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Written by actual UMD customers
"Hot!"
One of my fav girls on this site... she is so cute. Always gets my cum flowing. Love her boobs and any chance to see her fill her knickers is a must. 5 star messiness.
Muckyade01  6/8/24
"Amazing pies, pics don't fully convey the rad pie coverage"
What happens? Pretty straightforward. Bagheera interviews Laura who is very sexy and likable with a delightful sense of humor. The first couple of pies are fine, acceptable coverage. But then Laura pies herself with the third pie and she does it like a mf boss completely covering her face with thick gooey cream. After that it's pie after pie with just awesome facial coverage. Laura is laughing a good bit which I find to be a total turn-on. She's then green, purple, and banana yellow slimed.

It's worth the price just for that fearsomely dope pie Laura gives herself. The highlight to me is at one point after a particularly exquisite total-coverage cream pie Laura just freezes and does a slow burn looking straight ahead, her face and head just a huge blob of cream. Eventually she starts laughing and then wipes her eyes.

Fantastic video.
Mac Magstithe  6/7/24
"Natalie's Head-to-Toe Wet Look"
Love that Natalie! So pretty, so smiley, such a joy to watch onscreen. This full-coverage outfit is a blast for wet look fanatics and, as always, I love seeing Natalie's natural curly hair in the water. Beautiful! These Natalie videos are so inviting. I had a summer of jumping in pools with all my clothes on. Natalie is making me want to do that again. What a cutie-pie! P.S. WetlookFashion did not put me up to this, btw. I'm not being compensated for this review in any way.
MrBubblicious  6/7/24
"Come in and Play with this Pretty Gal!"
Man, this charms me like crazy. Love that Rose, of course, and her super-sexy outfit. I love her more 'au natural' makeup in this one, and her hairstyle really shows much more of her face than distracting from it. Super-pretty gal. There some great underwater swimming in this one, as well as Rose being particularly cutesy adorable, and making those sexy gaspy sounds I love so much every time she comes up for air. Beach ball is a nice touch. Who wouldn't want to play with the beach ball with this great gal? P.S. WetlookFashion did not put me up to this, nor am I being compensated for this review in any way.
MrBubblicious  6/7/24
"Omg, Rose is dreamy!"
I love these Rose videos. She is such a beautiful, adorable woman. I love watching her hold her nose and jump in off the side, and all the gaspy, breathy sounds she makes; there's a sexy vocality even in just the sounds of her breathing, echoing in that big room. These WetlookFashion videos with Rose have a whole sensory *thing* happening that is quietly sensual. I love this stuff. P.S. WetlookFashion did not put me up to this, nor am I being compensated in any way.
MrBubblicious  6/7/24
"Total Destruction of Ms. Patsy!"
This is Ms. Patsy's most extreme gunging so far. She is totally destroyed in this one, getting all types of nasty condiments poured all over her head. At the end, Ms. Patsy is a humiliated, gross pile of stinky slop.
Allpiedup  6/7/24
"A beautiful guy wallowing naked in thick, black mud."
My god. I've only got to part three, and can already say this is one of the most erotic mud clips I've ever seen! A beautiful, naked body blissfully wallowing in gorgeous, jet black mud. Incredible. I was wide- eyed with amazement. And so well priced.
mudsprite  6/6/24
"Delicious. Bleck that clings lovingly to a sexy lady's body"
Just me gushing over how her sexy body sinks gradually and beautifully into that bleck. It is just amazing, an interesting study of non-Newtonian fluid dynamics. I love how chunks of the bleck seemingly cling lovingly to her legs, and I also like how her skin gets coated by the watery slime of the bleck.
SlimeMonster  6/3/24
"The Perfect Pair Do It Again! Wet and Messy Heaven."
Once again gunge-master Emoguy has the perfect partner in Broketime 69 who is peacefully sleeping. That is until Emoguy wakes up and thinks his buddy should be woken up with a bucket of sloppy liquid, which has the desired effect. Obviously hoping for retaliation, Emo becomes the object of his friend's response; and as expected the gunge becomes liberally poured over both of them. Aroused and intimately connected while pouring and spreading the mess all over one another, eventual nakedness results in Emoguy's inevitable climax. You Have to buy this video!
DirtyNudist  6/2/24
"Setting the new standard"
Yep... setting the new standard for amateur hair wamming. The slime was the perfect consistency. The BJ scene, as the gloop engulfs her entire head... wowzerfuckin'rooney.
Loobydoo  5/30/24
"Super sexy"
Super sexy video love it to bit and it amazing all over start to end. Love it.
spacewam  5/29/24
"WAM hair queen"
Another favourite. Kat is dominating the WAM hair scene at the moment, and deservedly so. Kat, you're a legend.
Loobydoo  5/29/24
"That hair has oodles of potential"
Uh-oh... this is amazing... a potential new favourite model, if the content keeps coming! Smile, cheeky; jugs, whopping; hair, absolutely immaculate...!
Loobydoo  5/29/24
"Sticky madness"
Absolutely amazing. I would love to join in a messy footsie, then place our feet on some poor guys face or at least dick haha. If there were any pics taken during this, I bet they look marvellous. More sole shots would be better because what's waiting for you at the end of the video is just superb.
WickedViky  5/28/24
"Blue Swimsuit Gunging"
I love all of Luna's swimsuit vids! Luna makes all our dreams come true! This vid is no exception! This classic blue swimsuit looks just perfect for some fun under the Gungetank! Thanks, Luna! I hope that your swimsuit came clean afterwards! Peter.
MrWetShirt  5/25/24
"Very hottt"
What a very hot vid from a very sexy lady. In all white gym gear she covers her sexy body in lovely mess! And finishes herself all nude!
Knickerfilling  5/22/24
"Just because she didn't cum doesn't mean you won't"
If you like the idea of creamy cum-looking yogurt slowly dripping down Violet's naked body, then look no further. The pleasure Violet exhibited was so pure and raw, and it made it tough to get through without, well... you know.
PickledPig  5/21/24
"Violet's vault delivers again."
Violet's vault never fails to deliver. I especially loved how she remained (partially) clothed throughout while squirming around on the floor. Although not the messiest she's been, Violet is overtaken with pleasure as she builds and builds. A bonus for me was the yogurt and drool dripping down her face in the first part.
PickledPig  5/21/24
"Pied, creamed, and finger caked"
Patsy plays a sweet maid who works for pies, only she gets the pies in ways she didn't expect. She's pied several times (the pies get creamier each time she gets it). After that, she has her head creamed, and finger cakes are stuck in her mouth. As always, she is a mess at the end.
Allpiedup  5/20/24
"The perfect clown"
Patsy is great in this video. She's animated, and her facial expressions are perfect. She takes several sloppy pies to her face, (and these pies are really sloppy). After her face is all pied up, she is finished off with a hat full of custard over her head. I watched it several times, and love it more each time.
Allpiedup  5/20/24
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