Splatstack if you don't reply in 6 hours tip a bowl of cold lumpy oatmeal over your head and while we're at It FIL your underwear with a bowl of cold lumpy oatmeal too

I have a long memory lol

24 hours have passed, and I'm out!

I am out

Goprodude, if you dont reply in 6 hours you have to fill swim shorts with treacle and wedgie yourself

Seen muhahahahahahahaha

dammit

I think that's a double wedgie for you lol

Goprodude if you don't reply in 6 hours you have to pour two things out of your fridge over yourself.

Gungeboi if you dont reply in 6hrs fill your underwear with custard

Splatstack, if you don't reply in 4 hours, you have to pie yourself 4 times, with huge shaving cream pies. Like, 1 can per pie big.

as splatstack's 24hrs have elapsed the minimum time for dares is 6hrs. Anyone who posts a time frame of less than 6hrs must perform their own dare as per page 1 of the rules

Dangit marwam lol

Yikes, fair play

On top of that, I announced that I'm out, meaning you have to perform your own dare, doubled!

Well I guess I'd better go to the store, 8 pies, made of one can shaving cream each, it is! Got any special instructions for me honey?

2nd part of dare via Nova and the gf - I'm in here for 24 hours and can't reply. She's ready to administer all challenges issued before 1130pm EST on Wednesday . These will probably be used for a bday trashing later this month.

Able to re-dare me after 3 hours

John Smith if you don't reply in 6 hours Fill underwear with honey & t-shirt with Jam & then get dressed, stay that way for 20 minutes before next dare is applied by g/f

Oh john if you don't reply in 6 hours you have to ask your girlfriend to fill your underwear with 2 jars of peanut butter and take 2 more jars and smear the rest over your head and you must address her as mistress thanking her when she finishes.

If you don't reply in 6 hours a nice syrup and feathering is coming your way.

Birthday, eh? Got to have cake for a birthday! So if you don't reply within six hours, you will be sitting on a nice, gooey cake for as long (and through as many other dares) as g/f deems necessary. Up to her what she does with the remains.

(I'm here by gf invite, so I'm Out of playing along - sorry guys!)

John if you dont reply in 6hrs enter the pillory for 24hrs

Three hours is up, so re-dare time!

No birthday is complete without ice cream, so let's turn you into a sundae! That entails a large tub of melted ice cream over the head (g/f to decide temperature), followed by strawberry sauce and sprinkles to decorate...

(still Out for thread purposes )

John if you do not respond in the next 6 hours you must enter the pyramid game and choose the bottom spot.

And another re-dare incoming (still Out myself, though, people )

Let's keep this simple - any birthday cake is better with extra frosting, so GF gets to choose two different colours and decorate you - including writing your age on your chest

If you don't reply in 6 hours john your gf gets to take 2 cartons of ice cream and partially thaw it in the fridge pouring it over you and she gets to give your butt a spanking with 4 pies. Don't forget to thank her for each spank

If you don't reply in 6 hours, while blindfolded, have your gf hold a colored pie. If you guess the correct color, you stay clean, but if you guess wrong, it gets smashed into you. Do this for each of the 6 total primary and secondary colors.

John if you don't reply in 6 hours you must redo this in a month.

And I am out

redo the whole thing or just this haha?

The whole 24 hours

To make this thread alive again, I'm in and not allowed to reply for 24 hours. Re-posts are allowed after 3 hours.