Our first contestant Gunger_88,- now sweaky clean, and no longer blue enters the stage and proceeds to box #5. He opens it- and as soon as he opens the door- green slime shoots out and covers him from overhead . after he is covered in slime, our host escorts him to the "loser" section.
[green slime would be idea- cake batter dyed green would also work; but any substance you have available is good if you are trying to recreate]
--------- Contestant #2, Subslime, also now clean from berries enters the stage and proceeds to box #4. He is slightly, secretively jelous of our previous contestant's fate. He opens box 4, and finds a note inside. The note inside says, "go to the shower". Subslime nerviously proceeds to the clear glass "shower" to the right of the stage. The host locks him in. and continues the game.
------- Contestant #3, Brightshirtguy, happily enters the stage, as always, in his very bright shirt that he is proudly wearing. He sees 1 contestant covered in slime and 1 contestant in the shower and is happy to think that the prizes may still be available. He proceeds to box 11, opens the door; and finds a note- the same note that subslime received.
Our host escorts brightshirtguy to the shower, opens the door, and locks him in with subslime- and explains to the audience- "we now have our shower victims". The host presses a button- and the 2 contestants in the shower get covered head to toe in water- fully clothed. ---- Contestant #4 Our fourth contestant, Harvey428 enters the stage- he is glad to see all 3 previous contestants appear to have not taken a prize. He proceeds to box 6. Inside he finds a tub of mint chocolate chip icec-cream (or similar preferably green substance). Our host explains that Harvey will be will be getting an "ice-cream" shampooing, takes the tub, dips his hands in it, and gives Harvey a nice ice-cream shampooing.
--- --- Contestant #5 Dbl999 is also happy 2 see 4 messy or wet contestants. He proceeds to Box #3 where he finds a giant bowl of green (do your best) pudding. Our host explains that dbl999 has won a free underwear filling with green pudding. Our host excitedly takes the bowl and pours it down dbl999's pants.
-- -- --- --- Contestant #6 Our previous pie chair victim nerviously enters the stage. He looks all around to make sure no pies are flying his way. He sees all 5 previous victims either wet or messy- so is also happy to think he's got a good shot at winning. He proceeds to box #7. Inside he finds a remote control with the following buttons on it "Freeze"; "turn"; "up"; "down", "propel!". There is also a note. Our audience is curious to what it says.
Ohnozey goes to the staging area and our host continues the game
Contestant #7, Roys enters the stage- and gets nervious seeing Ohnozey with the buzzer. He proceeds to box #10; opens it, and inside finds a nice coke covered in green frosting. Our host pulls out the cake and throws It in Roy's face.
Contestant #8, UnknownUser enters the stage and proceeds to box 13. Inside is a pitchure filled with a nice green vegetable smoothie. Our host proceeds to pick it up; and dump the cold smoothie over unknownUser's head. UnknownUser shivers at the the cold smoothie drips inside his shirt.
Contestant #9, SteamyMess, and is also nervous to see OhNozey holding the buzzer. He proceeds to box #12. He opens it as is relieved to find that it opens. Inside, he finds 2 buckets- one filled with "tar" (sticky goo) and the other ones with green feathers. He also finds a note, pulls it out; and reads it.- the audience is very curious what will happen next. SteamMess then joins Ohnozey in the staging area; bringing the buckets with him. OhNozey gets nervous that he will be tarred and feathered. However, our host continues the game.
Contestant #10, Messy43, a newcummer, enters the stage and proceeds to Box 15. When he opens box 15, 5 large green water balloons roll out. the host then instructs messy43 to put them down his clothes, where messy43 is required to pop them all- getting his clothes soaking wet.
Contestant #11- FelineFrenzy, enters the stage. He made it so far last game without getting messy- can he make it far this time? FelineFrenzy proceeds to box #8. Inside, he finds a note- he reads the note, and waves the host over. FelineFrenzy and the host proceed to have a conversation. Our host explains to the audience that Feline_frenzy's note was that he can use any substance on any player however he sees fit. Felinefrenzy, still in a frenzy over roys pie-ing him from last game, has picked roys. And FelineFrenzy had noticed that there was a "propeller wedgie machine" on the left side of the stage. FelineFrenzy asked if he could use his note to subject Roys to the messy propeller wedgie machine. Our host agrees. Roys, who is already covered in green frosting gets very nervous. Our host escrorts roys to the machine and pulls out a pair of nice white briefs.- Felinefrenzy dumps some green slime down roys' briefs; and our host runs the "propeller" through the back of roys' briefs. Feline then excitedly presses a button and roys is wedgied up. Green slime from his briefs begins to drip. Roys is humiliated. The crowd goes wild. FelineFrenzy presses another button and the "propeller" turns 180 degrees, making the briefs get tighter. Felinefrenzy hits the button again.tighter.roys gets nervious- if things get much tighter, these briefs will rip right off!!!.... FelineFrenzy smiles at his revenge, and considers pressing the button a few more times as roys hangs there covered with cake in his face and green slime down his briefs.
Contestant #12 enters the stage and sees roy's fate and is glad that is not him this time; but also sees OhNozey with a button in his hand and gets very nervious. He proceeds to Box #14. Inside, he finds a pair of handcuffs, and a note that says, "put these on, and enjoy your key lime pie". Gungeboi then puts the handcuffs on; and our host escorts him to a large green key-lime pie- where gunge boi has to fish the keys out while handcuffed. Gungeboi goes face first into the pie searching for the free- and after getting covered in pie- is able to free himself.
Contestant #13- mess_mike then enters the stage and proceeds to box #2. Inside he finds nothing but a leprachun hat and a note: place this had on your head, and go to Center Stage Spot #1. Mess_mike is excited. Could this be the place for the Grand Prize winner. He goes to Center Stage Spot 1 and notices that there are 2 "x"s on the floor. Our host instructs him to stand on one of the Xs. Mess_mike wonders why there are 2 spots
Contestant #14, MrPies enters the stage and has 2 boxes left to pick from.--He proceeds to box #1. Inside, he finds a note- and he proceeds to the other "x" next to mess_mike.
Oh, I wouldn't worry too much *presses propellor button* about that. You were really the only obvious target that I had since you threw the pies *presses button* at me last game when I opened my mouth too early about still being clean. And you did end *presses button* the last game completely clean, so it made sense to make sure *presses button* you ended up with at least some penalty this time.
As GoProdude pulls on door #9- he is surprised to hear sirens go off- green lights flash,--OnNozey saved his prize for the guy who opened the last. Go Produde is then escorted to the propeller machine; where the host strips him down to his briefs. Our host then rigs GoProdude up into the 2nd space on the wedgie propeller. He sees roys dangling, briefs dripping with green slime and fears he will receive the same fate. Sure enough ohNozey comes down with a big bowl of green slime and pours it in GoProdude's underwear.
OhNozey then presses the "up button" and "up goProdude goes".
Our host then gives OhNozey a note and explains that OhNozey can either chose to open door #9, and what is behind door #9 is described on the note that OhNozey receives. Instead of chosing door #9, OhNozey can also get what is behind a 16th door. Ohnozey reads the note and hesitantly decides to go with box 16. GoProdude, propped on his toes is slightly nervious- already stripped to briefs, wedgied, and dripping with slime- he fears what may be behind door #9.
OhNozey then proceeds to box 16, he opens it up- and when he does- he gets a full slime shower; Covered head to tow.
GoProdude and roys are both still hanging in their underwear dripping with slime.
Our host explains that there are still 2 surprises yet to be revealed before we have the competition. The "tar and feather" buckets that steamymess has; and whatever is waiding for goprodude behind door #9
Our host explains that steamymess's box left steaminess with a choice- he could eitherr play it safe and dump the bucket of feathers over his head- or he could play it risky and risk being tarred and feathered. if he risked it, he would have a 1 in 3 chance at getting tarred and feathered; but have a 2 in 3 chance at tarring and feathering someone else. It was explained that he would be on 14 "blue slots" of the wheel; and there were 14 empty slots- of which he could add any contestant's name (all 14 players or any combo of players).
At first steamyMess was not certain of if he wanted to play it safe or play it risky, but after seeing how nice roys and goprodude looked in their briefs handing in a wedgie- he thought tarring and feathering them as they hang there would be amusing, so he put both their names on the wheel.
He spun- and Roys- already stripped to his underwear, in a very tight wedgie, and humiliated beyond belief now will get a bucket a a very sticky substance poured over his head and will also get a bucket of feathers.
Steamy mess goes over towards roys and dishes the punishment out.
feline frenzy is excited to see roys being further humiliated and has a little (a very little) remorse for roys' predicament.
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Since ohNozey left box #9 unpicked- that box is GoProdude's. Our host explains to ohnozey that it is time for goprodude to be released. GoProdude is relieved to know he will be unwedgied but fearful that it could hurt. OhNozey presses the "propeller button" and the the propeller turns, once tightening goprodude's underwear- twice-- three times. Rip- part of it starts to rip- four times- 5 times- boom! goprodude falls out of his underwear, and the slime in his underwear goes everywhere.
Goprodude then proceeds to box number 9; where he finds a note-- "Go to Spot #2".
Goprodude naked, covered in slime, and slightly sore from his wedgie proceeds to spot #2. despite his previous humiliation- he is hoping that he still has a chance of being the grand champion.
Many of our contestants have been wedgied, and covered in mess. However, our final champion is yet to be determined. However, on Center Stage, there are 3 spots.
In Spot #1 stands mess_mike and Mr. Pies, both fully clean.
On Spot #2 stands Goprodude, naked, covered in slime, re-cooperating from his Wedgie.
And spot #3 is vacant.
Our host explains that 1 'master' contestant from each spot will have the opportunity to win the Grand Prize. Each 'master' contestant will get to spend 75 whatevers in the messy doors store to use on the other contestant in their spot. The audience will decide which mess they like the best, and will vote on which of our 3 masters is the Champion.
Our host explains that every single contestant significantly under-guessed the number of lentils in the martini glass. (You can fit a lot of lentils in there!), but between mess mike, and Mr. Pies, Mr. Pies was the closest- So Mr. Pies will be master of spot 1 to mess_mike.
In spot 2, GoProdude will be master, and in his spot- he get to pick any contestant he likes to be his mess receiver- and he piciked gunger_88, who is already covered in green slime.
And our host explains that the closes "guesser" was Harvey428, so harvey428 gets to be master of spot 3 and pick any victim. Harvey really wants to win the prize, so we asks our host if he can do something unprecedent and allow our host to make Harvey messy- Our host does not object- so during the commercial break, our 2 master contestants plus our host go back stage to the messy doors store- and return to stage with a bunch of messy items.
---------- Spot #1 Mr. Pies, our first master contestant has mike sit in the chair, dumps a bucket of green slime over his head, throws a chocolate pie in mike's face and tops Mike off with a bucket of water
--- Spot #2 Goprodude has gunger_88 stand up in spot #2. Gunger_88 already covered in slime, is regretting his early trash-talk- but is excited about what awaits. Goprodude throws a sticky pie topped with cool whip and chocoloate pudding filling in Gunger_88's face, dumpls a bucket of green slime over gunger_88's head; and cracks 2 eggs down the front of gunger's underpants.
---- Spot #3- Our brave contestant Harvey (already recooperating from an icecream shampooing) is hopeful that him taking a mess will win him the prize. Our host then pulls out a hog-tie kit where he places Harvey in a hogtie- he then covers Harvey, head to toe in a bucket of green pudding.
And now is the time where are audience and players can vote for the grand prize winner!
Out of curiosity, what was the correct number of lentils in the glass? (I measured on my monitor and came up with a formula for volumes and packing density - sure thought I was going to be closer!)
Man another Mystery Box game, where I'm getting destroyed with mess, I smell a conspiracy and it smells real bad.. GoProDude I'll get you back for this hahaha
Congratulations to our last minute contestant, GoProdude!
GoProdude was only able to enter the game as our host made a mistake and forgot about door number 9- which gave aun audience member a chance to participate.
GoProdude's victory did not cum with its challenges however. Upon first trying to open his door OhNozey forced him to the propeller wedgie machine where GoProdude was covered with Slime. OhNozey then had the chance to steel box #9 (so close) but passed it up- leaving GoProdude with a chance to victory.
Congrats GoProdude!
Harvey's bean guess was also quite a twist plot- He put himself at risk, by nominating himself to take the mess- which our host thoroughly enjoyed- however, the strategy wasn't quite enough
That brings an end to our Saint Patty's Day Episode.
Congrats to all our contestants, especially goprodude!
All 14 of our the contestants proceed off the stage. Our host waves goodbye.
Once again, our host has seemed to forgotten something. One contestant is left hogtied on the stage.
feline_frenzy said: Out of curiosity, what was the correct number of lentils in the glass? (I measured on my monitor and came up with a formula for volumes and packing density - sure thought I was going to be closer!)
I am not sure the exact number, but it was close to 3,500! For the purpose of the game show, I will say 3,504. (If it really came down to it, I would have counted).
As there were no guesses anywhere near that high, I did not count ---I was super surprised by this myself that it was that many. ---I thought (before I started counting but after I had posted), that the total would be around 500-700. Had I realized it myself, I probably would have used a bigger bean! lol.
I did count out 500 lentils which filled up the glass about a third of the way high. (but the glass does get significantly bigger as you go up. (You'd be amazed at how many lentils you can put on a spoon. Based on weight, to fill the rest of the glass, it would have been a total of about 3,500.
New Episode- Mystery Boxes Game ---------------- April Fools Edition ---------------
Our next episode with a clean stage and 15 empty boxes.
Messes will include... Pies (as usual) A peanut Butter and Jelly Surprise Slime (or similar) Water Balloons Pudding Shaving cream and possible trips to other games.
Being April Fool's there will be a clown/jester theme.
As usual, there will be a grand prize winner- "The master of the April Fools"