I'll add an apple pie to the crotch, American pie style!

John's gf here:

It's a Christmas miracle, he already lost with 2 players still to go on BrightShirt's team . His luck finally ran out (or as he says, his 'reign of terror' had to end some time :ohno

I know he got to dish out a lot of punishments to you all this season - I was bummed I didn't get to dish many to him , - but alas, he choked in the biggest game of the year. So rest assured he will finally be getting his courtesy of yours truly! Looking forward to ringing in the new year the right way.

From his bet with BrightShirt, and a side wager with myself, your league champion gets to pick THREE forfeits from the list below. PLUS, I get to pick one more, and John himself has to pick one to complete.

What'll it be - kick us off Bright?!?!?!

- peanut butter wedgie
- cake batter over head
- 2 cherry pies to face
- apple pie to crotch - american pie style
- pie diaper (sandwich to crotch/ass)
- pie sitting
- extra hard pie to face
- peanut butter bikini
- tape legs shut and fill underwear with eggs, etc and sit for soome time
- Peanut butter and jelly pie sandwich
- Sit on a cake of the winners choice
- Arms and legs coated with marshmallow fluff
- Big bottle of chocolate sauce over the head
- Applesauce in the underwear front and back for a wedgie
- Jumbo bag of popcorn over the head to finish (or maybe sprinkles/rice krispies)
- messy shampoo
- tar and feathering
- pack of cupcakes however winner wants
- all savory pie pod

Let's go with
peanut butter wedgie
2 cherry pies to face
messy shampoo

Excellent choices sir! What shall I thoroughly shampoo him with?

As for my selection, I'll offer our resident stooge hooliham a bit of reprisal by picking the ALL SAVORY PIE POD!!!

And I'll open up the floor to all of you hopefully vindictive gentleman for pie filling and crowning glory suggestions! Whatcha got? (Before everyone shouts it from the hilltops, I haven't decided if I'm willing to subject him to the widely dreaded mayo pie yet. But I've been told I can be swayed on things with sound reasoning :bahaha

So I'll say again, whatcha got?!?

Ranch dressing makes a nice pie.

Love this!!

Ketchup and Mustard shampoo

Cheers to a great season all. Thanks for playing and helping this come to life. Will try again next season, likely moving to ESPN instead of yahoo.

So who lost overall was it you or rusteff ?

Apologies for interrupting the epic proceedings for my nemesis John Smith, but I owed a punishment for losing to that very man's team a couple weeks ago, and I've finally paid it off.

I promised a double pie pod (with double Crowning Glory), along with underwear filling and a bigger peanut butter wedgie... I hope we're finally even.

https://umd.net/videos/dont-bet-on-fantasy-football-2

Hopefully not

Whoever lost the 9th place game. So Rustef I believe

We running this back this season?

I am interested if you guys do it again

I'm in

Sure, what's the worst that could happen?

I'm in to do it again!

If you have space for a UK person, I'd be up for this!

Anyone volunteering to run it? Probably give Thirdman first dibs if he wants it?

I'm in if this happens again.

I'd be more than happy to organize it if thirdman doesn't want to.

I'd be in, never played fantasy but always wanted to try

Truth be told I'm very torn on whether or not I want to be commissioner this year

Totally up to you! Be happy to support you too, if that'd be easier!

- Do you wanna set this up? I think Third man is out, for being comish

Yep! I can set it up and message everyone when it's ready to go!

Save me a spot! would love to join this time

Thanks Poidog!

Many thanks!

If there's a spot open I'll join