gunge once she slips her shoes and socks off. Her pants cum off to reveal her very tasty pussy and gorgeous ass. Lastly her top cums off and gets thrown aside leaving you to see her beautiful body glistening in the gunge. If you make it till the end of this video with out masturbating you must be lacking labido, because I sure got an erection writing this review heheh.
muddyfeet  10/26/24
"Great coverage on a pretty model with focus on the hair and face."
This clip is exactly what I was looking for. Pretty model, full coverage, and a smile all the way through. Highly recommended if you like hair coverage, face or just a delightful model.
DrVenkman  10/18/24
"Great video with amazing coverage."
Video was superb. Model was fun and playful, and the coverage was amazing. Easily one of my top 5 favorite videos I've seen on here!
DrVenkman  10/18/24
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