A snooty arrogant model, acted superbly by Lottie Lalay, tells us that while she's happy to do some clean posing with pies for us, she will not under any circumstances, get messy. We reassure her we wouldn't do anything to her unless she specifically asked.

As she finishes her pie poses she says "I am relieved... I didn't think you'd be able to resist the opportunity to hit me with a pie." I don't hear the end of the sentence and ask her to repeat it.

"Hit me with a pie, dummy! Hit me with a pie!"

Oh well... she asked for it! Splay! An amazing thrown pie hits her in the face.

And she is outraged... oh boy is she outraged! And we go from there.

By the end Lottie ends up naked, and totally covered in mess including custard, slime, pies, treacle and so much more.

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I want to call out that this scene was very heavily inspired by a Wammalammapie scene of about 20 years ago. To the extent that I wrote to Robbywlp who wrote the original script to get his permission to do remakes of it, as I love the set-ups in it so much. Most of the set-up lines are his and I am very grateful that he has allowed us to do a modern take on his great scene.