Happy International Clown Week!!

This event is held yearly from August 1st through August 7th to honor the painted faces and giant shoes of us bozos. This year I felt the best way to celebrate is to go back to my slapstick roots and offer up my face as a pie target . So you, the wonderful users of UMD, will be able to give me pies that I must take.

Here's how the pies get given:
Every 5 likes on the pictures below = 3 pies
Every like on the thread = 1 pie
Every 5 comments (one comment per person per day counts lol) = 3 pies
Every new follow = 3 pies

I won't make promises, but I may be able to get a lovely lady to help deliver these pies . Wish me luck and LET ME HAVE IT

Well almost done with only day one (this runs until through the 7th) and I am already at 30 pies!! . Maybe I misjudged this...

Also to clarify, replies in the thread and comments count the same for this. (I didn't mention it before, but I am now!)

Such a shame nobody has commented

Yes, it would be horrible if everyone started commenting and heart clicking

Who doesn't want to see a clown clobbered with pies?

Or to be clobbered with pies by a clown!

I see what you're doing here Frodo...

I can't imagine why anyone would want to do that

well you did ask so nicely

Do likes on the replies count as well as likes on the opening post?

I'm thinking they should.
Just adds more fun for us to see in the end.

Let's flip a coin for it. Heads, they count. Tails, they count. Someone call it in the air!

It's gotten mighty quiet in here.
Can't have that can we?

So what is the grand total?

Well I came back to this late (sorry about that y'all :bahaha

The results are in:
110 likes on pictures means 22 pies
15 likes on the thread is 15 pies
13 comments means 2.6 pies (but we round up to three )
3 new followers means 9 pies
15 likes on other comments (I'll make this 5 more pies I think)

That brings my mess to a total of 54 pies to the face!!!

Although I feel like my lateness means I deserve a bit more. Maybe one of y'all can help me decide on that

Are you sure that's right? In the first post you say that 5 likes on pictures = 3 pies, which means 66 pies for 110 likes!

That's 98 pies overall if my maths is right! Maybe round it to 100 to apologise for trying to wriggle out of so many pies

I'd say 110 pies.
One for each like on the pics

It's not that hard. I've done over 500 in one session

Oh, well it turns out I forgot the math of my own rules...

I guess this means I have 98 minimum

You indeed have. I have seen the video

I am down to go that high (or even higher since I had 32 pies from other areas), but at that point I would definitely want to have someone to throw them at me, maybe even a few someones. Anyone know any ladies in the PA that would want to help me with this?

I think 3-4 ladies with 30-40 pies each sounds like it would be fitting for this clown.