There ya go.. may not be great. But all I got right now.

Cheap work mayo bulk tub

Happy now. I smell grim

And to be honest as far as coverage goes I think I won. It was a slick greasy mess. Twice in one week!!

Bahahahaha who knew all it took was the threat of not being able to slop me again to make you lot pay up.

Gungeslop, you look like you been in a monumental bukkake

It was revolting.

Be honest now that I've won that

I don't remember the winner or the eliminator being announced!

Late performance - poor performance!

Results for 1st Round

dare_me - nil point
Gungeslop/MIU/MIU2/MIUChef/Other alias* 3 points - 1 for lateness so 2 points over all
Andypied - 2 points but bonus point for being first and only one on time so 3 points over all
Gunge_bri/Frankie 1 point minus one point for lateness overall null point

So stranding is
1st Andypied 3 points
2nd Gunge Slop 2 points
3rd GungyBri 0
4th Dare_me

Dare me is eliminated

2nd task will be announced tomorrow. The theme is 'Mischief'

Great slopping again from Gungeslop, you gotta give it to the guy he goes for total head coverage. Sadly cannot say the same for Gungybri, if that is the best you can do, don't bother!

Well done andy. Now let's see you extend that lead.

Who knew when over two weeks ago Gungeslop asked the board to get him messy that it would turn out like this. Be careful what you wish for.

Now now Foxy, all slopping is appreciated, only space for one meanie here

Now for challenge 2 - mischief.

We all know I like to cause mischief and havoc, but what I love more is orchestrating it seeing how it unfolds. So for this next challenge you'll entertain me by causing as much chaos as you can.

The task is simple, for every person you beat in a game, arrange to get slopped, or just generally humiliate, you will get one point. For each time it backfires on you, a point will be deducted.

Additional points are awarded for
Getting each other - 5 points
Delivering karma to Foxy - 6 points
Catching out Pimeslimeluvr in retaliation for his continued suggestion I get slopped - 7 points 2nd Gunge
An old fav of mine Dassault - 8 points
For revenge on Nova - 9 points
And for the person who thinks he is unbeatable, TomDavies -10 points.

All points will matter for the final round so do your best. You have one week (11:59pm BST, 19th June)

Ok. Who's man enough to let me beat them at battleships for a smelly gunging as their forfeit