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"What a magical place!
This is like a mecca I have not seen since the glory days of Rob's Lake Mead videos from the 90s. Combine that with with one of my favorite people on this planet and 36 minutes total of pure, creamy, muddy fun, and clean up.

This scene doesn't have a script, it's just Jayce uncut, and about 30 seconds of a clean outfit before she's just doing cannon balls, dives, and swimming in this amazing mud!

Big shout out to Tannerqs for finding this site, getting here out there, and filming this for the rest of us to enjoy!

PotatomanK   6/22/24
"Jessica's fun and sexy time getting messy
I loved Jessica's energy through out this entire scene. My favorite part of this is her reaction when she read the last card and laugh and begs to be slimed which is so hot. If you guys love seeing a hot girl having a good time getting messy. This is the scene for you.

Mudicon20   6/21/24
"An absolute masterpiece. Layla in her gooey lewd glory!
I bought this scene a long time ago, and I've come back to it many times. It's a masterpiece of beautiful, lewd, gooey fun. Layla is not shy at all, and I love the long shots of her sliding a glass dildo in and out of herself, churning the cherry pie and her juices into an intoxicating goo that slips out around the toy and oozes out of her pussy. Damn. And the sounds as she's fucking herself are perfect for lewd ASMR edging. Absolutely incredible. How did I never review this up until now?

WritesNaughtyReviews   6/21/24
"Wow!
Great clip! The bodysuit looks amazing dry and absolutely astonishing when wet. Camille has the most incredibly perfect physique for that suit and an astoundingly exquisite smile.

Viscocity   6/21/24
"Spoiler Warning (Tldr: Buy This!)
My first time watching this video was like this: about 5 minutes in, she's already in the deep end, and is about to fully submerge standing up. Watching Jayce, this gorgeous WAM legend, get so worked up and excited while slowly sinking up to her face in this stuff is already enough to drive any red-blooded mud/quicksand enjoyer absolutely crazy, but after she submerges and comes back up fully covered in this McFlurry-looking-ass mud, she says: "I think I just came... please tell me you came too!"

Like, Jayce, I'm trying to pace myself here and you're already making that extremely difficult as it is! lol Maybe it's not as much an issue for women, but guys got a cool-down period we gotta deal with!

Long story short, you're probably gonna need a cool-down after several moments in this video. Fortunately it's separated into two segments: one for segs and the other for playful (but still sexy) diving and acrobatics. It's a full package, but I warn you, it'll be hard to keep it in even after just the first 7 minutes :P

(I recommend watching this with headphones so you can enjoy the sound the mud backs, as well as Jayce's sounds, of course ;P)

MarioFan64   6/20/24
"Completely Covered Mess at its finest!
This is hands down one of the best scenes I've seen in a while and it's all because of how much amazing sweet mess is used and how much they are both into it. So much mess, they both get absolutely covered head to toe and you can see how turned on they both are by it. Also the commentary from Batter Babe makes it even hotter. I really appreciate the efforts to edit in multiple angles, know that must have been difficult, but it's appreciated and just gives you a full view of how absolutely messy they both get, especially Batter Babe.

Batter Babe is 100% in the running for best newcomer of 2024! I'm exited to see the next scenes from her and also MessyBadger, who really knows how to get completely messy!

PuddingMan   6/18/24
"Awesome video.
Awesome video Sarah, thank you for taking the idea I had and making the video, I loved the head bobbing while under that was awesome, head dunking videos are awesome but start to get boring if you just stick your head in and come out, twisting your head or bobbing while under makes an awesome video, thank you again for making the video your awesome. P.S. Make another one with a bigger bucket so you can get all of your hair in and white slime and do more bobbing while under and I will buy it too.

steadydog   6/18/24
"Messy, but a little dark.
This was a fun video- lots of mess, playful and fun. Only issue I had was the lighting was a little hard to see them, but the amount of mess and fun they had offset it for me. Invest in more lighting and it would be perfect.

messman12345678   6/17/24
"Perfect video from a perfect woman.
This is the best video of the hottest woman on this site.

I'm not making any money from this review.

Striyver   6/16/24
"Revenge for Ms. Patsy! Best video yet.
Ms. Patsy turms the tables on Peter, and gives him an extreme pieing and gunging... and she gets him good! Peter gets it with pies, and all types of sauces and creams, while Ms. Patsy has the biggest grin on her face as she destroys him, and loves doing it. Peter ends up a degraded, humiliated, and defeated piece of slop. The expressions on Ms. Patsys face are as fun to watch as it is to see Peters destroyed face and body. I'd love to see more of Peter getting it.

Allpiedup   6/16/24
"Flantastic fun with a splosh loving couple
It is great to see a genuine couple that have a love for WAM and it shows in this video. Patsy and her partner as police officers look absolutely amazing and for anyone, such as myself, that likes to see a woman humiliate a guy with pies and mess then this is for you.

The pies are gooey and stick really well and then there is all the savoury mess which just adds another element to his downfall. Patsy looks stunning as a Wpc, my word i would love her to put me in custard-y lol.

Amazing video and look forward to seeing more from you guys x.

pieguy_eastyorks   6/16/24
"The best sploshing clown on UMD
Really loving Patsy's work. To me she is like the new Clown Julie. The pies are amazing and all the mess is fantastic. Keep it coming Patsy x.

pieguy_eastyorks   6/16/24
"Disgusting gunge centred on the face and in the mouth...
This scene is great for those who like something a bit more extreme--Luna lies down facing up and has a really large amount of disgusting mess poured entirely on her face, and over her nose and in her mouth (I am told that she said it tasted absolutely awful). The fake mud is thick and gloopy, and doesn't pour that well, but the slime consistency is perfect.

The pictures don't do the scene justice. The mess goes on for a long time and the coverage is superb. Luna does an amazing job of enduring it! She lifts her head up at times and spits out the gunge when it is poured in her mouth (you can tell by Luna's actions that it is gross), but then lies right back down to take even more!

JSky   6/16/24
"Rose in a Sports Bra? Take my Money!
Holy Wowww! Rose in a sports bra? Take my money! I'm there! Fans of this cutie-pie will delight at seeing this much of her. What a beautiful gal! Jumping in off the side, with some nice underwater swimming moments and some nice topside surface-breaks when she comes up dripping wet, gasping for air. My God, I love that. All of that! Wow! I was not compensated for this review, btw. I'm purely compelled by a passion for Underwater Fetish content and the noteworthy talent out there who make dreams come true. This gal Rose is as dreamy as they come!

MrBubblicious   6/15/24
"Wow! This video put a Spell on Me!
For fans of Megan's early work, this full-frontal fantasy is a must-have. Super-sexy underwater romp with Megan and Ashley, a strap-on The only thing missing is You! I was not compensated for this review, btw. I'm compelled purely by my enthusiasm for this content and my desire to highlight some particularly noteworthy Underwater Fetish content that's truly in a league of its own.

MrBubblicious   6/15/24
"You need this Classic, Iconic Clip in your Collection!
This "sexy realtor" video is so iconic, I can't believe it's taken me this long to buy it and, man, I am so glad I did. Part 1 is mostly the exposition, with some wetlook in the end; part 2 is a full-frontal extravaganza and, oh my God, it's everything you could possibly hope for!

MrBubblicious   6/15/24
"Jessica Rocks
Jessica is awesome and I hope she comes back regularly for more. I'd love to see her work with Melody. Excellent pie hits on both her and the Wife.

Dr. Frankenslime   6/14/24
"Messy Spandex at its finest
There really was no better outfit to wear into the gunge tank than that pink catsuit. It clung to all her curves and looked even better when shining with gunge. An excellent scene with 2 great girls involved. For messy Lycra lovers its a must see.

latexspandex   6/14/24
"Tight and messy!
I was with Kitty when she did this shoot, it was great to watch live and its great to watch it over again. She was a little nervous but really such a great sport. Latex, Lycra, swimsuits and nude. A fantastic watch.

latexspandex   6/14/24
"What a great fully-clothed bath, beautiful.
This video is absolutely gorgeous.also. Love the look of your shirt I love the feeling how it feels like a second skin. You are a very beautiful lady. Would love to see you swimming in the clothes you are wearing in this video in a pool.

Harleywolf   6/12/24
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