Will also make note that as far as I can tell, anybody can spin the WAM Master wheel once per day, so having a WAM Master is not a requirement for the game to progress.
Lots of people looking to participate but few who have selected the position they wish to occupy.
I spun nominate, and I choose Sixfootsub.
You won treacle! Please fill your socks with treacle and keep them on for 30 minutes. When you're done take them off and lay them over your face with the word 'Loser' written on your chest. Proof required or a further forfeit shall be incurred. You have 48 hours to complete the task.
Loser - I will perform the task, but that isn't what's meant by "nominate slave"
You are only meant to choose someone to fill one of the slave roles. As I was already in the loser role, someone else should have been chosen to fill one of the empty slots. No forfeit should have been given in this case.
I believe a pie is in order to make up for this error.
Wammaster - Further to the last three posts prior to yesterday I had the positions determined as follows: It's Just Dandy - Head Kinkpig - Slut Sixfootsub - Loser
Please refer to the game rules for how to take up a position. I'm reluctant to try and explain it for fear of getting it wrong. Last time I did it cost me a pie which I still need to pay up.
Thanks for that very helpful summary, Sissy Slops. I was going to volunteer to take one of the positions but, if I read the rules right, I can't unless one of them is vacant? So I guess we all just start spinning to see what happens next.
Itsjustdandy your milkshake is going to bring all the boys to the yard.
I want you to tape your legs together and squish 2 bananas into a pulp with your toes with your socks on while pouring a glass off milk over them. Then pour another glass of milk down your undies and squash a third with your butt with your undies still on. When complete, put the socks in your mouth and the undies over your face and pour a final glass of milk over your head.
Finally take a picture of your self holding a sign that reads:
Itsjustdandy your milkshake is going to bring all the boys to the yard.
I want you to tape your legs together and squish 2 bananas into a pulp with your toes with your socks on while pouring a glass off milk over them. Then pour another glass of milk down your undies and squash a third with your butt with your undies still on. When complete, put the socks in your mouth and the undies over your face and pour a final glass of milk over your head.
Finally take a picture of your self holding a sign that reads:
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"
As fun and humiliating as this task sounds! Its actually in violation of the rules.
The rules clearly state that to be eligible you would have had to post within the last week. My last post was actually in March... with thay being said.
I think our awesome WAM Master should have to take on the task...
And any of the last couple people who have state they would like to play can grab the Head Slave Position as its actually vacant right now.
Itsjustdandy your milkshake is going to bring all the boys to the yard.
I want you to tape your legs together and squish 2 bananas into a pulp with your toes with your socks on while pouring a glass off milk over them. Then pour another glass of milk down your undies and squash a third with your butt with your undies still on. When complete, put the socks in your mouth and the undies over your face and pour a final glass of milk over your head.
Finally take a picture of your self holding a sign that reads:
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"
As fun and humiliating as this task sounds! Its actually in violation of the rules.
The rules clearly state that to be eligible you would have had to post within the last week. My last post was actually in March... with thay being said.
I think our awesome WAM Master should have to take on the task...
And any of the last couple people who have state they would like to play can grab the Head Slave Position as its actually vacant right now.
Wammaster - you need to read the rules again.
Players that have posted within the last three weeks are eligible to be nominated as slaves.
Once someone is nominated as a slave this does not expire. You became the slave in march when you declared yourself in.
I spun head and loser with porridge. For your insolence you're going to make a bucket of porridge and go bobbing for 6 apples. But stir in a couple of tins of beans so it's nice and yucky.
Then I think I will exercise my right as wammaster to double the task. Mix a bottle of brown sauce into the mix and go bobbing for those 6 apples again.
Oh and of course you still have the last challenges to compete as well.
I accept my position after reading and reconsidering, and re-reading again and again. So the only way out is to spin Free Slave on the Victim Wheel (can spin once every 3 hours) or spin New WamMaster on the WamMaster wheel, which if states can be spun once a day for non-WamMasters...
Itsjustdandy your milkshake is going to bring all the boys to the yard.
I want you to tape your legs together and squish 2 bananas into a pulp with your toes with your socks on while pouring a glass off milk over them. Then pour another glass of milk down your undies and squash a third with your butt with your undies still on. When complete, put the socks in your mouth and the undies over your face and pour a final glass of milk over your head.
Finally take a picture of your self holding a sign that reads:
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"
As fun and humiliating as this task sounds! Its actually in violation of the rules.
The rules clearly state that to be eligible you would have had to post within the last week. My last post was actually in March... with thay being said.
I think our awesome WAM Master should have to take on the task...
And any of the last couple people who have state they would like to play can grab the Head Slave Position as its actually vacant right now.
Wammaster - you need to read the rules again.
Players that have posted within the last three weeks are eligible to be nominated as slaves.
Once someone is nominated as a slave this does not expire. You became the slave in march when you declared yourself in.
I spun head and loser with porridge. For your insolence you're going to make a bucket of porridge and go bobbing for 6 apples. But stir in a couple of tins of beans so it's nice and yucky.
Then I think I will exercise my right as wammaster to double the task. Mix a bottle of brown sauce into the mix and go bobbing for those 6 apples again.
Oh and of course you still have the last challenges to compete as well.
Ahahahaha. Stupid boy
Loser -
Though not previously stated, I'll need to call the apple bobbing outside of my limits.
I also feel I should have a reduced sentence regardless, as I don't think I should be paying for Dandy's crimes.
I humbly request to instead be required to pour the 3 ingredients in question over my head. Perhaps a fourth ingredient to compensate for the lack of bobbing.
Itsjustdandy your milkshake is going to bring all the boys to the yard.
I want you to tape your legs together and squish 2 bananas into a pulp with your toes with your socks on while pouring a glass off milk over them. Then pour another glass of milk down your undies and squash a third with your butt with your undies still on. When complete, put the socks in your mouth and the undies over your face and pour a final glass of milk over your head.
Finally take a picture of your self holding a sign that reads:
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard"
As fun and humiliating as this task sounds! Its actually in violation of the rules.
The rules clearly state that to be eligible you would have had to post within the last week. My last post was actually in March... with thay being said.
I think our awesome WAM Master should have to take on the task...
And any of the last couple people who have state they would like to play can grab the Head Slave Position as its actually vacant right now.
Wammaster - you need to read the rules again.
Players that have posted within the last three weeks are eligible to be nominated as slaves.
Once someone is nominated as a slave this does not expire. You became the slave in march when you declared yourself in.
I spun head and loser with porridge. For your insolence you're going to make a bucket of porridge and go bobbing for 6 apples. But stir in a couple of tins of beans so it's nice and yucky.
Then I think I will exercise my right as wammaster to double the task. Mix a bottle of brown sauce into the mix and go bobbing for those 6 apples again.
Oh and of course you still have the last challenges to compete as well.
Ahahahaha. Stupid boy
Loser -
Though not previously stated, I'll need to call the apple bobbing outside of my limits.
I also feel I should have a reduced sentence regardless, as I don't think I should be paying for Dandy's crimes.
I humbly request to instead be required to pour the 3 ingredients in question over my head. Perhaps a fourth ingredient to compensate for the lack of bobbing.
Wammaster-
Fine. I will grant you a reprieve from the bobbing but in return I want you writing lines.
Your Fourth ingredient is custard. While covered in slop you are to write
"I'm such a loser I'm never getting out of the dungeon" 50 times and then post for all to see.
Given how often the spins are happening and that the slaves are doing a poor job of freeing themselves I'm going to tone down the enthusiasm of the forfeits I give.
The punishment is the regulatory with which a messy forfeit is received, those individual forfeits don't need to 'big' it's just fun to think how often you poor fuckers are showering ahahaha
And with that we have two more victims. Head and loser.
Rub a jar of peanut butter into your undies (front and back) and go for a walk. If you want to please your wammaster then but something from a shop while you're out.