1. Wear a women's 1-piece swimsuit 2. Can of beans down swimsuit. 3. Fill the swimsuit with cold applesauce 4. Fill your swimsuit with a big bowl of mashed potatoes.
1. Bucket of slime/gunge 2. Soak underwear/swimsuit/clothes in the slime/gunge 3. Head dunk to retrieve your clothes 4. Cold shower to rinse off mess 5. Put gungey clothes on and pie yourself in the face before rinse off.