Let's kick you off with a nice double gunge ladymuck. First - a bucket of the finest gunge money can buy in a classic fluorescent green colour poured right over your head. Let's follow that up with a couple of cartons of custard either over your bare chest or on your cleavage inside your outfit depending on what is picked
FatPieFan said: Span face squirt, let's go with mayo
Hate to break it to you but you might need to change that as it doesn't fit with LadyMuck's limits of no savoury which were clearly posted with her outfits. I like your style though!