I am a little bitch boy (not my words ) and lost a battleship game to sixinchsub. As such I will need to fill my boxers snd cover myself in porridge, ketchup and peanut butter and eat two mouthfulls so I become accustomed to something or another (no shinanigans)
Uh, why is it that usually where MIU2 and I are involved we end up as worse off as each other. We drew at battleships so I have to get slopped in garlic mayo, brown sauce and custard in tightie whities
BUT!!! MIU2 has the same punishment in some utter grotbag honking boxers AND because it was my birthday he also is getting cheesed sauce #emotionalblackmail
Cake_Battered said: Here's an idea. How about a game where the loser gets messy with items determined by how many ships the winner has left? Each ship represents a specific item, and if you didn't manage to destroy it it's going to end up on you.
Here's what I had in mind for me:
Carrier (5) Big bowl of porridge Battleship (4) Big bowl of chocolate cake batter Cruiser (3) 1kg Carton of custard Sub (3) Sit on a cake Destroyer (2) Pie in the face
You can use the same, or choose your own list.
If you're feeling brave you could go for a best of three, where the loser has to get messy with the remaining items from both their losing games. You can either use two lists, or double up on the first. I'm going with two, so here's my round 2 list:
Carrier (5) Big bowl of vanilla cake batter Battleship (4) Trifle Cruiser (3) Chocolate sauce Sub (3) More custard (I like custard ) Destroyer (2) Tin of rice pudding
Would anyone like to try this, like now?
Extra rule: If you lose two games in a row you have to use every item in both your lists, regardless of what you lost.
Love you, too
) and lost a battleship game to sixinchsub. As such I will need to fill my boxers snd cover myself in porridge, ketchup and peanut butter and eat two mouthfulls so I become accustomed to something or another (no shinanigans)
