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Given the how popular Lets Get Creamed was I am wondering if anyone might have interest in participating in a more leisurely RPG gameshow. Right now I am in the interest finding phase but if you might be interested post here and if there is enough to warrant it I will give out more details.
randomwam said: i'd probably be down. I'd want a new fresh type of game so it's not the same all the time
My plan would to be to rotate games in a GameSpot style with different ones each game. A new segment posted every 2-3 days with a two day period for people to respond to it. probably 5 segments for an episode then a fresh start with a new episode.
I'd likely be in
I'm willing to try this out
Totally in:
Age: 30's
Gender: Male
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5'7''
Build: Athletic
Age: 30's
Gender: Male
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5'7''
Build: Athletic
In!
Age: 30's
Gender: Male
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Height: 6'
Build: Athletic
Age: 30's
Gender: Male
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Height: 6'
Build: Athletic
First a brief outlay of the rules. The show is going to be 4 games plus one final elimination round and then a prize and punishment round for a total of 6 segments per show. After the conclusion of each show I will award 1st 5 point 2nd 3 points, and 3rd 1 point these points can be banked to use on real world punishments for your host as a thank you for playing.
Now welcome to the Splatter Dome. Let's meet our players
First in Blue we have Gems
Age: 30's
Gender: Male
Hair: Black
Eyes: Green
Height: 6'
Build: Slim
Then in Green we have pie-fficianado
Age: 30's
Gender: Male
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5'7''
Build: Athletic
Then Red we have John Smith
Age: 30's
Gender: Male
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Height: 6'
Build: Athletic
Then in Pink we have MessyJamie
Age 34
Gender: transgender female
Hair Color: light brown
Eye Color: blue
Height: 6ft
Build: average
Finally in Yellow we have yellow Messypuffa
Age:37
Gender: male
Hair Color: brown
Eye Color:blue
Height:5 10
Build: medium
All players are dressed in a track suit of their color with the show logo across the chest of the top. They are wearing shoes and socks of their colors with the males wearing a speedo of their color underneath and the females wearing a bikini under the track suit. Messypuffa must be cold as he has added his own puffy vest to the outfit.
The first the first game is musical pies a slight two players are handed pies they are spaced out so that one player will always be pie less in between the two with the pies when the music stops that unlucky player will get a pie sandwich and will be eliminated. First out 0 points and an added punishment at the end. 2nd out 100 points, 3rd 200 points 4th 300 points last in is 500 points and an added prize.
Gems and John Smith get handed the pies first as the music starts. They pass them around when the music stops the first time pie-fficianado and MessyJessie are hold pies with a nervous John Smith in the middle. The audience counts 1,2,3 and they slam the pies into either side of his head knocking him out of the game.
Pie-ffcianado and MessyPuffa are handed pies as the music starts again. When it stops this time Gems is seated between a pie armed Pie-ffciando and a MessyJamie. The crowd again counts 1,2,3 and then WAM the two of them slam pies into each side of his head and he is out.
MessyJamie ans MessyPuffa are handed pies and the music starts again. When it stops this time MessyJamie has just handed her pie to Pie-ffciano and is unfortunately sitting empty handed. 1,2,3 and her world goes white as a pie slams into each of her ears.
The music starts again with Messypuffa handed a ball that will serve to mark who wins and gets to deliver the last set of pies. When the music stops Pie-ffciano is holding the ball and exchanges it for two pies which he holds infront of Messypuffa. 1,2,3 and SLAM he plants them on both sides of his head.
So after round 1 it's
Pie-ffciano 500
Messypuffa 300
MessyJessie 200
Gems 100
John Smith ZERO
John Smith is stipped of his shoes and socks for losing and Pie-ffciano gets a bucket of Green gunge to use on any one of the other players.
Please pick a number 1-5 for the next game and include it in your post so other players will know what has been picked already.
Now welcome to the Splatter Dome. Let's meet our players
First in Blue we have Gems
Age: 30's
Gender: Male
Hair: Black
Eyes: Green
Height: 6'
Build: Slim
Then in Green we have pie-fficianado
Age: 30's
Gender: Male
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5'7''
Build: Athletic
Then Red we have John Smith
Age: 30's
Gender: Male
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Height: 6'
Build: Athletic
Then in Pink we have MessyJamie
Age 34
Gender: transgender female
Hair Color: light brown
Eye Color: blue
Height: 6ft
Build: average
Finally in Yellow we have yellow Messypuffa
Age:37
Gender: male
Hair Color: brown
Eye Color:blue
Height:5 10
Build: medium
All players are dressed in a track suit of their color with the show logo across the chest of the top. They are wearing shoes and socks of their colors with the males wearing a speedo of their color underneath and the females wearing a bikini under the track suit. Messypuffa must be cold as he has added his own puffy vest to the outfit.
The first the first game is musical pies a slight two players are handed pies they are spaced out so that one player will always be pie less in between the two with the pies when the music stops that unlucky player will get a pie sandwich and will be eliminated. First out 0 points and an added punishment at the end. 2nd out 100 points, 3rd 200 points 4th 300 points last in is 500 points and an added prize.
Gems and John Smith get handed the pies first as the music starts. They pass them around when the music stops the first time pie-fficianado and MessyJessie are hold pies with a nervous John Smith in the middle. The audience counts 1,2,3 and they slam the pies into either side of his head knocking him out of the game.
Pie-ffcianado and MessyPuffa are handed pies as the music starts again. When it stops this time Gems is seated between a pie armed Pie-ffciando and a MessyJamie. The crowd again counts 1,2,3 and then WAM the two of them slam pies into each side of his head and he is out.
MessyJamie ans MessyPuffa are handed pies and the music starts again. When it stops this time MessyJamie has just handed her pie to Pie-ffciano and is unfortunately sitting empty handed. 1,2,3 and her world goes white as a pie slams into each of her ears.
The music starts again with Messypuffa handed a ball that will serve to mark who wins and gets to deliver the last set of pies. When the music stops Pie-ffciano is holding the ball and exchanges it for two pies which he holds infront of Messypuffa. 1,2,3 and SLAM he plants them on both sides of his head.
So after round 1 it's
Pie-ffciano 500
Messypuffa 300
MessyJessie 200
Gems 100
John Smith ZERO
John Smith is stipped of his shoes and socks for losing and Pie-ffciano gets a bucket of Green gunge to use on any one of the other players.
Please pick a number 1-5 for the next game and include it in your post so other players will know what has been picked already.
I will go with 3
I'll take 5
Staying clean and feelin' lucky, i'll take 4 
Turning up for the show, I'm directed to a changing room and told to wear what I find inside. Everything is blue, even the shoes. I get changed and head to the stage. Once everyone is ready, the host explains the rules and then we take a seat for the first game of musical pies.
I manage to survive the first round and the mystery punishment that goes with it but we soon start again and I find myself with pies either side as the music stops. As the audience count to 3 I find my head engulfed with with the pies. I move to the side of the stage and as the game continues try to clear as much of the pie out of my eyes and ears as I can.
Seeing one of the other players lose their shoes and socks for coming last, I wonder how many will still be fully clothed by the end.
Heading into the next round and with only two choices remaining, I pick number 1
I manage to survive the first round and the mystery punishment that goes with it but we soon start again and I find myself with pies either side as the music stops. As the audience count to 3 I find my head engulfed with with the pies. I move to the side of the stage and as the game continues try to clear as much of the pie out of my eyes and ears as I can.
Seeing one of the other players lose their shoes and socks for coming last, I wonder how many will still be fully clothed by the end.
Heading into the next round and with only two choices remaining, I pick number 1
Before we start the next round would like to thank Gems responses like that play out the game make this more fun for everyone and are more of what I am shooting for which is why there is so much response time in between parts. Now back to the game.
It seems that Pie-pie-fficianado is just to nice and doesn't want to use that bucket of green gunge on anyone. The audience starts to boo that decision. Now now that his right. I grab it and without any warning chuck it right into his face. But of course we also never disappoint our audience.
Now on to out next game if you would all pick one of these seats please. I motion to a row of 5 seats under a scaffolding. Messypuffa runs over and grabs the seat furthest to stage left, with John Smith taking the seat next to him, then pie-fficianado, then Gems and finally MessyJamie in the last one. Above your heads are 5 randomly numbered buckets I will ask each of you to pick a number and that bucket will be dropped on the person bellow. First dumped on gets 0 points, 2nd gets 50, 3rd 100 4th 250, and the one to stay clean gets 500. In addition first out gets a extra penalty and clean gets a prize.
Messypuffa you get to pick first what number do you want dropped? Three Every one tenses as waits then there is bang as bucket 3 tips over spilling out cold pudding on pie-fficianado. Next up is John Smith what is your number please? FIVE. The remaining 4 players tense braces then comes the bang and the bucket over John tips over covering him chocolate sauce.
Next up is pie-fficianado can he get revenge? He screams FOUR. MessyJamie is staring up at her bucket in nervousness and catchets a good view out of the corner of her eye of the bucket over Gems tipping over to cover him in syrup. Gems is up next and choses 1 Messyjamie again looks up unfortunately this time her bucket tips over giving her a face full of beans.
After the first two rounds the scores are
Messypuffa 800
pie-fficianado 500
MessyJamie 450
Gems 200
John 50
Now for the added punishment and prize. pie-fficianado is stripped of his shoes and sock. Messypuffa gets to fill this pie shell with any three toppings of her choice and pie one of the other 4 players of his choosing how he would like.
Writer's note. I am not sure how I screwed up and switched MessyJamie to MessyJessie but I fixed it to what it should have been. Sorry
It seems that Pie-pie-fficianado is just to nice and doesn't want to use that bucket of green gunge on anyone. The audience starts to boo that decision. Now now that his right. I grab it and without any warning chuck it right into his face. But of course we also never disappoint our audience.
Now on to out next game if you would all pick one of these seats please. I motion to a row of 5 seats under a scaffolding. Messypuffa runs over and grabs the seat furthest to stage left, with John Smith taking the seat next to him, then pie-fficianado, then Gems and finally MessyJamie in the last one. Above your heads are 5 randomly numbered buckets I will ask each of you to pick a number and that bucket will be dropped on the person bellow. First dumped on gets 0 points, 2nd gets 50, 3rd 100 4th 250, and the one to stay clean gets 500. In addition first out gets a extra penalty and clean gets a prize.
Messypuffa you get to pick first what number do you want dropped? Three Every one tenses as waits then there is bang as bucket 3 tips over spilling out cold pudding on pie-fficianado. Next up is John Smith what is your number please? FIVE. The remaining 4 players tense braces then comes the bang and the bucket over John tips over covering him chocolate sauce.
Next up is pie-fficianado can he get revenge? He screams FOUR. MessyJamie is staring up at her bucket in nervousness and catchets a good view out of the corner of her eye of the bucket over Gems tipping over to cover him in syrup. Gems is up next and choses 1 Messyjamie again looks up unfortunately this time her bucket tips over giving her a face full of beans.
After the first two rounds the scores are
Messypuffa 800
pie-fficianado 500
MessyJamie 450
Gems 200
John 50
Now for the added punishment and prize. pie-fficianado is stripped of his shoes and sock. Messypuffa gets to fill this pie shell with any three toppings of her choice and pie one of the other 4 players of his choosing how he would like.
Writer's note. I am not sure how I screwed up and switched MessyJamie to MessyJessie but I fixed it to what it should have been. Sorry
As I stand looking at the others smiling and glad knowing I managed to avoid all the buckets of mess. I decide to add custard, whipped and lashings of chocolate sauce to my pie crust as I walk up and down the line trying to decide who to get I stop in front of gems cock my arm back and smash it straight into his face
Still laughing as the winner of the last round gets a bucket of gunge in their face for not telling the host what to do with it, we start the next round.
The numbers were asked to pick turn out to be buckets and the person sat under it gets it tipped over their head. I avoid the first two and then clunk mine goes and I end up covered with really sticky syrup completely covering my head and tracksuit and feeling some of it make it's way inside the neck. Whilst this happens, my pick comes up which turns out to have been a bucket of beans.
At least I managed to avoid being last, but as the syrup continues to slowly run down my head and inside my clothes I think that I probably ended up with the worst bucket of the lot.
I'm still in 4th place and with the gap opening to those at the top I start thinking it's quite likely I could end up losing the whole show. Whilst I'm thinking about this, I suddenly find myself with a giant pie in the face. As the custard flows down my front I try to clear my eyes although with all the syrup still on my head it doesn't last long and I wonder what the next round will bring
The numbers were asked to pick turn out to be buckets and the person sat under it gets it tipped over their head. I avoid the first two and then clunk mine goes and I end up covered with really sticky syrup completely covering my head and tracksuit and feeling some of it make it's way inside the neck. Whilst this happens, my pick comes up which turns out to have been a bucket of beans.
At least I managed to avoid being last, but as the syrup continues to slowly run down my head and inside my clothes I think that I probably ended up with the worst bucket of the lot.
I'm still in 4th place and with the gap opening to those at the top I start thinking it's quite likely I could end up losing the whole show. Whilst I'm thinking about this, I suddenly find myself with a giant pie in the face. As the custard flows down my front I try to clear my eyes although with all the syrup still on my head it doesn't last long and I wonder what the next round will bring
I stand in shock, having suddenly dropped from an extremely clean first place down to second, face covered in thick slime and pudding and shivering from the missing shoes and socks.
I gird myself, ready to turn it around completely in the next round!
I gird myself, ready to turn it around completely in the next round!
novagunger said: First a brief outlay of the rules. The show is going to be 4 games plus one final elimination round and then a prize and punishment round for a total of 6 segments per show. After the conclusion of each show I will award 1st 5 point 2nd 3 points, and 3rd 1 point these points can be banked to use on real world punishments for your host as a thank you for playing.
Now welcome to the Splatter Dome. Let's meet our players
First in Blue we have Gems
Age: 30's
Gender: Male
Hair: Black
Eyes: Green
Height: 6'
Build: Slim
Then in Green we have pie-fficianado
Age: 30's
Gender: Male
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5'7''
Build: Athletic
Then Red we have John Smith
Age: 30's
Gender: Male
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Height: 6'
Build: Athletic
Then in Pink we have MessyJamie
Age 34
Gender: transgender female
Hair Color: light brown
Eye Color: blue
Height: 6ft
Build: average
Finally in Yellow we have yellow Messypuffa
Age:37
Gender: male
Hair Color: brown
Eye Color:blue
Height:5 10
Build: medium
All players are dressed in a track suit of their color with the show logo across the chest of the top. They are wearing shoes and socks of their colors with the males wearing a speedo of their color underneath and the females wearing a bikini under the track suit. Messypuffa must be cold as he has added his own puffy vest to the outfit.
The first the first game is musical pies a slight two players are handed pies they are spaced out so that one player will always be pie less in between the two with the pies when the music stops that unlucky player will get a pie sandwich and will be eliminated. First out 0 points and an added punishment at the end. 2nd out 100 points, 3rd 200 points 4th 300 points last in is 500 points and an added prize.
Gems and John Smith get handed the pies first as the music starts. They pass them around when the music stops the first time pie-fficianado and MessyJessie are hold pies with a nervous John Smith in the middle. The audience counts 1,2,3 and they slam the pies into either side of his head knocking him out of the game.
Pie-ffcianado and MessyPuffa are handed pies as the music starts again. When it stops this time Gems is seated between a pie armed Pie-ffciando and a MessyJamie. The crowd again counts 1,2,3 and then WAM the two of them slam pies into each side of his head and he is out.
MessyJamie ans MessyPuffa are handed pies and the music starts again. When it stops this time MessyJamie has just handed her pie to Pie-ffciano and is unfortunately sitting empty handed. 1,2,3 and her world goes white as a pie slams into each of her ears.
The music starts again with Messypuffa handed a ball that will serve to mark who wins and gets to deliver the last set of pies. When the music stops Pie-ffciano is holding the ball and exchanges it for two pies which he holds infront of Messypuffa. 1,2,3 and SLAM he plants them on both sides of his head.
So after round 1 it's
Pie-ffciano 500
Messypuffa 300
MessyJessie 200
Gems 100
John Smith ZERO
John Smith is stipped of his shoes and socks for losing and Pie-ffciano gets a bucket of Green gunge to use on any one of the other players.
Please pick a number 1-5 for the next game and include it in your post so other players will know what has been picked already.
Now welcome to the Splatter Dome. Let's meet our players
First in Blue we have Gems
Age: 30's
Gender: Male
Hair: Black
Eyes: Green
Height: 6'
Build: Slim
Then in Green we have pie-fficianado
Age: 30's
Gender: Male
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Height: 5'7''
Build: Athletic
Then Red we have John Smith
Age: 30's
Gender: Male
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown
Height: 6'
Build: Athletic
Then in Pink we have MessyJamie
Age 34
Gender: transgender female
Hair Color: light brown
Eye Color: blue
Height: 6ft
Build: average
Finally in Yellow we have yellow Messypuffa
Age:37
Gender: male
Hair Color: brown
Eye Color:blue
Height:5 10
Build: medium
All players are dressed in a track suit of their color with the show logo across the chest of the top. They are wearing shoes and socks of their colors with the males wearing a speedo of their color underneath and the females wearing a bikini under the track suit. Messypuffa must be cold as he has added his own puffy vest to the outfit.
The first the first game is musical pies a slight two players are handed pies they are spaced out so that one player will always be pie less in between the two with the pies when the music stops that unlucky player will get a pie sandwich and will be eliminated. First out 0 points and an added punishment at the end. 2nd out 100 points, 3rd 200 points 4th 300 points last in is 500 points and an added prize.
Gems and John Smith get handed the pies first as the music starts. They pass them around when the music stops the first time pie-fficianado and MessyJessie are hold pies with a nervous John Smith in the middle. The audience counts 1,2,3 and they slam the pies into either side of his head knocking him out of the game.
Pie-ffcianado and MessyPuffa are handed pies as the music starts again. When it stops this time Gems is seated between a pie armed Pie-ffciando and a MessyJamie. The crowd again counts 1,2,3 and then WAM the two of them slam pies into each side of his head and he is out.
MessyJamie ans MessyPuffa are handed pies and the music starts again. When it stops this time MessyJamie has just handed her pie to Pie-ffciano and is unfortunately sitting empty handed. 1,2,3 and her world goes white as a pie slams into each of her ears.
The music starts again with Messypuffa handed a ball that will serve to mark who wins and gets to deliver the last set of pies. When the music stops Pie-ffciano is holding the ball and exchanges it for two pies which he holds infront of Messypuffa. 1,2,3 and SLAM he plants them on both sides of his head.
So after round 1 it's
Pie-ffciano 500
Messypuffa 300
MessyJessie 200
Gems 100
John Smith ZERO
John Smith is stipped of his shoes and socks for losing and Pie-ffciano gets a bucket of Green gunge to use on any one of the other players.
Please pick a number 1-5 for the next game and include it in your post so other players will know what has been picked already.
I messy jamie step out onto the stage in beautiful pink track suit waving to the crowd and now i see that it is musical pies to be played first what a fun game as i sit in my respective chairwhen the music starts we begin to pass around the pies and when the music stops for the first time me and pie-fficianoare holding the pies sat in between us is a nervous john smith the crowd and host count to 3 and we pie john smith with a wonderful pie sandwich me and messy puffa start out the next round of musical pies when the music stopped i had just passed my pie to pie-fficiano the crowd counted to 3 i squealed when i got my pie sandwich but still had a smile on my face the music starts one last time with messy puffa handed a ball to mark who will win this last round when the music stops pie-fficiano is holding the ball he exchanges the ball out for two pies and on the count of 3 he pies messy puffa with the pie sandwich
A contraption is rolled out for the next game that has a bucket hanging over a tank with a crank wheel attached to the bucket.
This is our gunge bucket roulette game. It works like this each player will take a turn standing in the tank and will then roll the dice. The bucket above is set to dump after a random number of cranks on the wheel. The players will keep rotating through the tank till there is only one clean player left. First out gets you zero points, second out 100, third 200 fourth 300, and staying clean gets you 600 points.
We are going to start in reverse order so first up John who rolls a 5. He cranks in One.... Two..... Three.... Four..... Five and steps out clean. Next in the tank is Gems who rolls a 4 He starts cranking it one.... two... Thet bucket starts to shake a little as he turns it three..... Then more at four but it stays up. Messy Jamie is up next and she rolls a 6. She screams shit as she nervously looks up at the bucket and prepares to start turning the wheel One..... The bucket shakes. Two.... still up there but it's really shaking now and so is she. Three still there but how much longer. Four suddenly the bucket drops spilling out half melted ice cream all over her.
The bucket is reset and pie-fficianado who steps in and rolls a 6. He quickly turns the crank 6 times and steps out. Next up is Messypuffa who steps in and spins 4 four. He quickly starts spinning 1,2,3,4 The buckets suddenly lets go dropping cold rice pudding down on him.
Now it's back to John in the tank again he rolls a two and cranks it one... two and is safe again. Gems rolls a one. He cranks it one time and is safe. pie-fficianado reenters the tanks and also rolls a one. He cranks it and the bucket lets go dropping cake batter on him.
John reenters the tank and rolls a two. One... Two and he safe. Gems nervously enters the tank and rolls a one and cranks it one time and is safe. Back to John. he rolls a 5. One.... Two... Three... Four. The bucket suddenly lets go dropping a bucket full of four over him
So After 3 round it's
Messypuffa 900
Gems 800
pie-fficianado 700
MessyJamie 450
John 350
MessyJamie is stripped of her shoes and socks for losing. Gems you may pick one of the other 4 to lose and item of clothing as your prize.
For the next round please pick 4 number 1-25 and post them here so that everyone knows what has been picked.
This is our gunge bucket roulette game. It works like this each player will take a turn standing in the tank and will then roll the dice. The bucket above is set to dump after a random number of cranks on the wheel. The players will keep rotating through the tank till there is only one clean player left. First out gets you zero points, second out 100, third 200 fourth 300, and staying clean gets you 600 points.
We are going to start in reverse order so first up John who rolls a 5. He cranks in One.... Two..... Three.... Four..... Five and steps out clean. Next in the tank is Gems who rolls a 4 He starts cranking it one.... two... Thet bucket starts to shake a little as he turns it three..... Then more at four but it stays up. Messy Jamie is up next and she rolls a 6. She screams shit as she nervously looks up at the bucket and prepares to start turning the wheel One..... The bucket shakes. Two.... still up there but it's really shaking now and so is she. Three still there but how much longer. Four suddenly the bucket drops spilling out half melted ice cream all over her.
The bucket is reset and pie-fficianado who steps in and rolls a 6. He quickly turns the crank 6 times and steps out. Next up is Messypuffa who steps in and spins 4 four. He quickly starts spinning 1,2,3,4 The buckets suddenly lets go dropping cold rice pudding down on him.
Now it's back to John in the tank again he rolls a two and cranks it one... two and is safe again. Gems rolls a one. He cranks it one time and is safe. pie-fficianado reenters the tanks and also rolls a one. He cranks it and the bucket lets go dropping cake batter on him.
John reenters the tank and rolls a two. One... Two and he safe. Gems nervously enters the tank and rolls a one and cranks it one time and is safe. Back to John. he rolls a 5. One.... Two... Three... Four. The bucket suddenly lets go dropping a bucket full of four over him
So After 3 round it's
Messypuffa 900
Gems 800
pie-fficianado 700
MessyJamie 450
John 350
MessyJamie is stripped of her shoes and socks for losing. Gems you may pick one of the other 4 to lose and item of clothing as your prize.
For the next round please pick 4 number 1-25 and post them here so that everyone knows what has been picked.
For this round, we find ourselves taking it in turns to stand under a bucket and turn a wheel. My first turn comes and with the bucket making some ominous noises I get away clean avoiding what turns out to be ice cream. Entering the tank again, I spin a one and get away clean once more. As I walk away, I hear the bucket tip, that was close. With only 2 of us left, a spin a one once more and leave the tank watching as John spins and ends up covered in flour.
I sigh in relief, thinking what that flour would have been like with the syrup for the last round and then realise that I actually managed to win. What a turnaround, I'm now second top rather than second bottom.
Whilst I would have preferred something messy, I decide that revenge against MessyPuffa is still worthwhile leaving me the only one fully clothed.
Moving into the next round, we again have to pick numbers. I go with 2, 7, 18 & 19
I sigh in relief, thinking what that flour would have been like with the syrup for the last round and then realise that I actually managed to win. What a turnaround, I'm now second top rather than second bottom.
Whilst I would have preferred something messy, I decide that revenge against MessyPuffa is still worthwhile leaving me the only one fully clothed.
Moving into the next round, we again have to pick numbers. I go with 2, 7, 18 & 19
novagunger said: Before we start the next round would like to thank Gems responses like that play out the game make this more fun for everyone and are more of what I am shooting for which is why there is so much response time in between parts. Now back to the game.
It seems that Pie-pie-fficianado is just to nice and doesn't want to use that bucket of green gunge on anyone. The audience starts to boo that decision. Now now that his right. I grab it and without any warning chuck it right into his face. But of course we also never disappoint our audience.
Now on to out next game if you would all pick one of these seats please. I motion to a row of 5 seats under a scaffolding. Messypuffa runs over and grabs the seat furthest to stage left, with John Smith taking the seat next to him, then pie-fficianado, then Gems and finally MessyJamie in the last one. Above your heads are 5 randomly numbered buckets I will ask each of you to pick a number and that bucket will be dropped on the person bellow. First dumped on gets 0 points, 2nd gets 50, 3rd 100 4th 250, and the one to stay clean gets 500. In addition first out gets a extra penalty and clean gets a prize.
Messypuffa you get to pick first what number do you want dropped? Three Every one tenses as waits then there is bang as bucket 3 tips over spilling out cold pudding on pie-fficianado. Next up is John Smith what is your number please? FIVE. The remaining 4 players tense braces then comes the bang and the bucket over John tips over covering him chocolate sauce.
Next up is pie-fficianado can he get revenge? He screams FOUR. MessyJamie is staring up at her bucket in nervousness and catchets a good view out of the corner of her eye of the bucket over Gems tipping over to cover him in syrup. Gems is up next and choses 1 Messyjamie again looks up unfortunately this time her bucket tips over giving her a face full of beans.
After the first two rounds the scores are
Messypuffa 800
pie-fficianado 500
MessyJamie 450
Gems 200
John 50
Now for the added punishment and prize. pie-fficianado is stripped of his shoes and sock. Messypuffa gets to fill this pie shell with any three toppings of her choice and pie one of the other 4 players of his choosing how he would like.
Writer's note. I am not sure how I screwed up and switched MessyJamie to MessyJessie but I fixed it to what it should have been. Sorry
It seems that Pie-pie-fficianado is just to nice and doesn't want to use that bucket of green gunge on anyone. The audience starts to boo that decision. Now now that his right. I grab it and without any warning chuck it right into his face. But of course we also never disappoint our audience.
Now on to out next game if you would all pick one of these seats please. I motion to a row of 5 seats under a scaffolding. Messypuffa runs over and grabs the seat furthest to stage left, with John Smith taking the seat next to him, then pie-fficianado, then Gems and finally MessyJamie in the last one. Above your heads are 5 randomly numbered buckets I will ask each of you to pick a number and that bucket will be dropped on the person bellow. First dumped on gets 0 points, 2nd gets 50, 3rd 100 4th 250, and the one to stay clean gets 500. In addition first out gets a extra penalty and clean gets a prize.
Messypuffa you get to pick first what number do you want dropped? Three Every one tenses as waits then there is bang as bucket 3 tips over spilling out cold pudding on pie-fficianado. Next up is John Smith what is your number please? FIVE. The remaining 4 players tense braces then comes the bang and the bucket over John tips over covering him chocolate sauce.
Next up is pie-fficianado can he get revenge? He screams FOUR. MessyJamie is staring up at her bucket in nervousness and catchets a good view out of the corner of her eye of the bucket over Gems tipping over to cover him in syrup. Gems is up next and choses 1 Messyjamie again looks up unfortunately this time her bucket tips over giving her a face full of beans.
After the first two rounds the scores are
Messypuffa 800
pie-fficianado 500
MessyJamie 450
Gems 200
John 50
Now for the added punishment and prize. pie-fficianado is stripped of his shoes and sock. Messypuffa gets to fill this pie shell with any three toppings of her choice and pie one of the other 4 players of his choosing how he would like.
Writer's note. I am not sure how I screwed up and switched MessyJamie to MessyJessie but I fixed it to what it should have been. Sorry
well the second round has started we all have to sit underneath scaffolding that has 5 random buckets of mess in them we all wonder whats in store for us
i get the last choice in chairs but hopefully that will work to my advantage bucket number 3 was called i'm safe for now the next bucket called is number 5 worrying if its going to be my bucket nope it was john as he got caught with chocolate sauce now we are on to the 3rd bucket which was bucket number 4 i start to get really nervous as i haven't gotten messy this round yet i look up and see that gems is going to be getting covered in syrup i smile and giggle now gems chooses bucket number 1 and i look up nervously again and it turns out to be my bucket which is full of beans i scream as all the beans cover me completely covering me some even going down the front of my tracksuit onto my breastsAfter managing to stay clean in the last round I only have the remanins of the pie sandwich from the 1st round on my face and shoulders of my puffy vest compared to the covering of the rest of the players.
Seeing the tank I think this could get messy after seeing everyone else going beforehand and only messyjamie getting the bucket dumped on her I have a bad feeling. As I throw up comes a 4 and I try to turn it as quick as I can get out of there but no luck as the bucket turns and a cold bucket full of rice pudding ends up being dumped on my head and ends up covering my whole head and the front and back of my puffy vest.
After watching gems managing to stay clean he has a little revenge on me by selecting me to lose some of my clothing.
I pick numbers 1, 9, 10, 15 and 23
Seeing the tank I think this could get messy after seeing everyone else going beforehand and only messyjamie getting the bucket dumped on her I have a bad feeling. As I throw up comes a 4 and I try to turn it as quick as I can get out of there but no luck as the bucket turns and a cold bucket full of rice pudding ends up being dumped on my head and ends up covering my whole head and the front and back of my puffy vest.
After watching gems managing to stay clean he has a little revenge on me by selecting me to lose some of my clothing.
I pick numbers 1, 9, 10, 15 and 23
Sorry, I think I should be able to be more attentive to this moving forward...
I pick 4, 8, 13, and 22
I pick 4, 8, 13, and 22
I stand in shock, somehow having every gloopy substance from slime to pudding to cake batter completely engulfing my head and upper body. I clear the batter from my eyes using two fingers, and pick the following numbers: 3, 5, 11, 25.
round 3 starts and its the gunge bucket round i watching with anticipation as john is up first he rolls a 5 i'm surely thinking he's going to be the first one out but he lucks out and escapes clean now its gems turn i see he rolled a 4 thinking to myself hoping that it dumps on him sadly it shakes but doesn't drop on gem now the host calls out to me its my turn i ended up rolling a 6 i squeal because i have a feeling that im going to be the first one out i look up at the bucket as i start to turn the wheel 1,and the bucket shakes 2,the bucket is really shaking a lot 3, the bucket is shaking as well as i am how much longer will the bucket hold out for 4,the bucket dumps all over me completely covering me in half melted ice cream i scream because its so cold which causes my nipples to show through my tracksuit which you can barely tell is pink sadly this round is over for me as i step out of the tank since i was first out i loose my shoes and socks
my 4 numbers for the next round will be 6,12,24,20
my 4 numbers for the next round will be 6,12,24,20
Gems walks over and grabs either side of Messypuffa's track suit bottoms and pulls them off exposing his speedo to the crowd.
Alright now that is done it's time to start round 4 and our mystery door wall. Behind these are 13 forfeits and 12 point related envelopes the players will each open 4 doors and will get what ever is behind those doors. First lets see what is behind the unchosen doors. 14 is lose two items of clothing, 16 is syrup, 17 custard, 21 Honey, 24 beans.
John you are up first. He opens 4 first and it shows remove a item of clothing he quickly pulls of his shirt before he loses something else. MessyJamie please make your first pick. She opens 6 and also gets lose an item of clothing causing her to lose her shirt. Next up is pie-fficianado who picks 3 and gets 100 points. Gems is up next and he picks 2 and gets 400 points. Finally it's MessyPuffa who picks and gets exicted when he see 200 points but the looks closer and sees it's -200 points.
So after the first set of picks it's John 350, MessyJamie 450, MessyPuffa 700, pie-fficianado 800, Gems 1200. John your are up first again so make you pick please. He chooses 8 which he opens for -100 points. MessyJamie is up next she pick 12 and find 250 points. MessyPuffa is up next and opens 9 for a loss of 200 points. Up next is pie-fficianado who picks 5 and finds another bottle of honey which is quickly poured over his head. Last up is Gems who picks 7 and gets lose an item off comes his shoes and socks.
So the scores are now John 250, MessyPuffa 500, MessyJamie 700, pie-fficianado 800, and Gems 1200. John you are up first again you better pick better this time. He picks 13 and find 500 points. MessiePuffa you are up next. He picks opens 10 and finds a pie. A stage hand grabs it and SLAMS it into his crotch. MessyJamie is up next and picks 24 and finds 3 bottles of mustard. The stage hand grabs them and squirts them all over her front playing close attention to her face and chest. pie-fficianado is up next and opens 11 to find 500 points. Up last is Gems who opens 18 for -100 point.
So with one round of picks left the score is MessyPuffa 500, MessyJamie 700, John 750, Gems 1100, and pie-fficianado 1300. That is a tight game at both the top and bottom. Messypuffa you are up first. He opens 15 for lose an item of clothing and starts to take off the vest but before he gets far a stage hand walks up and says that vest is extra so losing that is cheating and pulls his speedo off. to a roar of laughter from the crowd. Up next is MessyJamie who opens for -300 points. Up next is John who chooses for a sundae wedgie. The stage hands quickly fill his speedo with ice cream, chocolate sauce, whip cream, sprinkles, and cherries till it's bursting full and then grab it by the front and back and a wedgie alternating several times from pulling on the front and back to run the mess into those senative areas. Next up is Gems who picks 19 and finds 600 points. Last up is pie-fficianado who picks lose 2 items of clothing off comes his top and bottom leaving him in just the speedo.
So after all is said and done we have a score of Jamie 400, Messypuffa 500, John 750, pie-fficianado 1300, and Gems 1700. That means that Gems locks up first and gets to skip the playing in the play off round for a very special roll. But it would also be a shame to waste those 4 unpicked messes so he can use them how ever he sees fit.
Alright now that is done it's time to start round 4 and our mystery door wall. Behind these are 13 forfeits and 12 point related envelopes the players will each open 4 doors and will get what ever is behind those doors. First lets see what is behind the unchosen doors. 14 is lose two items of clothing, 16 is syrup, 17 custard, 21 Honey, 24 beans.
John you are up first. He opens 4 first and it shows remove a item of clothing he quickly pulls of his shirt before he loses something else. MessyJamie please make your first pick. She opens 6 and also gets lose an item of clothing causing her to lose her shirt. Next up is pie-fficianado who picks 3 and gets 100 points. Gems is up next and he picks 2 and gets 400 points. Finally it's MessyPuffa who picks and gets exicted when he see 200 points but the looks closer and sees it's -200 points.
So after the first set of picks it's John 350, MessyJamie 450, MessyPuffa 700, pie-fficianado 800, Gems 1200. John your are up first again so make you pick please. He chooses 8 which he opens for -100 points. MessyJamie is up next she pick 12 and find 250 points. MessyPuffa is up next and opens 9 for a loss of 200 points. Up next is pie-fficianado who picks 5 and finds another bottle of honey which is quickly poured over his head. Last up is Gems who picks 7 and gets lose an item off comes his shoes and socks.
So the scores are now John 250, MessyPuffa 500, MessyJamie 700, pie-fficianado 800, and Gems 1200. John you are up first again you better pick better this time. He picks 13 and find 500 points. MessiePuffa you are up next. He picks opens 10 and finds a pie. A stage hand grabs it and SLAMS it into his crotch. MessyJamie is up next and picks 24 and finds 3 bottles of mustard. The stage hand grabs them and squirts them all over her front playing close attention to her face and chest. pie-fficianado is up next and opens 11 to find 500 points. Up last is Gems who opens 18 for -100 point.
So with one round of picks left the score is MessyPuffa 500, MessyJamie 700, John 750, Gems 1100, and pie-fficianado 1300. That is a tight game at both the top and bottom. Messypuffa you are up first. He opens 15 for lose an item of clothing and starts to take off the vest but before he gets far a stage hand walks up and says that vest is extra so losing that is cheating and pulls his speedo off. to a roar of laughter from the crowd. Up next is MessyJamie who opens for -300 points. Up next is John who chooses for a sundae wedgie. The stage hands quickly fill his speedo with ice cream, chocolate sauce, whip cream, sprinkles, and cherries till it's bursting full and then grab it by the front and back and a wedgie alternating several times from pulling on the front and back to run the mess into those senative areas. Next up is Gems who picks 19 and finds 600 points. Last up is pie-fficianado who picks lose 2 items of clothing off comes his top and bottom leaving him in just the speedo.
So after all is said and done we have a score of Jamie 400, Messypuffa 500, John 750, pie-fficianado 1300, and Gems 1700. That means that Gems locks up first and gets to skip the playing in the play off round for a very special roll. But it would also be a shame to waste those 4 unpicked messes so he can use them how ever he sees fit.
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