I brought up the idea to my wife of her getting me messy. She already knows I like getting messy, but she doesn't know about the UMD. I want to do something that is on the fun side of wam. I was thinking about numbering the items and drawing a number out of a bowl. Then she dumps that substance on me. Any thoughts or ideas for fun, light hearted messy games?
My wife and I did exactly that a few times many years ago. I made up a large number of bowls and buckets with messy items and then made up cards stating the messy item and what to do with it. Some of the cards included other types of kinky torments that were not messy. The cards were put into a paper grocery bag and mixed up. She then tied me face up to a chaise lounge in the garage and spent the next hour or so picking the cards out of the bag and delivering the torment. It was great fun for sure!!!
I'd get a cheap deck of playing cards. Put the diamonds and clubs in one pile. And use the spades and hearts to mark each item. That's 26 items! Maybe use a die to predetermine where it's going to go?(over head, in clothes...on her?!?)Good luck!
The dice game is pretty easy and fun you can play it alone or with a partner all you need is a dice and 6 Messy items. You write 6 numbers with 6 messy items corresponding to the number one person rolls two dice the other person applies the mess that corresponds to the number do you want to get fancy you can roll second time to match a second list of where it's going to be on your body that also works if you're alone takes the guesswork out of it and stimulates the randomness. My husband and I play it all the time. If you run out of the mess on that number you just go to the next number down until you're out of everything you can have multiple quantities of each mess and every time the number rolls you use one of them feel free to elaborate however you need to at the time
A die is great randomizer for placement. Earlier in the year I had accumulated nearly 20 pies for forfeit, and where each went was determined by a roll: 1 for head, 2 for face, 3 for torso, 4 for crotch, 5 for ass and 6 for the feet. If you're fully relying on fate for substance, you need to have a lot of stuff ready that you won't be using...at least in this session. Through random selection, if your plan is for 10 hits, you could roll the number for syrup 10 times, and never hit the pie number.
If you have a list of messy items you want to use, one of the free options at random.org is to shuffle a list of items that you give it. This would eliminate the 'roll something you've already used' problem.