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"Trashed and humiliated!"
In this video, Patsy gets the ultimate humilation, and ends up as a defeated pile of slop. The facial expressions are great. It starts off with a gooey pie smashed in Patsys clown-painted face, with a great reaction. This is followed by the slow destruction, with more pies smashed in her face, and globs of ketchup, gravy, and cream poured over her head and face. She also gets a hot dog, roll, and celery stalk shoved in her mouth, along with tomatoes on her eyes. Patsy looks amazing in her clown face, black wig, and outfit, before she is covered with all the mess. Anyone who likes seeing a messy clown will love this.
Allpiedup  5/20/24
"A great pied clown"
I love this one. Lots of creamy pies are smashed into Patsys clown face, and her expressions are hilarious. She plays the perfect clown. I love the outfit and make-up. She takes all the pies, despite shaking her head "no" before getting it. In the end, Patsy looks and acts like a defeated clown. This is a good one.
Allpiedup  5/20/24
"Top pies and Patsy gets saucy."
Another great scene from Patsy. This has some super pie hits, and the thick flour paste pies, gloop down her face. Then the topping, an assortment of stinky savoury sauces poured over her head, resulting an almighty trashing. For silent clown slapstick this is superb and well worth it. The facial expressions are great and like Patsy covered in all that savoury gloop, you'll relish this scene.
LeRex  5/20/24
"Get Up Close and Personal with this Super Sexy Girl!"
I love a sexy surface-break, and I'm wild about how many times Rose comes up from underwater right in front of the camera, seeing the sheen on her face, gleaming, the brightness of her eyes and her smile, the sound of her breathing/the sound of her voice, her laugh. This video feels so sexy, so intimate because of the camera's close proximity with this radiant talent.
MrBubblicious  5/20/24
"Never upset a pastry chef when there's pies around!"
For me, this is one of the best clips I have bought this year. A fantastic scene and a great set up in the classic slapstick style were one beautiful lady gets pied senseless by another!

Great acting from Bagheera and Taina with a teasing build up. Bagheera plays the stooge so well with amazing reactions and comments. She can't believe what Taina is doing to her in front of all her guests and is so shocked she takes pie after pie and seems to become resigned to her messy fate.

Taina completes the humiliation by paying slow and deliberate attention to Bagheera's panties. As Bagheera stands there squirming, it is clear Taina has thoroughly enjoyed herself and delights in Bagheera's messy embarrassment.

But Taina shouldn't look too smug as I have a feeling Bagheera will be seeking her revenge!
PiePiskie  5/20/24
"Michelle gets the full works treatment and humiliation"
A great addition to the Rev's office treatment series especially if you like one of the ladies staying clean. And, oh boy, does Mia stay clean! She turns staying immaculate into a tease and there are some great contrast shots. This increases the messy humiliation for Michelle who is slowly trashed head to foot and really gets the full messy office works!

Michelle acts her role as the treatment victim so well with some great expressions and comments. Loved the way Michelle was set up by Mia in the opening scene.

Excellent clip, thanks Rev.
PiePiskie  5/20/24
"Wow Wow Wow! Unquestionably the hottest Rose video yet!"
I've been loving these Rose wet look videos. She is such a strikingly beautiful talent, and an endlessly enchanting woman. As compared to Rose's other videos, this video raises the bar for a bunch of reasons: I love seeing Rose's natural hair like this, and hearing her super-sexy, kind of raspy voice. This video has a lot of notably sexy vocal sounds and sounds of her breathing. There are a couple super-sexy breathy/gaspy moments, including one when she pops up pretty close to the camera after having been submerged. It's unquestionably the hottest Rose video yet, Imo, because of stuff like that. There's also notably some great underwater swimming and posing, some great puffy cheeks and nose-pinching also: all that aquaphile stuff I love so much. She looks unbelievable in that dress too: Sexy, swanky, and sophisticated. I really hope to see more of these great Rose videos. She's really something special, and her skill and comfort-level doing this seems to have increased enormously. I could watch her do this all day/every day. Just Wow! Stunning!
MrBubblicious  5/19/24
"2 Nursing fun!"
2 Nursing having too much fun and love it so much what ele do need in life!
spacewam  5/18/24
"Amazing fun for newbie"
Amazing fun for newbie enjoy getting messy and love it so much. so simple but so great in many ways love it.
spacewam  5/18/24
"Amazing Fun Amazing Birthday Video"
Amazing Fun Amazing Birthday Video for an Amazing Person. What a way to celebrate your birthday like this!
spacewam  5/17/24
"Hot"
Wow this is amazing. Two very hot guys doing exactly what I'd love to do in a mud pit like that.
Minion12  5/16/24
"Super Sexy Nude Bathtub Breath Holding"
I'm so happy to have found this video, after having bought a much lower-resolution copy years ago on Clips4Sale. It's really straightforward bathtub breath holding video, Megan is fully nude. Super sexy, non-peril. Megan Jones is iconic. She belongs in the UW Fetish Hall of Fame to be sure.
MrBubblicious  5/16/24
"Big Boob Battle Royale!"
This video is a blast! I'm loving Megan Jones' early Wamtec stuff lately. I've long been a fan of her UW Fetish content with Mmp, Ginary's projects, and Megan's own content (the official meganjones.com), but there's a boisterous, rowdy, fun spirit in her early content like this which is an absolute blast- and Super sexy, obviously! This video rocketed up to my short-list of favorite swimming pool catfight videos ever!
MrBubblicious  5/16/24
"Worth every pennt"
I had high expectations with this I must say they were were exceeded Bri Natalia look gorgeous as ever the mess that ensues between these 2 lovely ladies is brilliant what can I say but worth every penny then some I'd say if you like pies, gunge 2 smoking hot woman this is for you.
Pieman Si  5/14/24
"I Love Natalie; she looks awesome in this outfit too!"
Love that Natalie! I love her smiley, playful vibe and her natural hair. I love seeing her submerge and come up with her cheeks puffed out, her hair spilling onto her shoulders. Natalie reminds me of a friend of mine from years ago who I had a major crush on; there's a likable authenticity she has which is captivating, charismatic. You'll want to dive in the pool with Natalie, to bask in the sun with this fun, enchanting gal. I sure do! P.S. I'm not being compensated in any way for this review.
MrBubblicious  5/10/24
"You'll Love this dreamy, adorable girl!"
Omg, what a cutie-pie! This is my second Rose video I bought (I love the Denim Jacket one too). One look at this girl and you've got a crush on her. One smile and you'll lose your Mind! I love seeing her hold her nose and go underwater, come up with her hair in her eyes. She's relentlessly adorable: Such a dreamy, dreamy girl. You'll want to dive and and scoop her out of the water and carry her off into the sunset. Wonderful!

P.S. I'm not being compensated for this review in any way.
MrBubblicious  5/10/24
"Bagheera's messy debut in the wrestling ring"
First let's get this out of the way. I am not being compensated in any way for this review. I usually forget to put that in. Lol!

This was the second part of a double-hitter that Bagheera did for me. The first part was Let's See How Messy We Can Get You! Bagheera Totally Trashed" which I just did a review for. In this part, "Bagheera's Messy Wrestling DebutBagheera's Messy Wrestling Debut" Bagheera and Taina wrestle in the chocolate muck that was left over from the previous scene. Talk about getting double bang for your buck, Ha!

Bagheera and Taina wind up in the messy "muck pit" and go round and round. Though we don't get to see Bagheera's messy boobs, Taina does wind up topless in all that chocolate. HA! You must buy this video if no other one.
vols4everus  5/9/24
"Bagheera + chocolate = A Messy Delight"
This was the first of a double messy spectacular by Bagheera using chocolate to amuse me. Lol! I asked if she would be getting in the wrestling ring with any of her girls and she agreed to it. We got all the chocolate, and it was used in this video, first, for my story, and then the leftover chocolate was used for Bagheera's wrestling scene with Taina. I love the concept of a messy gameshow using the card game "Hi/Low" In this video Bagheera lost and had to take multiple pies (somewhere around 24) and then take big bowls of other chocolate over her head as a further punishment. She was amazing. I only wish her dress had fallen all the way down an we could have seen those amazing boobs of hers. HA!
vols4everus  5/9/24
"Boy, girl, mess. I wish it had been me with Bagheera."
I am bad about writing reviews. Usually I think about it after it's too late. This time, I still had 6 hours. HA! Bagheera is such a lovely joy to watch as she gets messy. Just wait until you see her in one of my three chocolate custom scenes. In this one, she and Titan get it on, and get trashed. I love all of Bagheera's scenes, but especially the ones she is in.
vols4everus  5/9/24
"Maude the Muddy Maid. She's the best!"
Maude is amazing in mud. she gets totally covered, including her face. Many do not get their face muddy. I love the way Maude, obviously loves getting muddy. It's a shame she lives so far away. I would love to play in that mud with her. I highly recommend buying her muddy videos.
vols4everus  5/9/24
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