To keep this going (and as I fancy something crazy) Mickey 87 von teese loses, adapting a dare from earlier - winner plans a wetlook session for the loser also choosing theme of what loser wears.
Loser plays the winner in a game of battleship with the winner attaching a messy item to each ship. The then flips a coin heads loser gives up 1 ship location tails loser gives up 3. The loser gets messed with the items for what ever ships he can't match the winner in.