The Halloween dares were a success so I figured I'd make some for Thanksgiving too! Everyone is welcome to take a slot (or multiple slots) but only if you intend to actually do your dare(s). Each slot will be randomly assigned one of these dares:

YOU'RE STUFFED: Fill your underpants with stuffing. Leave it in there until the next time you need to use the toilet. During this time, message a loved one and tell them something you're thankful for.
DESSERT'S ON YOU: Pie yourself in the face with a pumpkin pie, an apple pie, and a pecan pie. Before cleaning up, message a loved one and tell them something you're thankful for.
FEELING SAUCY: Empty a can of cranberry sauce into the front of your underpants, empty another can in the back, then shampoo a third can into your hair. Before cleaning up, message a loved one and tell them something you're thankful for.
DO THE MASH: Shampoo mashed potatoes and gravy into your hair. If you're bald, fill your underpants with it instead. Before cleaning up, message a loved one and tell them something you're thankful for.
TURKEY TROT: Put two raw poultry breasts and two raw poultry legs inside your clothes, then go for a walk (or run) around your neighborhood. If any poultry pieces fall out, pick them up and put them back in your clothes before continuing. While on your walk (or run), message a loved one and tell them something you're thankful for.
HOTDISH: Dump a green bean casserole over your head while holding your underpants open. Before cleaning up, message a loved one and tell them something you're thankful for.
STILL CIDER SEASON: Drench yourself with apple cider, fully clothed. Before cleaning up, message a loved one and tell them something you're thankful for.
ALSO SOUP SEASON: Pour a can of split pea soup, a can of french onion soup, a can of butternut squash soup, a can of potato soup, and a can of tomato soup over your head. Before cleaning up, message a loved one and tell them something you're thankful for.
GET CREAMED: Pour a can of creamed corn or a can of creamed spinach into the front of your underpants and pour the other into the back. Then pour a can of each over your head. Before cleaning up, message a loved one and tell them something you're thankful for.
USE YOUR NOGGIN: Pour a carton of milk over your head, then smash a dozen eggs on your head, then sprinkle ground cinnamon over yourself. Before cleaning up, message a loved one and tell them something you're thankful for.
HOME FIELD ADVANTAGE: For every NFL home team that loses a game on Thanksgiving day, pour a bucket of gunge over yourself. If all three lose, you can only clean yourself up with a cold shower after the gungings. If all three win, pick three other people who entered to pour a bucket of gunge over their heads.
GIVING: Choose two of these dares for the person who got THANKS to do. If nobody got THANKS, pick a dare for anyone to do on top of the dare(s) they got. Be thankful that you get to stay clean.
THANKS: Do the dares the person who got GIVING picked for you. If nobody got GIVING, pick any three dares and do them, your choice. After completing the dares, post here about how thankful you are that those dares were chosen for you (or that you got to choose your own dares).

I will take a slot, of course.
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Boxers filled with stuffing or mashed potatoes sounds fun, Id really fill mine haha. I'll help get it started tho
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