Messy fantasy premier league by wam262

Virgina

Anyone have any interest in running this again?

8/5/258/5/25

Since I'm already managing the American Football league I figured why not start this one as well. Week 1 is fast approaching so join and get your team picked ASAP. I opted for only the head to head league this season:
https://fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/5p1vj2

8/5/258/5/25

Virgina

I joined hopefully it goes better for me then last time.

8/7/258/7/25

Virgina

So far only two of us surely they're is someone else brave enough to step up and play

8/13/258/13/25

wam262

I've joined. Hope I do as well as last time

8/13/258/13/25

I've joined, team name is Sloppy Play.

And just to state that I aim to win when I play FF but if I do lose you all have free reign to make my forfeits smelly/gross.

Cream of the slop

8/13/258/13/25

Be sure to get your teams saved as first matches are on the 15th. Rules are:
1. Lose your head to head take a pie.
2. Lose by more than 15 take a dare.
3. Winner at the end of the season gets to dish out dares to all the losers (since there is only 4 of us)

8/17/258/17/25

Looking like a pie for you nova haha hahah

Cream of the slop

8/17/258/17/25

Virgina

Sissy Slops said: Looking like a pie for you nova haha hahah

oh no

8/19/258/19/25

After the first week: Novagunger and wam262 owe pies, but overall both were close matches.

8/19/258/19/25

I start as I mean to go on. Going to be a messy season for yous ahahaha

Cream of the slop

8/19/258/19/25

In the unlikely event that I lose a game I will take my pie as follows:

Less than 5pts - custard
5-10pts - mushy peas and Nutella
10-15pts - Dog food and ranch dressing
25pts+ all three

Cream of the slop

8/22/258/22/25

Let's see some pie pay-ups!

Cream of the slop

8/25/258/25/25

Virgina

week one pay off done more pictures can be found in my profile

8/25/258/25/25

Haha. In your face. Literally

Cream of the slop

8/26/258/26/25

Another week in the books. This time Nova and I both owe pies.

8/26/258/26/25

Virgina

geyemessy1 said: Another week in the books. This time Nova and I both owe pies.

oh no not again

8/27/258/27/25

wam262

novagunger said:

geyemessy1 said: Another week in the books. This time Nova and I both owe pies.

oh no not again

It was so close. You were beating me until the 9th minute of extra time when Salah got an assist!

9/1/259/1/25

Another game week over that means 2 more losses. Come on losers, let's see those pies!! ahahah

Cream of the slop

9/1/259/1/25

That's right. Wam262 and I both owe pies. I plan on banking my pies (along with my American Football punishments for one really big mess in October and then another one at the end of the season)

9/1/259/1/25

Booooo

I you think you should take a pie after every loss AND a massive session at the end of the season (just because)

Cream of the slop

9/2/259/2/25

Virgina

Week two's payup done more pices here

https://umd.net/profile/id/51546/section/photos/album/2025-2026-fantasy-premier-league

9/2/259/2/25

Virgina

Week two's payup done more pices here

https://umd.net/profile/id/51546/section/photos/album/2025-2026-fantasy-premier-league

9/2/259/2/25

Ahaha you've got 9 more months of this to come ahahahaha

Cream of the slop

9/14/259/14/25

We're back after the start of National play and Nova and wam262 owe pies and wam262 owes a dare for losing to me by more than 15. So wam262 you should fill your underwear with beans and sit in it for 5 minutes

9/15/259/15/25

Quick question everyone: How does it feel losing to me every week. Ahahaha.

Losers.

Enjoy your pie Nova

Cream of the slop

9/21/259/21/25

Sitting pretty again this week.

I'm not going to take a single pie this season.

Cream of the slop

9/22/259/22/25

Nova and I get pies this week and I get a dare from Sissy Slops

9/22/259/22/25

geyemessy1 said: Nova and I get pies this week and I get a dare from Sissy Slops

Fantastic. You're going to drop 5 slices of bread into a large bowl of beans. Make sure they're at the bottom. Have a dozen eggs ready. Leave the bread 10 minutes to go soggy.

You must retrieve the bread using only your mouth. Every time a slice of bread breaks, you will crack 2 eggs every your head.

If you fail to retrieve all 5 slices in less than one minute then you must pour the beans over your head afterwards.

Cream of the slop

9/29/259/29/25