Looks like I lost. What type of pies do you want me to use and where should I smash them

Also if someone could post the League Pickl'Em results for me tomorrow id appreciate it as i wont be able to do it tomorrow

I can handle that.

Main game loss from last week paid up on.

https://umd.net/profile/id/51546/section/photos/album/2023-fantasy-football-main-game-

feel free to comment and let me know what you think.

Side bet pay up coming soon.

Go ahead and take 2 cool whip pies. One to the face and one to the ass.

In Week 9, we continue last week's trend of firsts! In particular we have
- The first mess of Hooliham for the season's main game
- The first mess of MessySexy for the season's main game
After losing the inaugural "hardest fought battle" mess last week, BrightShirtGuy has gone on to win it this week! Also, despite ThePiesFly never having won a matchup all season, this is only their second mess in the main game, which means their matches have been pretty close... up until this week! I happen to have the biggest margin of victory and the higest points overall, so ThePiesFly, feel free to fly a chocolate pudding pie right into your face for your lowest point loss, and MessySexy, why don't you take some pancake syrup mess down your underwear for losing by the largest margin! For the hardest fought battle victory, it was decided by half of a point (!), so BrightShirtGuy should feel free to assign a mess to a worthy opponent, Hooliham.

W9 Results

Poidog101 (119.20) vs MessySexy (81.90) - Difference 37.30
geyemessy1 (111.38) vs dbl999 (76.08) - Difference 35.30
PieSlutLA (109.22) vs John Smith (78.96) - Difference 30.26
Novagunger (84.00) vs ThePiesFly (59.30) - Difference 24.70
Messy_CA (102.98) vs Gunger_88 (85.64) - Difference 17.34
kershawc69 (97.74) vs WamNewbie (94.22) - Difference 3.52
BrightShirtGuy (81.02) vs Hooliham (80.52) - Difference 0.50

W9 - Biggest Point Winner (Poidog101), Biggest Point Loser (ThePiesFly) - Announced Punishment (Chocolate pudding pie to face)
W9 - Biggest Difference Winner (Poidog101), Biggest Difference Loser (MessySexy) - Announced Punishment (Pancake Syrup down underwear)
W9 - Hardest Fought Winner (BrightShirtGuy), Hardest Fought Loser (Hooliham) - Announced Punishment (?)

Hello again! BrightShirtGuy sent me their mess and they've selected some nice thick brownie batter for Hooliham. They didn't select a location, so Hooliham, feel free to get creative!

W9 - Biggest Point Winner (Poidog101), Biggest Point Loser (ThePiesFly) - Announced Punishment (Chocolate pudding pie to face)
W9 - Biggest Difference Winner (Poidog101), Biggest Difference Loser (MessySexy) - Announced Punishment (Pancake Syrup down underwear)
W9 - Hardest Fought Winner (BrightShirtGuy), Hardest Fought Loser (Hooliham) - Announced Punishment (Brownie batter to location of your choice)

Running Total - Punishments from Main Game
- BrightShirtGuy - Cake batter over head (Week 8)
- dbl999 - Chocolate cream pie to back of pants & cover in two bowls of strawberry cake batter (Week 5)
- geyemessy1 - None
- Gunger_88 - None
- Hooliham - Brownie batter to location of your choice (Week 9)
- John Smith - Sitting on pie of your choice (Week 2)
- kershawc69 - Cake batter over head (Week 6)
- MessySexy - Pancake Syrup down underwear (Week 9)
- Messy_CA - None
- Novagunger - Blueberry pie to face & slimy mess over head (Week 8)
- PieSlutLA - Chocolate pie to the face & Sitting on pie/cake (Week 1), coconut creme pie down front of boxers & bucket of oatmeal over head (Week 4)
- Poidog101 - None
- ThePiesFly - Stuff whole cake into underwear (Week 2), Chocolate pudding pie to face (Week 9)
- WamNewbie - Pie down pants & Gunge over head (Week 3), Cream pie to the face (Week 6), Sit on pie & Mustard Pie to face (Week 7)

Here are the lineups for Week 10 (Rivalry week!!):

Poidog101 vs Novagunger
Hooliham vs Messy_CA
dbl999 vs. PieSlutLA
BrightShirtGuy vs MessySexy
geyemessy1 vs Gunger_88
WamNewbie vs. ThePiesFly
kershawc69 vs John Smith

Good luck to everyone on rivalry week!

For the pick em side game

Pieslutla wins the week with 6 correct picks

Me and DBL999 tie for second this week with 5 correct picks

Messy_ca returns to his loosing ways with only 2 correct picks adding 5 more pies to his total. There were no consecutive winners or losers this week so that ends this weeks penalties.

Is it ok if I put syrup down my diaper instead?

Yes, that is definitely okay.

Who is "Pies and run the damn ball"?

Hi John, that is "kershawc69".

Time for the League Pick-Em Results. Messy_CA manages to avoid starting another losing streak by guessing 5 out of the 7 results correctly. PieSlutLA and I also managed to eke out a win with 4 out of 7 guesses correct, but Novagunger got 4 wrong guesses and must take 4 pies. Because both PieSlutLA and I have 2 wins in a row we get to choose 1 more mess for Novagunge to take, and I'm choosing a bottle of chocolate syrup

Wow, what was rivalry week that was! First off, a big congratulations to MessySexy for finally scoring their first this week! Hopefully this is the sign of great things to come. We've only got about a month left of the regular season before playoffs happen, so these last 4 weeks are your last chance to increase your standing! Congratulations to PieSlutLA for their double win this week. PieSlutLA, feel free to assign a pie and location to WamNewbie for your biggest point win (and their lowest points), and also assign a mess to dbl999 for having the biggest margin of victory over them this week! For the hardest fought battle victory, BrightShirtGuy found themselves on the losing side this week after winning a hardest fought battle last week. MessySexy, congratulations on your hardest fought battle win and feel free to assign BrightShirtGuy a mess!

W10 Results

PieSlutLA (139.28) vs dbl999 (73.62) - Difference 65.66
Hooliham (108.02) vs Messy_CA (71.52) - Difference 36.50
kershawc69 (112.32) vs John Smith (86.64) - Difference 25.68
geyemessy1 (125.66) vs Gunger_88 (108.80) - Difference 16.86
Poidog101 (116.90) vs Novagunger (103.44) - Difference 13.46
ThePiesFly (74.36) vs WamNewbie (64.76) - Difference 9.60
MessySexy (92.10) vs BrightShirtGuy (89.38) - Difference 2.72

W10 - Biggest Point Winner (PieSlutLA), Biggest Point Loser (WamNewbie) - Announced Punishment (?)
W10 - Biggest Difference Winner (PieSlutLA), Biggest Difference Loser (dbl999) - Announced Punishment (?)
W10 - Hardest Fought Winner (MessySexy), Hardest Fought Loser (BrightShirtGuy) - Announced Punishment (?)

Messy_ca can pick the use of two pies and the other two of you can pick the use of 1 pie and your items.

Bright shirt guy has to dump beans all over himself

Was sick last week so delayed paying up but it's done now and pictures of my pay up can be found in this album https://umd.net/profile/i/novagunger/section/photos/album/fantasy-football-side-game-losse

Was sick last week so delayed paying up but it's done now and pictures of my pay up can be found in this album https://umd.net/profile/i/novagunger/section/photos/album/fantasy-football-side-game-losse

First off, thanks to Novagunger for posting their messy payups! They look great! We've got punishments posted by MessySexy and PieSlutLA sent me their messes to assign. They wrote, "For WamNewbie: they can choose the pie, but it must go in their face! For dbl999: a pie to the face!"

W10 - Biggest Point Winner (PieSlutLA), Biggest Point Loser (WamNewbie) - Announced Punishment (Pie to face)
W10 - Biggest Difference Winner (PieSlutLA), Biggest Difference Loser (dbl999) - Announced Punishment (Pie to face)
W10 - Hardest Fought Winner (MessySexy), Hardest Fought Loser (BrightShirtGuy) - Announced Punishment (Dump beans over self)

Running Total - Punishments from Main Game
- BrightShirtGuy - Cake batter over head (Week 8), Dump beans over self (Week 10)
- dbl999 - Chocolate cream pie to back of pants & cover in two bowls of strawberry cake batter (Week 5), Pie to face (Week 10)
- geyemessy1 - None
- Gunger_88 - None
- Hooliham - Brownie batter to location of your choice (Week 9)
- John Smith - Sitting on pie of your choice (Week 2)
- kershawc69 - Cake batter over head (Week 6)
- MessySexy - Pancake Syrup down underwear (Week 9)
- Messy_CA - None
- Novagunger - Blueberry pie to face & slimy mess over head (Week 8)
- PieSlutLA - Chocolate pie to the face & Sitting on pie/cake (Week 1), coconut creme pie down front of boxers & bucket of oatmeal over head (Week 4)
- Poidog101 - None
- ThePiesFly - Stuff whole cake into underwear (Week 2), Chocolate pudding pie to face (Week 9)
- WamNewbie - Pie down pants & Gunge over head (Week 3), Cream pie to the face (Week 6), Sit on pie & Mustard Pie to face (Week 7), Pie to face (Week 10)

Here are the lineups for Week 11:

Poidog101 vs WamNewbie
Hooliham vs geyemessy1
Messy_CA vs BrightShirtGuy
dbl999 vs kershawc69
MessySexy vs Novagunger
Gunger_88 vs PieSlutLA
John Smith vs ThePiesFly

Good luck to everyone this week!

Well, my forfeits list is mounting up alarmingly - but at least I'm not at the bottom of the table, for the moment at least!

Today in the League Pick'EM side bet we have a rarity, no losers this week, everyone guessed at least 4 out of the 7 correctly so no mess is being given out for the side bet this week. In case you were wondering I guessed 5 out of 7 correct and everyone else guessed 4 out of 7 correct.

This was a week of two blow outs and two close matchups. While Novagunger was able to beat MessySexy by 39.92 points, Messy_CA was able to have an even slightly better margin, beating BrightShirtGuy by 40.06 points. Alternatively, there were two really close matchups, with ThePiesFly beating John Smith by just 4.28 points, but wow, PieSlutLA JUST edged out a victory over Gunger_88 by a margin of just 0.76 points. This is now Gunger_88's first mess of the season. But not lost in all of this is our top-point getter this week, geyemessy1! geyemessy1, feel free to assign a pie and location to MessySexy for your biggest point win (and their lowest points). Messy_CA, you are welcome to assign a mess to BrightShirtGuy for having the biggest margin of victory over them this week! For the hardest fought battle victory, PieSlutLA, congratulations, and feel free to assign Gunger_88 their first mess of the season!

W11 Results

Messy_CA (111.26) vs BrightShirtGuy (71.20) - Difference 40.06
Novagunger (84.72) vs MessySexy (44.80) - Difference 39.92
geyemessy1 (125.76) vs Hooliham (105.90) - Difference 19.86
kershawc69 (98.00) vs dbl999 (84.00) - Difference 14.00
Poidog101 (73.58) vs WamNewbie (65.28) - Difference 8.30
ThePiesFly (113.92) vs John Smith (109.64) - Difference 4.28
PieSlutLA (102.94) vs Gunger_88 (102.18) - Difference 0.76

W11 - Biggest Point Winner (geyemessy1), Biggest Point Loser (MessySexy) - Announced Punishment (?)
W11 - Biggest Difference Winner (Messy_CA), Biggest Difference Loser (BrightShirtGuy) - Announced Punishment (?)
W11 - Hardest Fought Winner (PieSlutLA), Hardest Fought Loser (Gunger_88) - Announced Punishment (?)

Please make my mess drain safe, Messy Sexy said Beans, last week and I can't do that.. so we agreed to green cake batter

I'll make it easy. A nice pie to the face for MessySexy

Let's add some pink cake batter to go with the green.

Alright, all punishments have been announced or sent to me (PieSlutLA wrote "Let's go with a classic pie to the face."). Here is where we now stand for the league's main messes so far:

W11 - Biggest Point Winner (geyemessy1), Biggest Point Loser (MessySexy) - Announced Punishment (Pie to face)
W11 - Biggest Difference Winner (Messy_CA), Biggest Difference Loser (BrightShirtGuy) - Announced Punishment (Pink cake batter)
W11 - Hardest Fought Winner (PieSlutLA), Hardest Fought Loser (Gunger_88) - Announced Punishment (Pie to face)

Running Total - Punishments from Main Game
- BrightShirtGuy - Cake batter over head (Week 8), Dump green cake batter over self (Week 10), Pink cake batter (Week 11)
- dbl999 - Chocolate cream pie to back of pants & cover in two bowls of strawberry cake batter (Week 5), Pie to face (Week 10)
- geyemessy1 - None
- Gunger_88 - Pie to face (Week 11)
- Hooliham - Brownie batter to location of your choice (Week 9)
- John Smith - Sitting on pie of your choice (Week 2)
- kershawc69 - Cake batter over head (Week 6)
- MessySexy - Pancake Syrup down underwear (Week 9), Pie to face (Week 11)
- Messy_CA - None
- Novagunger - Blueberry pie to face & slimy mess over head (Week 8)
- PieSlutLA - Chocolate pie to the face & Sitting on pie/cake (Week 1), coconut creme pie down front of boxers & bucket of oatmeal over head (Week 4)
- Poidog101 - None
- ThePiesFly - Stuff whole cake into underwear (Week 2), Chocolate pudding pie to face (Week 9)
- WamNewbie - Pie down pants & Gunge over head (Week 3), Cream pie to the face (Week 6), Sit on pie & Mustard Pie to face (Week 7), Pie to face (Week 10)

Here are the lineups for Week 12:

Poidog101 vs John Smith
Hooliham vs PieSlutLA
Messy_CA vs geyemessy1
dbl999 vs ThePiesFly
BrightShirtGuy vs Novagunger
WamNewbie vs MessySexy
kershawc69 vs Gunger_88

Good luck to everyone this week!

So I've got a question. What happens if there's a tie for last place? It's a possibility given that there's only a 1 win difference between last and next to last place.

Great question! If there is a tie by record, then anyone with the same record is sorted by their "PF" or "Points For" score. That is the total points they have scored over the course of the season. So for example, right now PieSlutLA, Hooliham, and Messy_CA are all 7-4-0 record, but PieSlutLA is the highest of the 3 because they have the highest PF score (1186.12 vs 1171.76 vs 1095.34). So at the end of the season, even if there is a tie for the worst record in the league, the lowest person in the league would then be determined by who had the lowest point total amongst those with the worst record.

Good to know thanks.

Well what a Week 12 that was! Previous winners had a rough week, and despite having some close matchups previously, this was a week of some major point differences (5 of our matchups were decided by over 20 points!). Messy_CA in particular had a really rough week, getting the lowest point overall, and also lost by the largest margin. Their first mess of the season will also be a double mess! Gunger_88, feel free to assign a pie and location to Messy_CA for your biggest point win (and their lowest points). Geyemessy1, you are welcome to assign a mess to Messy_CA for having the biggest margin of victory over them this week! For the hardest fought battle victory, ThePiesFly, congratulations, and feel free to assign dbl999 a mess too!

W12 Results

geyemessy1 (116.34) vs Messy_CA (65.38) - Difference 50.96
BrightShirtGuy (120.26) vs Novagunger (74.66) - Difference 45.60
PieSlutLA (103.70) vs Hooliham (69.52) - Difference 34.18
Poidog101 (132.72) vs John Smith (103.44) - Difference 29.28
WamNewbie (91.12) vs MessySexy (69.46) - Difference 21.66
Gunger_88 (134.66) vs kershawc69 (120.38) - Difference 14.28
ThePiesFly (109.50) vs dbl999 (102.30) - Difference 7.20

W12 - Biggest Point Winner (Gunger_88), Biggest Point Loser (Messy_CA) - Announced Punishment (?)
W12 - Biggest Difference Winner (geyemessy1), Biggest Difference Loser (Messy_CA) - Announced Punishment (?)
W12 - Hardest Fought Winner (ThePiesFly), Hardest Fought Loser (dbl999) - Announced Punishment (?)

After last week where everyone escaped the League Pick'Em game clean, we're back to being able to dish out mess to one of the contestants. Messy_CA only guessed 2 of the 7 matchups correctly and adds another 5 pies to his total. Everyone else is on another win streak with me, DBL999 guessing 4/7 and PieSlutLA and Novagunger guessing 5/7 guesses correctly and therefore we get to assign another mess to Messy_CA. I'm choosing some cake batter over the head.