Hello everyone, I'm just sitting at home with 28 eggs trapped in my wetsuit, planning to stay like this for about three hours as part of a challenge. So far, none of the eggs are broken, but that might change over time. If anyone catches me during these three hours, they can suggest adding more products. I have canned beans, carbonara pasta sauce, cheesy pasta sauce, and custard. Some items have multiple cans, I've also put some in the fridge so you can even choose hot or cold. so I can be caught with the same item more than once if desired. I will also accept re-catches after 30 minutes. The only other thing I need to know is whether it has to go down the front or the back of my wetsuit. Thanks for those who read the post and catch me.

Caught, cold custard, front

Thanks steve will add it now

Caught, canned beans, back

thanks the beans are in Mr Pies

Still got about an hour and a half let's see if any more catches come my way

Still got about an hour and a half let's see if any more catches come my way

Every catch in the next 15 minutes gets to tell me where to use a pie. Ladies came send 3.

If i am caught in the next hour i will fill up a condom / balloon with gunge and put it in the crotch of the humiliating underwear i am wearing!

Catch

If caught in the next 10 minutes, I will get a chosen item from the mini supermarket over the road and pour it over myself nude in my hotel (no meat or eggs)

10 min passed but I'll accept until I leave the pub / before the shop closes at 11

Every catch in the next 2 hours enables you to suggest a wam substance OR an outfit. Each will go into a poll to decide my fate by taking top 2-3. I can choose to exclude options if totally impossible like jumpers or suits.

Catch - a bucket of gunge

Catch 2 - speedos

So it's gone to the (adjusted) poll

https://umd.net/forums/topicid/1098679

It's Easter, so bring the eggs!!

For each catch in the next 12 hours, I will break 12 eggs over my head.

Even messier: After the 3rd and 6th catches, I will pour a bag of flour over my head.

After the 9th catch, I will dump a bucket of savory gunge over my head.

Final bonus: If I reach 12 catches, I will do this fully clothed and post pictures here.

Recatches after 1 hours

Catch 1 lol

Catch 2

Catch 3

Catch 4

Catch 5

Catch 6

Catch 7

If caught in the next 4hrs. I will take a shaving cream pie to the face wearing my wife bathing suit.

Catch - enjoy

Well, not really sure how to write this post so I'll just jump in. I opened up to my wife about my messy fetish, and it took awhile but she tried it a few months ago and loved it. We starting small with just whip cream and we've worked our way up to taking a dozen pies each. She said she wanted to be completely destroyed, and I'm still a little scared I'll freak her out by going bigger. She's enjoyed structured games the most, so we thought we'd let fate decide.

If you catch me before my wife wakes up tomorrow (I woke up early today to post this sorry babe ) I will cover my wife with a mess of your choosing in an action of your choosing. (please say the flavor of pie or the sweet mess to use). Everyone can catch and recatch, but 4 hour time limit on recatches based off your last catch with a max of 5 recatches per person. In order to reward the early catches/maybe scale back a bit the size of the mess will scale with your catches:
1st catch = 1 pie or a small cup of mess
2nd catch = 2 pies or a small bowl of mess
3rd catch = 3 pies or a jug of mess
4th catch = 4 pies or a large bowl of mess
5th catch = a giant pie made in a casserole dish or a bucket of mess.
For recatches, you can choose a different food from your previous catch or switch to pies

Choice of clothes are: naked, panties (no bra she didn't want to mess one up), tights, a plastic coverall used for painting (I love clothes filling)

Limits: we only want to use sweet edible mess, and she said nothing frozen or too cold.

I agreed I'll join the no reply zone until her time is up if you want to let her get her own back.

Catch 1 small cup of pudding mix into her panties

thanks! But sorry if I didn't make it clear. You choose what that mess is (her limits are sweet foods, nothing cold/freezing). For recatches, you can choose a different food or switch to pies

Catch 2. 2 pies as a sandwich.