Here she is, this stylish woman working the bottom of a night club: Janitor. This club is the hottest in town, so even the janitor has to be sexy. She's tasked to clean a clogged toilet, and right when the club is at capacity. She wants to keep her job, so she has to do the menial work of cleaning up someone else's mess; maybe dozens of other peoples' mess. She's careful, at first, trying to both stay clean and maintain her dignity. But after a she smells the mess, and feels it squishing between her fingers, she loses all control. Deep down, she's always had a fetish for brown, gloopy substances just like this. Her fetish manifests with a vengeance, forcing her into doing the unthinkable: cover herself in the filthiest mess in the world! She reaches into the toilet, knowing it's the dirties thing that almost no one would ever do, and smears her messy bounty on her body. There's no going back now; she's Going to cover herself from head to toe. She's immediately turned on, soiling herself in a stinky mess that would only end up in her complete humiliation. She knows she'll have to exit that bathroom, with hundreds seeing her. It only turns her on more! She can't stop. She's a complete sexual deviant! She pleasures herself on the deepest level, then leaves to face the world. Her humiliation is complete, and she still masturbates to the memory of being covered in both slop and humiliation. No one in her life will ever look at her the same again. [Admin note: Removed a phrase referencing actual excrement, which this scene implies does not actually include.]

Be under no illusions. This session is a very gentle introduction to the wonderful world of Melonie. There's no nudity, but the effect is very erotic indeed. Basically a playful contretemps with a male friend and the lady herself trying to answer some rather pointy questions. She's hopeless at her chosen subject, but that's OK. We find dear Mel dressed in some very exciting garb. Some tight, stretchy sportswear which hug her Rubenesque figure perfectly. The pies start to fly and our heroine has face, hair, breasts and bottom perfectly covered in fluffy shaving cream. I love the way she spent most of the set rubbing it gently over her skin. Best of all her pretty face and long raven hair are wickedly pied and there is lots creamy mess rubbed and piled up on top of her head. She looks beautiful! Grab yourself a copy soon, you will not be disappointed!

These gunge tank vote customs are brilliant, just how most wanted these to go back in the days of the show this custom parodies. Hope this continues.

Kat is gorgeously gunged with lovely thick slime, coating her hair, clothes and body. Great sport, smiling throughout--loved this scene!

Lottie couldn't have been more deserving of this absolute trashing. Loved the facial expressions whilst she was condescending to the host. Pure humiliation.

One of Alana's most recent pool videos created a sense of imperative in me to snatch up some of the pool projects she had done which have been on my list since forever, and "Snow Bunny 2" was one of those videos. I love these throwback "Glamour" vibes of wet look videos of years ago. There's an innocence, earnestness, and charm which is incredibly uncommon in the industry, watching someone who is not only comfortable in the water, strikingly pretty, with the perfect ratio of sexy exhibitionism, elegance, and "gee shucks" sincerity. "Snow Bunny 2" reminds me of some of the Tim Nanz Water Nymphs videos from back in the day (I'm talking about the videos with Karma, specifically, which blew my mind when I discovered them on YouTube 1,000 years ago.). It's this warm, friendly kind of sexy which is essentially extinct from the industry currently. I love these old school romantic vibes. Man, what a magical video. Especially if you're a fan of Alana and/or Sexy Wet Babes, you'll be really glad to have this unique video in your collection. Adorably sexy and sublime. I was not asked to do this by Sexy Wet Babes, nor was I compensated by anyone in any way. It just so happens that I'm wild about this content.

A fun scene with a variety of sweet and savoury mess. Penny's pacing is good for the most part and you're both fully trashed by the end of the scene with enough time to enjoy yourself at the end while still getting an eyefull of the lovely Penny. The savoury mess might not be for everyone--and if you just can't stand savoury in the slightest, this isn't for you--but it's a good taster if you've never tried it before and want to see what it's like before diving into a much more savoury experience. (Just be aware it will clog your drains more severely than regular sweetfood!) This scene was an earlier attempt by Jeremy to inject some variety into the format--it worked well at the time and is fun even after sploshing along for the second or third time since I bought it.

I love Alana's swimming pool content. I love watching her in the water. This one has a nice combination of stationary camera on the pool floor, looking up at Alana as she swims overhead. Alternately, you get a lot of Alana's great handheld stuff, which makes you feel close to her. There's a gazing-into-the-bathroom mirror quality in this video which is very sexy (There's literally some dressing-room changing footage as well, which feels very intimate.). I love the way that Alana and Sexy Wet Babes create a sense of intimacy without it being sleazy or porny, you know? This content is classy and has a soft, romantic sensibility. You could show this video to your wife or your partner to explain your attraction to this type of thing. There is so much more to our orientation than just Underwater Peril. There's this whole other vibey thing, which Alana does so well- and is one of a very select few talents or producers who clearly understands it. It's like a Mermaid/Siren enchantment thing, exemplary in videos like this. It's a whole mood, a vibe, and I'm here for it. I can't get enough of it! Btw, Sexy Wet Babes did not solicit this review. I was not compensated by anyone in any way. I just happen to really, really love this stuff.

Oh My God! I have been meaning to pick this video up since forever! Alana fans are going to love this video. It's got a lot of her formidable breath-holding skills and her gorgeous underwater posing. There's also a ton of Alana's topside hand-held close-ups, which I am a huge fan of, seeing her coming up all sleek and shiny, her beautiful hair slicked-back, big, wide-mouth gasping into the lens, her warm brown eyes and her perfect skin gleaming, radiating. What I think is so special about this is that it gives the video a girlfriend quality. There's an intimate feeling. It feels like you're seeing Alana watch you watch her, and she appears to like the way you look at her. I love that romantic vibe. That interaction with the camera contextualizes everything else in a way which feels really enchanting, seductive. I don't know of anyone else in the industry who so perfectly understands the nuance of attraction to this type of content, as most other producers are generating Underwater Peril content exclusively. There is this whole other realm of sensual provocation that Alana specializes in. She'll take your breath away in that bikini too. Wow! This video is gorgeous! Btw, Sexy Wet Babes did not solicit this review. I was not compensated by anyone in any way. I just happen to really, really love this stuff.

I have to say this was my first encounter with Jayce and her friends and I was Not disappointed. There was a gorgeous sense of cameraderie and friendship between friends and that made it all the sweeter. From the moment they all decided to take places and slide into the cakes it was like someone had been inside my mind and plucked out my deepest fantasy. Beautiful woman pushing their lingerie-clad bodies into giant cakes and letting the cream smush all over them almost rendered the rest of the scene obsolete! But I held on

There followed every fantasy imaginable. From the girls playfully handing out the deep cream pies and having fun pushing into each others faces in such a loving and sensual way. When the cake dried out a brilliant plan was conceived to pour in gallons of syrup into the mix rendering the bed of cakes a slimy brown pit of sweetness and slop. It is at this point the girls really do show each other what great and loving friends they really are. Writhing, touching and kissing in such a way gave a real sense of love for each other and their messy situation. I could go on, but don't get me started on the lovely young lady who was buried in cakes and pie. So erotic

Like I said this is my first. All the girls are lovely, but funily enough the young lady who most caught my eye kind of took a supporting roll in the endeavour. In some respects the notion of her being a messy apprentice to the more experienced of her friends was a massive turn on. In case you are wondering this is the lovely woman who started off in black bra and panties with the gorgeous, womanly hips. I didn't catch her name, but would like to see more of her for certain! Such a sweetheart.

My only gripes are ones that are particular to me. I'd have like to have seen the lingerie stay on for longer and have more shots of it getting trashed with the cake and syrup goo, but that is just me. Oh, and the girl with the child bearing assets being more in the foreground, but that's just me. If you have any suggestions of her name and where I can see more DO let me know.

If you are wavering then do grab a copy of the video as soon as you can. You Will Not be disappointed!

T x.

Oh yes, Vixen is a natural Wammer! You see that she had fun playing around in the mud. Nice clip: :-)

Lovely video, cant wait to see more. Miss Summers has a stunning figure that's very pleasing. Please show us more very soon (messy and clean)

One of the hottest videos that I've ever watched. Would love to see more of these race to orgasming videos!

Love this series. Super fun set-up and really hot guy! The wheel is a nice touch and he takes the mess well.

This episode was just as good as the first two, the blue team finally wins, and gets a messy victory. Lots of pies and slime was put to good use in all the challenges.

I really enjoy how pie oneer had a fun time getting slimed in this scene. The green slime had more coverage and she kept that fun smile as it was happening to her.

Punters!

You know when your in love when it happens, someone once said. Sage advice. Our very own "Jewel of the Americas" Bratty Shortcakes in a prompt, but timely excursion into the world of waking up. Two things worth pointing out before we start:

1. They told me it was a short one at just over four minutes. Believe you me you'll be cooked before you even get two minutes into the action.

2. Bratty wears very little makeup and still impresses right down to the very last drop. Any lady who looks just as great without makeup is a Goddess in my book. Swiftly to the action: We start off seeing 'ol sleepy head wake to a shower of cum from her very lucky partner. We know little about this man apart from his hands and excellent camera work. The way she rubs this all into her face and hair will have you done in seconds. Next, she fully wakes to fine three huge cream pies which are in bed with her. How did that happen? But you'll be glad it did! For most of us guys it usually take-away cartons!

These pies are liberally spread and rubbed over her modest, but shapely breasts covering her pretty camisole top which fits like a dream. She then slicks her raven locks with a good morning smile. There's a bonus self pieing on the backside and the sliky red panties are toast. Marmalade on mine please dear

But what's a girl to do? Personal hygiene, that's what. Knowing she risks smelling of stale dairy products for the rest of the day, she heads off to the shower and slicks and rubs all the creamy goodness from her hair and undies. If you can get past Bratty showering in a wet camisole without exploding then you have mashed potato for nuts.

So in summary. It is a compact little number, but Bratty shows excellent form, style and grace. She really is a class act!

We score it 234 out of 10.

As a huge fan of all of Alana's swimming pool projects, ever since forever, I pounced on this video the second I saw it was available. Sexy Wet Babes' "After Pool Party" blew me away! It reminds me of some of my favorite of Alana's early pool videos from back in the day and here's why: Alana's handheld solo projects have an intimacy about them that really makes it feel like you're with her in the pool, swimming around underwater, seeing her come up with her hair all slicked back, her wide-mouth gasping is astoundingly sexy. You lose yourself in her beautiful dark eyes and her long, raven hair, sleek and shiny. She's such a dreamgirl. Here's something else to think about: Alana created Sexy Wet Babes, and it's clear that she understands what underwater fetish content is about. It's not just drowning fantasies, etc." but an entire realm of these softer, more sensual provocations: Watching beautiful Alana on her back gasping at the surface of the water as her hair fans out around her, seeing her take a breath and submerge, blowing bubbles out of her nose while you're caught in the intensity of her gaze seeing her come up again, wide-mouth gasping as she looks you right in the eye It's arresting, and really, really, Really Hot! One of the things I particularly respond to in Alana's handheld videos is that it almost always feels like you're less than arm's length away from her. You can practically feel her pressed up against you and that is exciting as hell. It's so sexy and sensual and--Oh my God--Buy This Video Right Now! (This review is unsolicited, btw. I was not compensated in any way. I'm all about Sexy Wet Babes. Swb and Wet Look Fashion are my two favorite producers on Umd.net. I'm genuinely wild about this stuff.)

I had been meaning to buy Sexy Wet Babes' "Alice Fri-nally Underwater," ever since forever. Alice is beautiful to watch in the water. She has a strikingly pretty, youthful look, a bit like Jenna Ortega/Wednesday Addams, like someone you'd see out in the world who would stop you in your tracks: a cashier, a waitress, or some adorable vegan baker on Instagram You become enchanted by her in this split-second encounter and your mind takes her to a place with a pool, in the sun This video brings her exactly where you'd want to take her, in your fantasy. "Alice Fri-nally Underwater" is exactly what you want it to be, based on the description. I knew from the description to expect to see her nips peeking through her white T-shirt, and this video really places that front-and-center--not to mention her continual lifting of her shirt. Ta-Da! "Fri-nally Underwater" is a full-on celebration of Alice's nipples, actually, and I'm ecstatic about it! Plus, you get bonus content in this video, seeing Alana with Alice, shooting the video in a behind-the-scenes type of way, seeing both the footage Alana shot as well as footage of her shooting it. I'm a former film-school guy myself, and I love seeing the passion, joy, and creativity that goes into these projects as a celebration of people who actually understand what aquaphilia is about. It's not just about drowning fantasies, etc." but there's this whole other realm of softer, more sensual provocation--and I'm here for it! I stan! I'm a full-on stan-fan, man! I love this stuff. (This review is unsolicited, btw. I was not compensated for this review. I'm all about Sexy Wet Babes. Swb and Wet Look Fashion are my two favorite producers on Umd.net. I'm genuinely wild about this stuff.)

Very playful video in which Sooty is explaining how she prepares the perfect pie, when she is rudely gunged, with very thick green sludge. I love that she's wearing glasses and it looks great glooping all over her wincing face as she struggles to continue presenting under the slime. She comically sits there and lets the slop fall in large dollops. More gungings follow and she also makes use of the pie, but then we. see her knelt over a bucket full of second-hand mess. She proceeds to give us some very thick head-dunkings! And finally, she gets a bucket poured directly onto her face!

A very good value-for-money video--some of the gungings were filmed from multiple angles, but instead of cutting between the two angles, the video has been edited in such a way where you have to watch the same gunging again from the second angle. I think cutting between the two angles would have made the video more exciting and kept the flow going nicely, definitely try this in future if you're shooting with multiple cameras.