Wearing a classic brown dress, curly hair down and glasses, I'm ready to explain how to make the perfect pie! Except, there must have been some miscommunication somewhere because I immediately get slimed with some super thick green slime! Which was a surprise...

Confused, thinking we were going to explain the pie not "slime," this triggers another bucket of super thick but smooth yellow slime all over me.

"I guess we were not explaining the pie... " Splat. There goes the pie pushed up into my face. Okay, so I am explaining how to make pi... nope. More slime. Thick blue slime covering me head to toe.

I give up. I'll just pie myself for you. Thick sloppy pie sandwich with a custard pie and chocolate pie. Then another custard pie straight to my face.

Then a lot of playing. Then a good old dunk into a bucket of all the thick slop. This gunge was soooooo thick. Thickest I've done

Then I lie there in selfie mode as all the thick green gunk gets poured onto my face to absolutely bury me. Total coverage. Very enjoyable