Due to cruel twist of fate I'm obliged to enter a 3 day vote, with the loser taking 4 pies & 3 buckets of gunge Luckily there is good news: the evil gloating host of Lucky boxes (Whitestar) is available to take the slop rather than me .
So for 3 days you have the chance to make the right choice ( vote for Whitestar) or live for evermore with your conscience.

What did I do? I only sealed the envelopes, it was pfnxx who choose their fate! So vote for them!!!

I am only the host of this game, surely you don't want to see the host get pied gunged, the whole point is to get the contestants gunged and pied!!!

Its not like the host subjects to you statements such as... At the airport I went into a room that said UK Customs. There was an orderly queue of people putting on kettles, dunking biscuits in tea, eating bacon, egg, and fried bread, and talking about the weather.

or Every pie is a masterpiece, a true work of tart!

I have voted for pfnxx

Revenge on the Host!

Whaaaaaatttttt??

I went to bed with pfnxx in the lead and I wake up to find I'm in the lead by 1 vote, 7 to 8!

Who's has done that?

Come on folks, that's not fair we all know pfnxx should be winning. Get your votes in and vote pfnxx!!!

Sorry Mr Whitestar, but you do look so good covered in gunge...!

Went for Pfnxx as they didn't have a good reason not too

Been out all day so didn't know how this was going. Judging from Whitestar's post this morning, seems like he was doing a decent job on his own picking up votes.
Bit too narrow for comfort now though so just to recap: Whitestar wants the mess. He loves it & gunge and pies are attracted to him. It's his natural habitat. Picture his happy little face as he slops about in all those pies & gunge.
Do the right thing and don't deny him the chance to start the week with a wallow. Vote Whitestar.

And thats a reason!!! Shocking behaviour!!!

Looks like the one is going to be close, im looking at the votes now and its 11 to 12 to me!!!

What have i done to folks... Im only the host!!!!

You need to vote for pfnxx, and Ill say it again louder!!! VOTE FOR PFNXX not me!!!

Pay no attention. He's just tired and wants the mess really.

Tired?, Tired? If i was you would seen Michelin or Goodyear on my profile!!!

I think your trying to deflect the attention away from you but you really want to loose!!!!

You need to vote for pfnxx, and Ill say it again louder!!! VOTE FOR PFNXX not me!!!

Sounds like you need to cool down a little.
Imagine how much better you'll feel after a long cold stream of stringy slime.

I think these are your wishes not mine!

And the audience agrees as when I am looking at it now, there are 30 votes and you are in the lead! 17 votes to my 13!

Thank you to those 17 who voted for pfnxx, you absolute stars!

And those who voted for me... grrrrrrrrr! Gungeings for you all!

Come on folks get more votes in and remember its the pfnxx vote button NOT the Whitestar button!

Bah- things are looking bleak.

hahahahahaha!!!!

pfxxx you're going down!!!!

Looks like I am wining my case! Vote for pfnxx not me!!!

The gap has narrowed to four votes!!!
There's still a chance that Whitestar receives a sudden burst of popularity on the final day!

If all else fails, unfounded optimism may just carry me through the slopping.

Im looking at it now with 37 votes in and 21 to 16 in favour of pfnxx!

Voting closes later today, will there be a late resurgence for me or has pfnxx fate been sealed???

Tune in later to find out!

It's got even worse, even after Whitestar's gloat.

Not looking good for you lol

Cavalry seem to be leaving it very late.

That's it! pfnxx is more popular than me!

As is should be though the contestant rather than the host getting messy!!!

Thank you to all who voted for pfnxx!

And those that voted for me.... let's just say i have more gunge available!

pfnxx Enjoy the mess!

I'd like to be able to thank all those who made me feel so popular.

Can't bring myself to do so, though, so instead curses on you all and may your next pie be caustic.

Will obey the democratic vote and post proof on profile soon.

Unless anyone realises their mistake and wants to retract their vote....?

oh well, worth a try